Learning a new language isn’t without hazards, let me tell you. It turns out I’ve been telling everyone I’m expecting a baby ... in French.
Throughout the past three months I’ve peppered dozens of conversations and e-mails with the phrase “je suis expectant” (pronounced eggs-peck-tont) which I understood to mean, “I am excited”, as in, “I’m expecting something good”.
No. It means, “I’m expecting”. As in, a baby.
Thanks for the heads up, guys, but could you not have mentioned this sooner? Before, erm, I said it proudly to a famous French musician moments before she took the stage? (The reaction: utter confusion – I just thought it was just my accent).
I think that was the moment that inspired “friends” to finally speak up about my error.
Or rather, to point and laugh. You see, I’m a man. So rather than an awkward social faux-pas, I’ve basically been the butt of a long, ongoing private joke.
Once the cat was out of the bag, the joke went viral. Within moments, French people at neighbouring tables, who I’d never met, were invited over – just to make fun of the stupid Brit who’d been mangling their language to such hilarious effect.
Messages were excitedly exchanged “with Quebec” to share the joke (and check whether it was some kind of Canadianism I’d adopted – it wasn’t. So just where did I hear this “expec-tont”?).
One table-visitor took the time to explain by telling me a long story about how, when she was a girl and visited her English pen-friend, the friend kept using a nonsense word in her company until eventually she adopted the made-up word and kept repeating it for months, even though it was indeed nonsense.
What I wanted to scream: “She was 12 years old! You’re all grown-ups, and should have grown some maturity, humility, etc”.
Still, now I had sufficient evidence there had been a plot. There’s no way I could have been allowed to tell people I was pregnant dozens of time without an agreed consensus not to tell me.
“Where did you hear this anyway, Rob?” Well, if it didn’t come from Canada ... from you, perhaps?
• Rob Garratt is studying beginners’ French at Alliance Française Dubai, a non-profit language and cultural institution established in 1982 that teaches the language to more than 2,500 students every year. Find out more at www.afdubai.org
rgarratt@thenational.ae
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Important questions to consider
1. Where on the plane does my pet travel?
There are different types of travel available for pets:
- Manifest cargo
- Excess luggage in the hold
- Excess luggage in the cabin
Each option is safe. The feasibility of each option is based on the size and breed of your pet, the airline they are traveling on and country they are travelling to.
2. What is the difference between my pet traveling as manifest cargo or as excess luggage?
If traveling as manifest cargo, your pet is traveling in the front hold of the plane and can travel with or without you being on the same plane. The cost of your pets travel is based on volumetric weight, in other words, the size of their travel crate.
If traveling as excess luggage, your pet will be in the rear hold of the plane and must be traveling under the ticket of a human passenger. The cost of your pets travel is based on the actual (combined) weight of your pet in their crate.
3. What happens when my pet arrives in the country they are traveling to?
As soon as the flight arrives, your pet will be taken from the plane straight to the airport terminal.
If your pet is traveling as excess luggage, they will taken to the oversized luggage area in the arrival hall. Once you clear passport control, you will be able to collect them at the same time as your normal luggage. As you exit the airport via the ‘something to declare’ customs channel you will be asked to present your pets travel paperwork to the customs official and / or the vet on duty.
If your pet is traveling as manifest cargo, they will be taken to the Animal Reception Centre. There, their documentation will be reviewed by the staff of the ARC to ensure all is in order. At the same time, relevant customs formalities will be completed by staff based at the arriving airport.
4. How long does the travel paperwork and other travel preparations take?
This depends entirely on the location that your pet is traveling to. Your pet relocation compnay will provide you with an accurate timeline of how long the relevant preparations will take and at what point in the process the various steps must be taken.
In some cases they can get your pet ‘travel ready’ in a few days. In others it can be up to six months or more.
5. What vaccinations does my pet need to travel?
Regardless of where your pet is traveling, they will need certain vaccinations. The exact vaccinations they need are entirely dependent on the location they are traveling to. The one vaccination that is mandatory for every country your pet may travel to is a rabies vaccination.
Other vaccinations may also be necessary. These will be advised to you as relevant. In every situation, it is essential to keep your vaccinations current and to not miss a due date, even by one day. To do so could severely hinder your pets travel plans.
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