What sort of investment advice book would you expect to see after an eight-year bull market run in the US stock market?
Well try Unshakeable: Your Financial Freedom Playbook by the giant of US motivation speakers Tony Robbins, with the assistance of wealth manager Peter Mallouk.
It reminded me very much of the tomes extolling the virtues of home ownership and flipping property just before the sub-prime mortgage crisis that resulted in the global financial crisis (GFC), the worst such episode since the Great Crash of 1929.
Then US homes were supposed to be the easy way to a fortune. I remember reading a book that explained how to put down a deposit with your credit card. No prizes for recalling how that epic boom ended for the average investor.
Now I must admit to being a Tony Robbins fan. His positive energy and enthusiasm is the very essence of the American dream, as is his own rags-to-riches tale.
But I wonder about the switch from personal motivation orator and author to investment adviser. True he has made a fortune and seemingly invested it wisely, and his fame brought him access to 50 of America’s top investors for advice.
However, distil the message down to basics, as Mr Robbins loves to do himself, and you are told that in the long run the US stock market always goes up, and the best way to invest is through a series of highly diversified stock index funds, admittedly with some international diversification too for protection against the vagaries of Wall Street.
Just in case you don’t know, stock index funds are investment vehicles that simply track an index of shares, like the S&P 500, and are not actively managed. This allows them to charge much lower fees than mutual or hedge funds and operate in a more tax-efficient manner.
What is not to like? These index funds are easy and cheap to buy; you just hold them for a very long time and you apparently cannot lose.
A bit like US residential property before the GFC?
To be fair to Mr Robbins his text does several times briefly bring up the unfortunate counter-thesis of Japan post-1990, when its stock market crashed from levels that have never since been repeated. Tough if you bought a Nikkei index tracker just before that happened.
Of course, we are assured this sort of pattern has never been repeated in the US. Except of course for the “lost decade” of 2000-09, when share indexes fluctuated substantially and showed very little gain.
So what are we supposed to expect to happen next? US share prices have rallied by more than 250 per cent since the devil’s bottom of March 2009, when the S&P 500 hit 666. That’s actually one of the largest and longest rallies in Wall Street history.
No matter, say the optimists. Buying on any dips is just a way to make more money. Indeed, Mr Robbins has a chapter extolling the virtues of doing just that, and explains how Warren Buffett famously bought Goldman Sachs and Wells Fargo at the bottom of the market in 2009.
He also quotes Mr Buffett’s dictum that cash can be expensive over the long term and shares always perform better, although he also notes that having cash in a crash is essential if you want to buy the best share prices.
Could that be why the same Sage of Omaha is currently sitting on more than US$85 billion in cash, more than ever before in his entire supremely successful investment career?
Now admittedly Mr Robbins’ writing partner Peter Mallouk has a lot of sensible advice on asset allocation and diversification as a way to maximise total portfolio returns. But I still have my doubts about using index tracker funds at precisely this moment in time.
If you look at the big picture then we appear to have just begun a new journey in the cost of money after about 35 years of falling interest rates. US 10-year treasury yields bottomed out at 1.6 per cent last year before the election of president Donald Trump, and have shifted up by as much as 1 per cent since then.
If bond yields continue this rise then they will derail the US stock market because the only way share dividends will be able to compete is through lower share prices. Will it take another 35 years for this process to play out?
If it does then index trackers will behave like housing in the sub-prime mortgage crash, and buying on the dip will be suicidal as all those passive index investors exit as interest rates rise and rise.
Peter Cooper has been writing about financial affairs in the Gulf for two decades.
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Consoles: PC, PlayStation 4/5, Xbox Series X/S
Rating: 3/5
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Robbie Keane (Atletico de Kolkata) The Irish striker is, along with his former Spurs teammate Dimitar Berbatov, the headline figure in this season’s ISL, having joined defending champions ATK. His grand entrance after arrival from Major League Soccer in the US will be delayed by three games, though, due to a knee injury.
Dimitar Berbatov (Kerala Blasters) Word has it that Rene Meulensteen, the Kerala manager, plans to deploy his Bulgarian star in central midfield. The idea of Berbatov as an all-action, box-to-box midfielder, might jar with Spurs and Manchester United supporters, who more likely recall an always-languid, often-lazy striker.
Wes Brown (Kerala Blasters) Revived his playing career last season to help out at Blackburn Rovers, where he was also a coach. Since then, the 23-cap England centre back, who is now 38, has been reunited with the former Manchester United assistant coach Meulensteen, after signing for Kerala.
Andre Bikey (Jamshedpur) The Cameroonian defender is onto the 17th club of a career has taken him to Spain, Portugal, Russia, the UK, Greece, and now India. He is still only 32, so there is plenty of time to add to that tally, too. Scored goals against Liverpool and Chelsea during his time with Reading in England.
Emiliano Alfaro (Pune City) The Uruguayan striker has played for Liverpool – the Montevideo one, rather than the better-known side in England – and Lazio in Italy. He was prolific for a season at Al Wasl in the Arabian Gulf League in 2012/13. He returned for one season with Fujairah, whom he left to join Pune.
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Rafael Nadal's record at the MWTC
2009 Finalist
2010 Champion
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Dec 2012 Did not play
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2015 Semi-finalist
Jan 2016 Champion
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The Prison Letters of Nelson Mandela
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Basquiat in Abu Dhabi
One of Basquiat’s paintings, the vibrant Cabra (1981–82), now hangs in Louvre Abu Dhabi temporarily, on loan from the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi.
The latter museum is not open physically, but has assembled a collection and puts together a series of events called Talking Art, such as this discussion, moderated by writer Chaedria LaBouvier.
It's something of a Basquiat season in Abu Dhabi at the moment. Last week, The Radiant Child, a documentary on Basquiat was shown at Manarat Al Saadiyat, and tonight (April 18) the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi is throwing the re-creation of a party tonight, of the legendary Canal Zone party thrown in 1979, which epitomised the collaborative scene of the time. It was at Canal Zone that Basquiat met prominent members of the art world and moved from unknown graffiti artist into someone in the spotlight.
“We’ve invited local resident arists, we’ll have spray cans at the ready,” says curator Maisa Al Qassemi of the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi.
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Brief scores:
Day 2
England: 277 & 19-0
West Indies: 154
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A new relationship with the old country
Treaty of Friendship between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates
The United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates; Considering that the United Arab Emirates has assumed full responsibility as a sovereign and independent State; Determined that the long-standing and traditional relations of close friendship and cooperation between their peoples shall continue; Desiring to give expression to this intention in the form of a Treaty Friendship; Have agreed as follows:
ARTICLE 1 The relations between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates shall be governed by a spirit of close friendship. In recognition of this, the Contracting Parties, conscious of their common interest in the peace and stability of the region, shall: (a) consult together on matters of mutual concern in time of need; (b) settle all their disputes by peaceful means in conformity with the provisions of the Charter of the United Nations.
ARTICLE 2 The Contracting Parties shall encourage education, scientific and cultural cooperation between the two States in accordance with arrangements to be agreed. Such arrangements shall cover among other things: (a) the promotion of mutual understanding of their respective cultures, civilisations and languages, the promotion of contacts among professional bodies, universities and cultural institutions; (c) the encouragement of technical, scientific and cultural exchanges.
ARTICLE 3 The Contracting Parties shall maintain the close relationship already existing between them in the field of trade and commerce. Representatives of the Contracting Parties shall meet from time to time to consider means by which such relations can be further developed and strengthened, including the possibility of concluding treaties or agreements on matters of mutual concern.
ARTICLE 4 This Treaty shall enter into force on today’s date and shall remain in force for a period of ten years. Unless twelve months before the expiry of the said period of ten years either Contracting Party shall have given notice to the other of its intention to terminate the Treaty, this Treaty shall remain in force thereafter until the expiry of twelve months from the date on which notice of such intention is given.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF the undersigned have signed this Treaty.
DONE in duplicate at Dubai the second day of December 1971AD, corresponding to the fifteenth day of Shawwal 1391H, in the English and Arabic languages, both texts being equally authoritative.
Signed
Geoffrey Arthur Sheikh Zayed
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Everton 0
Leicester City 1
Vardy 58'
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Day 1
Toss: South Africa, field first
Pakistan (1st innings) 177: Sarfraz 56, Masood 44; Olivier 4-48
South Africa (1st innings) 123-2: Markram 78; Masood 1-4
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Tue, Sep 4: Malaysia v Singapore; UAE v Oman; Nepal v Hong Kong
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Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
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Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
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Transmission: 10-speed auto
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Platforms: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC
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The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
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