Last week, Vince Cable, the UK coalition government's business secretary, made a scathing attack on the "murky" world of high finance in his speech at the Liberal Democrats conference in Liverpool. He admonished the "spivs and gamblers" in the City of London; accusing them of many things including their reckless approach to mergers and acquisitions. "Why should good companies be destroyed by short-term investors looking for a speculative killing, while their accomplices in the City make fat fees?" he asked.
In his opinion and that of many business school professors, mergers and acquisitions rarely benefit anyone other than the investment bankers earning hefty management fees on the deal. What they generally do is create a larger organisation that, in turn, throws up another management dilemma: how it is to be managed. The acquiring entity, whether it was hostile or not in its takeover, will usually adopt one of two approaches: either centralise decision making or take a decentralised view. Both, if not administered correctly, can lead to very painful outcomes.
There are plenty of recent examples where the larger combined entity simply failed: AOL-Time Warner; Daimler-Chrysler; and Amlak-Tamweel are just a few. And when you speak to staff in the entity that has been gobbled up by a larger predator there is a general disquiet, almost a pervading sensation that they are now merely cogs in a larger machine. It's a sentiment that a friend of mine, who recently went through a technological company merger, expressed when he said all decision making had been taken away from his firm and the finance guys from the acquirer's side were now calling the shots and had no idea how to manage an entrepreneurial business.
The world of literature has depicted what can happen when the rulers or the acquirers manage by remote control the ruled or the acquired. Frank Kafka's dark and disturbing unfinished 1926 novel The Castle is a fine example. In the book people are remotely managed by superiors who give orders without truly understanding what their employees are doing; and the employees simply follow the rules because that is what the ruling hierarchy demands. Sound familiar?
In it the protagonist "K" is a land surveyor employed by The Castle, an entity that has no idea what he does and nor does it really care. He tries to meet the decision makers and highlight the value of his work. All his advances are blocked. In the end he is told in a letter from The Castle: "The surveying work which you have carried out thus far has my recognition … Do not slacken your efforts! Bring your work to a successful conclusion. Any interruption would displease me … I shall not forget you."
Unfortunately, like the acquired employee, he is forgotten and his work is meaningless. Companies that acquire are often driven by a compulsive physiological and psychological need for centralisation, control and order. The accountants and administrators install generic dashboards, key performance indicators and other turntable metrics to get a grip of the situation on the ground in the acquired company, without first garnering a deeper understanding of the business.
Often this is driven by the need to report quarterly earnings back to the stock market and meet the expectations of analysts. The compounding effect on the organisation is that entrepreneurship and creativity is killed off. It's why entrepreneurs such as Sir Richard Branson de-listtheir companies - he had no elbow room to manoeuvre. Centralisation of decision making is akin to installing an all-watching eye at the top of the all-encompassing organisational pyramid. The flip side is decentralisation. And large organisations go through periods of oscillation where they flirt with decentralisation before resorting back to direct control from the top. They struggle with the concept of decentralisation because it creates a more entrepreneurial and creative environment, which in itself adds an element of entrepreneurial disorder, for which they cannot codify, compute or create a meaningful metric.
However, the approach need not be mutually exclusive. That is centralise or decentralise. Rather, the criteria should be how are decisions better made? The economist EF Schumacher alluded to this is his 1973 book Small is Beautiful when he referred to the principle of subsidiary function. If decisions are better made lower down the organisational structure then let them get on with it and keep a watchful distance. If, however, through discourse and reasoned argument, those further up the organisation can demonstrate that they will be better at making decisions, then and only then, should they be given the ability to do so. Hence, according to Schumacher "the burden of proof lies always on those who want to deprive a lower level of its function …". Being higher up does not make a manager wiser or more effective.
So if centralisation is the eye at the top of the pyramid and decentralisation is like the market stall in a bazaar, then perhaps we need to create a different metaphor with which large organisations can work. For Schumacher, the most appropriate metaphor was of a man holding a large number of balloons. Each balloon had its own buoyancy and lift. The man did not stand over them trying to bring them under control. Rather he stood below them holding the strings firmly in his hand. And so every balloon symbolically represented its own administrative unit as well as entrepreneurial unit. This twinning of administration and entrepreneurship served both the needs of hierarchy (order and control) and the needs of the market (entrepreneurship).
Rehan Khan is a business consultant and writer based in Dubai
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Super heroes
Iron Man
Reduced risk of dementia
Alcohol consumption could be an issue
Hulk
Cardiac disease, stroke and dementia from high heart rate
Spider-Man
Agility reduces risk of falls
Increased risk of obesity and mental health issues
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Vegetarian diet reduces obesity
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Black Widow
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Thor
He's a god
Company Profile
Company name: NutriCal
Started: 2019
Founder: Soniya Ashar
Based: Dubai
Industry: Food Technology
Initial investment: Self-funded undisclosed amount
Future plan: Looking to raise fresh capital and expand in Saudi Arabia
Total Clients: Over 50
'Worse than a prison sentence'
Marie Byrne, a counsellor who volunteers at the UAE government's mental health crisis helpline, said the ordeal the crew had been through would take time to overcome.
“It was worse than a prison sentence, where at least someone can deal with a set amount of time incarcerated," she said.
“They were living in perpetual mystery as to how their futures would pan out, and what that would be.
“Because of coronavirus, the world is very different now to the one they left, that will also have an impact.
“It will not fully register until they are on dry land. Some have not seen their young children grow up while others will have to rebuild relationships.
“It will be a challenge mentally, and to find other work to support their families as they have been out of circulation for so long. Hopefully they will get the care they need when they get home.”
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One in nine do not have enough to eat
Created in 1961, the World Food Programme is pledged to fight hunger worldwide as well as providing emergency food assistance in a crisis.
One of the organisation’s goals is the Zero Hunger Pledge, adopted by the international community in 2015 as one of the 17 Sustainable Goals for Sustainable Development, to end world hunger by 2030.
The WFP, a branch of the United Nations, is funded by voluntary donations from governments, businesses and private donations.
Almost two thirds of its operations currently take place in conflict zones, where it is calculated that people are more than three times likely to suffer from malnutrition than in peaceful countries.
It is currently estimated that one in nine people globally do not have enough to eat.
On any one day, the WFP estimates that it has 5,000 lorries, 20 ships and 70 aircraft on the move.
Outside emergencies, the WFP provides school meals to up to 25 million children in 63 countries, while working with communities to improve nutrition. Where possible, it buys supplies from developing countries to cut down transport cost and boost local economies.
UAE squad to face Ireland
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Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Brief scoreline:
Al Wahda 2
Al Menhali 27', Tagliabue 79'
Al Nassr 3
Hamdallah 41', Giuliano 45 1', 62'
IF YOU GO
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Schedule:
Pakistan v Sri Lanka:
28 Sep-2 Oct, 1st Test, Abu Dhabi
6-10 Oct, 2nd Test (day-night), Dubai
13 Oct, 1st ODI, Dubai
16 Oct, 2nd ODI, Abu Dhabi
18 Oct, 3rd ODI, Abu Dhabi
20 Oct, 4th ODI, Sharjah
23 Oct, 5th ODI, Sharjah
26 Oct, 1st T20I, Abu Dhabi
27 Oct, 2nd T20I, Abu Dhabi
29 Oct, 3rd T20I, Lahore
Indoor cricket World Cup:
Insportz, Dubai, September 16-23
UAE fixtures:
Men
Saturday, September 16 – 1.45pm, v New Zealand
Sunday, September 17 – 10.30am, v Australia; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Monday, September 18 – 2pm, v England; 7.15pm, v India
Tuesday, September 19 – 12.15pm, v Singapore; 5.30pm, v Sri Lanka
Thursday, September 21 – 2pm v Malaysia
Friday, September 22 – 3.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 3pm, grand final
Women
Saturday, September 16 – 5.15pm, v Australia
Sunday, September 17 – 2pm, v South Africa; 7.15pm, v New Zealand
Monday, September 18 – 5.30pm, v England
Tuesday, September 19 – 10.30am, v New Zealand; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Thursday, September 21 – 12.15pm, v Australia
Friday, September 22 – 1.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 1pm, grand final
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere
Director: Scott Cooper
Starring: Jeremy Allen White, Odessa Young, Jeremy Strong
Rating: 4/5
Sanju
Produced: Vidhu Vinod Chopra, Rajkumar Hirani
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Vicky Kaushal, Paresh Rawal, Anushka Sharma, Manish’s Koirala, Dia Mirza, Sonam Kapoor, Jim Sarbh, Boman Irani
Rating: 3.5 stars