Ian McEwan used Britain’s exit from the EU as a source of inspiration. AP
Ian McEwan used Britain’s exit from the EU as a source of inspiration. AP
Ian McEwan used Britain’s exit from the EU as a source of inspiration. AP
Ian McEwan used Britain’s exit from the EU as a source of inspiration. AP

'The Cockroach': Ian McEwan's satirical Brexit novel showcases a late playful stage in his career


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The Cockroach

 (Vintage)

Ian McEwan 
 

"I believe the novella is the perfect form of prose fiction," wrote Ian McEwan in a 2012 piece for The New Yorker. "It is the beautiful daughter of a rambling, bloated, ill-­shaven giant." For the most part, McEwan's giants have to date been neither long-winded nor unsightly. The closest he has come to creating that "perfect form" was On Chesil Beach. McEwan insisted it was a novella, but the judges for the 2007 Booker Prize deemed it a novel and placed it on their shortlist. Those 166 pages defined it – size mattered.

McEwan's latest book weighs in at 100 pages, which makes its classification less contentious. The Cockroach is the author's first bona fide novella and it takes its lead from one of the finest in world literature: Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis.

"That morning, Jim Sams, clever but by no means profound, woke from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a gigantic creature." McEwan's sly restyling of Kafka's famous opening line doesn't so much set the scene as establish the tone. What follows is a scabrous satire that pokes fun at, and tries to make sense of, an ongoing political crisis within a deeply divided UK.

After taking stock of the changes brought about by a "grotesque reversal" (fewer limbs, narrowed vision and "white buttons in a vertical line right down his unsegmented thorax") Sams casts his mind back to the events of the night before. He recalls leaving the Houses of Parliament, scuttling along the gutter, dodging the treacherous feet of flag-waving protesters and squeezing under a door and seeking refuge in a strange building. But it is not any old building and Sams has not turned into any old "gigantic creature". When a government aide informs him of his schedule, this former cockroach discovers that he has mutated overnight into the British Prime Minister.

Sams shrugs off his confusion and rises to the challenge. After all, his country needs him. A referendum has set Reversalists against Clockwisers. Reversalism, we learn, is a bold, new economic belief that the nation will prosper if it reverses its financial flow. People will pay a salary to work, but will be remunerated by shops for taking away their products. Sams was a lukewarm Clockwiser and now he has changed sides and is fully committed to honouring the referendum result and delivering Reversalism. "R-Day" will usher in an era that will cause the UK to be reunited and re-energised. All Sams has to do is to remain true to his word, forge ahead and ignore – or, if necessary, quell – any dissent.

Ian McEwan. Getty
Ian McEwan. Getty

This is McEwan's second published work this year. Written as a response to the imbroglio that is Brexit, The Cockroach is fresh and timely without for one moment feeling like a rush job. It is also the latest offering in what can best be described as a late playful stage in McEwan's career. Nutshell (2016) was a bravura repurposing of Hamlet as told by, of all things, a foetus. Machines Like Me, published in April, expertly incorporated a brave new world of artificial intelligence within a reimagined 1980s London. The Cockroach continues this streak and finds McEwan excelling with several witty scenes, absurd scenarios and ridiculous characters.

He writes about Sams waffling his way through Prime Minister's Questions, or asserting his supreme authority in a Cabinet meeting that has all the severity of a Politburo session (with each of his minions painfully aware that "a misplaced smile could terminate a career"). He digs himself out of holes with help from dastardly political expedients, whether devising a trumped-up charge to destroy his rebellious foreign secretary or demonising the French to end a diplomatic crisis ("in a difficult time such as this, the country needed a staunch enemy").

Written as a response to the imbroglio that is Brexit, The Cockroach is fresh and timely without for one moment feeling like a rush job. It is also the latest offering in what can best be described as a late playful stage in McEwan's career.

Imbecilic US president Archie Tupper provides comedic value. However, when Sams has a private meeting with the German chancellor, the joke is entirely on Sams. "Why are you doing this?" she asks him wearily. "Why, to what end, are you tearing your nation apart? Why are you inflicting these demands on your best friends and pretending we're your enemies? Why?" Her words change the tone and give Sams pause for thought. Suddenly, the whole debacle – Sams' ludicrous project, the UK's predicament – is revealed as being no laughing matter.

The Cockroach is only marginally in debt to Kafka's classic novella. McEwan owes more to Gulliver's Travels author Jonathan Swift, whose particular brand of satire was a means of improving society: "a public Spirit, prompting Men of Genius and Virtue, to mend the World as far as they are able", he wrote. McEwan's novella won't mend anything, but it can still be enjoyed as both a sparkling jeu d'esprit and a stinging evaluation of the state of a nation.

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Prince Khaled bin Alwaleed bin Talal's new plant-based menu will launch at Four Seasons hotels in Dubai this November. A desire to cater to people looking for clean, healthy meals beyond green salad is what inspired Prince Khaled and American celebrity chef Matthew Kenney to create Folia. The word means "from the leaves" in Latin, and the exclusive menu offers fine plant-based cuisine across Four Seasons properties in Los Angeles, Bahrain and, soon, Dubai.

Kenney specialises in vegan cuisine and is the founder of Plant Food Wine and 20 other restaurants worldwide. "I’ve always appreciated Matthew’s work," says the Saudi royal. "He has a singular culinary talent and his approach to plant-based dining is prescient and unrivalled. I was a fan of his long before we established our professional relationship."

Folia first launched at The Four Seasons Hotel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills in July 2018. It is available at the poolside Cabana Restaurant and for in-room dining across the property, as well as in its private event space. The food is vibrant and colourful, full of fresh dishes such as the hearts of palm ceviche with California fruit, vegetables and edible flowers; green hearb tacos filled with roasted squash and king oyster barbacoa; and a savoury coconut cream pie with macadamia crust.

In March 2019, the Folia menu reached Gulf shores, as it was introduced at the Four Seasons Hotel Bahrain Bay, where it is served at the Bay View Lounge. Next, on Tuesday, November 1 – also known as World Vegan Day – it will come to the UAE, to the Four Seasons Resort Dubai at Jumeirah Beach and the Four Seasons DIFC, both properties Prince Khaled has spent "considerable time at and love". 

There are also plans to take Folia to several more locations throughout the Middle East and Europe.

While health-conscious diners will be attracted to the concept, Prince Khaled is careful to stress Folia is "not meant for a specific subset of customers. It is meant for everyone who wants a culinary experience without the negative impact that eating out so often comes with."

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The Cockroach

 (Vintage)

Ian McEwan