So Sepp Blatter has said he will go and much of Europe and North America has erupted in joy.
Fifa, the gatekeepers of world football, will finally be clean again. The beautiful game will be rid of its bruises and emerge once more like the beguiling, unblemished model it was before that nasty Swiss man came into power.
Only such a conclusion would be as misguided as a quip about female footballers wearing tighter shorts. Or that racism can be solved with a handshake. Or ... well, you get the gist.
Aside from the fact Blatter has no intention to vacate his throne for another four months at least, it must also be noted that, even in his native tongue, he never actually uttered the word demissionne (definition: "Resign").
He will instead “lay down his mandate”, which will presumably involve championing his preferred successor all the way to the polls. Even his harshest critics concede he is a master politician.
Read more:
– Who will replace Sepp Blatter as the next Fifa president and how did we get here?
– As all strongmen do, Sepp Blatter has fallen – but he did accomplish things
Beheading the snake (metaphorically of course) is a positive step in any reformation process, but it cannot be forgotten that 133 representatives at Friday’s Congress voted for the 79-year-old Swiss to remain in power. Change was quite clearly not unanimously desired inside the walls of football’s governing body. The next step is always more important than the last.
Blatter has the backing of practically the entire developing world largely because of his determination to win the Nobel Peace Prize ... sorry, to expand the game globally by taking the World Cup to Asia and Africa for the first time. Outside of Europe and North America, he is as popular as ever, as evidenced by the standing ovation he received following Friday’s re-election.
The snake can always grow another head – Blatter himself is evidence of that. Elected in 1998, he replaced Joao Havelange, who would later be found to have accepted "not inconsiderable amounts" of money in exchange for broadcast rights to the 2002 and 2006 World Cups. Those indicted by the US Department of Justice last week are accused of corrupt practices dating back to 1991.
Before Havelange, of Brazil, every Fifa president had been European, but Blatter, to his credit, has expanded the game exponentially. The continent can no longer claim rightful ownership. Europeans such as Michel Platini, Luis Figo, Michael van Praag and Jerome Champagne have all been predicted to run, but would any of them be able to confidently crack the cabal of Africa, Asia and South and Central America? Unlikely.
Prince Ali bin Al Hussein is an early favourite having claimed 73 votes last week against Blatter, but he did not win votes in Asia, his own confederation. Nor does he offer a clean break. If Fifa is genuinely intent on starting afresh, the next president must be an outsider; someone free from the current rotten regime; someone with a global outlook and little vested interest.
Under Fifa’s current rules, such candidates are not eligible, but as Domenico Scala, Fifa’s independent chairman of the audit and compliance committee, promised on Tuesday, when it comes to implementing reform, “nothing will be off the table”.
Kofi Annan, at 77, is two years younger than Blatter and holds global respect and admiration for his work as secretary general of the United Nations. He has also already won the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Muslim Council of Elders condemns terrorism on religious sites
The Muslim Council of Elders has strongly condemned the criminal attacks on religious sites in Britain.
It firmly rejected “acts of terrorism, which constitute a flagrant violation of the sanctity of houses of worship”.
“Attacking places of worship is a form of terrorism and extremism that threatens peace and stability within societies,” it said.
The council also warned against the rise of hate speech, racism, extremism and Islamophobia. It urged the international community to join efforts to promote tolerance and peaceful coexistence.
The biog
Favourite hobby: taking his rescue dog, Sally, for long walks.
Favourite book: anything by Stephen King, although he said the films rarely match the quality of the books
Favourite film: The Shawshank Redemption stands out as his favourite movie, a classic King novella
Favourite music: “I have a wide and varied music taste, so it would be unfair to pick a single song from blues to rock as a favourite"
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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The burning issue
The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.
Read part four: an affection for classic cars lives on
Read part three: the age of the electric vehicle begins
Read part one: how cars came to the UAE
Key findings of Jenkins report
- Founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, Hassan al Banna, "accepted the political utility of violence"
- Views of key Muslim Brotherhood ideologue, Sayyid Qutb, have “consistently been understood” as permitting “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” and “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
- Muslim Brotherhood at all levels has repeatedly defended Hamas attacks against Israel, including the use of suicide bombers and the killing of civilians.
- Laying out the report in the House of Commons, David Cameron told MPs: "The main findings of the review support the conclusion that membership of, association with, or influence by the Muslim Brotherhood should be considered as a possible indicator of extremism."
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Friday Hertha Berlin v Union Berlin (11.30pm)
Saturday Freiburg v Borussia Monchengladbach, Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Dortmund, Cologne v Wolfsburg, Arminia Bielefeld v Mainz (6.30pm) Bayern Munich v RB Leipzig (9.30pm)
Sunday Werder Bremen v Stuttgart (6.30pm), Schalke v Bayer Leverkusen (9pm)
Monday Hoffenheim v Augsburg (11.30pm)
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What drives subscription retailing?
Once the domain of newspaper home deliveries, subscription model retailing has combined with e-commerce to permeate myriad products and services.
The concept has grown tremendously around the world and is forecast to thrive further, according to UnivDatos Market Insights’ report on recent and predicted trends in the sector.
The global subscription e-commerce market was valued at $13.2 billion (Dh48.5bn) in 2018. It is forecast to touch $478.2bn in 2025, and include the entertainment, fitness, food, cosmetics, baby care and fashion sectors.
The report says subscription-based services currently constitute “a small trend within e-commerce”. The US hosts almost 70 per cent of recurring plan firms, including leaders Dollar Shave Club, Hello Fresh and Netflix. Walmart and Sephora are among longer established retailers entering the space.
UnivDatos cites younger and affluent urbanites as prime subscription targets, with women currently the largest share of end-users.
That’s expected to remain unchanged until 2025, when women will represent a $246.6bn market share, owing to increasing numbers of start-ups targeting women.
Personal care and beauty occupy the largest chunk of the worldwide subscription e-commerce market, with changing lifestyles, work schedules, customisation and convenience among the chief future drivers.
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