When the final whistle blows at the Bernabeu on Wednesday night there will be at least two certainties facing the revamped Uefa Champions League.
Firstly, either reigning champions Real Madrid or the 2023 victors Manchester City will be absent from the last-16 draw that takes place on Friday in Switzerland.
And secondly, the knockout stages of European football's premier club competition are set to be without one of the two most ruthlessly prolific goalscorers in world football.
Kylian Mbappe and Erling Haaland were both on target for their respective clubs in the play-off phase first leg, with the latter scoring twice at the Etihad Stadium – but it was Mbappe's Real Madrid that prevailed 3-2.
Mbappe's miscued shot put his team 1-0 up in the first leg, the French striker's 24th goal of the campaign across competitions
Haaland's double, that took his season's tally to 27, proved insufficient to earn City a first-leg advantage after late goals from Brahim Diaz and Jude Bellingham secured victory for Real.
Speaking after City's 4-0 thrashing of Newcastle United on Saturday – when January signing Omar Marmoush bagged a 14-minute hat-trick – manager Pep Guardiola made clear the size of the task facing his side in the Spanish capital on Wednesday.
“The margin to win in Bernabeu in that position, everybody knows that if you ask before the game, the percentage to go through … we arrive at one per cent, it will be minimal, but as much as you have a chance, we will try, that's for sure,” he said.
If City are to have any chance of producing a turnaround, they will need Norwegian goal machine Haaland – who trained on Tuesday despite jarring his knee against Newcastle – to be spearheading the unlikely comeback.
Haaland's stats since his switch from Borussia Dortmund in 2022 have been phenomenally consistent – notching 117 goals in 133 games, including a remarkable 11 hat-tricks.
In the Premier League, the 24-year-old has 82 goals in 91 appearances which has seen him secure successive Golden Boots.
Haaland's 52-goal haul helped City win the treble – including the club's first European Cup – in his first season, while his 27 league strikes last season helped them seal a historic fourth title in a row.
The current campaign, though, has seen a collapse in form from City that has all but ended their hopes of a fifth successive title. They are fourth in the table, a mammoth 16 points behind leaders Liverpool with 13 games to go.
And City needed a victory over Club Brugge in their final group-stage game to even reach the play-offs, after finishing five points shy of an automatic qualification spot.
During City's horror run at the end of 2024, that saw them lose nine times in 13 games, Haaland was blunt about his form. “First, I'm looking at myself,” he admitted after a 2-1 loss at Aston Villa in December. “I haven't been good enough.”
That mea culpa sparked an equally blunt response from his manager. “When you have problems at the back, in the middle, it is for everyone, it is a team, it is not about one player,” said Guardiola. “It would be easy, if it was just one player.”
And his faith in the big striker – who signed a new 10-year deal with the club last month – remained clear when Guardiola insisted Haaland took over the captaincy against Newcastle.
“When Kyle [Walker] left, Kevin [De Bruyne] became the first but I nominated Erling, not them,” said the Catalonian, who had agreed a contract extension himself less than two months earlier.
“When a player is going to be here 10 years, sooner or later, you need to take the responsibility.”
Over in Spain, Mbappe appears to be clicking into goalscoring gear at just the right time after a mixed start at Los Blancos – his 17 La Liga strikes leave him second only to Robert Lewandowski's 20 for Barca in the Pichichi Trophy chase.
Mbappe – who became PSG's all-time top scorer with 256 goals in 308 appearances before leaving Parc des Princes last summer – is on a roll with seven in five La Liga games, including a first Real treble against Real Valladolid. His eight goals in nine January matches also saw him pick up the club's Player of the Month award.
“I don’t see anything new,” manager Carlo Ancelotti said of Mbappe's form in Tuesday's pre-match press conference.
“He’s motivated, physically well, he shows it … He handles the stress before the game very well, he’s very calm. He has good stress management. At the moment he is doing very well.”
The same cannot be said of Real's form which has stalled of late. Two points from a possible nine in La Liga has allowed Barcelona to retake top spot, albeit only on goal difference, with Atletico Madrid close behind.
And Ancelotti was quick to dismiss Guardiola's suggestion the record 15-time European Cup winners have all but secured their last-16 place.
“He does not truly think that, tomorrow I'll ask him before the game 'Do you really think you've got a one per cent chance?'” said the Italian coach, who revealed that centre-half Antonio Rudiger will be fit to start but right-back Lucas Vazquez would only be ready for the bench.
“He really thinks they've got more chance than that … we don't think we have 99 per cent chance.
“We have a small advantage that we have to take advantage of, and try to play the same game we set up in the first leg, which went well.”
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
The Bio
Name: Lynn Davison
Profession: History teacher at Al Yasmina Academy, Abu Dhabi
Children: She has one son, Casey, 28
Hometown: Pontefract, West Yorkshire in the UK
Favourite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Favourite Author: CJ Sansom
Favourite holiday destination: Bali
Favourite food: A Sunday roast
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● Company: Bidzi
● Started: 2024
● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid
● Based: Dubai, UAE
● Industry: M&A
● Funding size: Bootstrapped
● No of employees: Nine
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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End of free parking
- paid-for parking will be rolled across Abu Dhabi island on August 18
- drivers will have three working weeks leeway before fines are issued
- areas that are currently free to park - around Sheikh Zayed Bridge, Maqta Bridge, Mussaffah Bridge and the Corniche - will now require a ticket
- villa residents will need a permit to park outside their home. One vehicle is Dh800 and a second is Dh1,200.
- The penalty for failing to pay for a ticket after 10 minutes will be Dh200
- Parking on a patch of sand will incur a fine of Dh300
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Essentials
The flights
Emirates flies direct from Dubai to Seattle from Dh6,755 return in economy and Dh24,775 in business class.
The cruise
UnCruise Adventures offers a variety of small-ship cruises in Alaska and around the world. A 14-day Alaska’s Inside Passage and San Juans Cruise from Seattle to Juneau or reverse costs from $4,695 (Dh17,246), including accommodation, food and most activities. Trips in 2019 start in April and run until September.
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If you go...
Fly from Dubai or Abu Dhabi to Chiang Mai in Thailand, via Bangkok, before taking a five-hour bus ride across the Laos border to Huay Xai. The land border crossing at Huay Xai is a well-trodden route, meaning entry is swift, though travellers should be aware of visa requirements for both countries.
Flights from Dubai start at Dh4,000 return with Emirates, while Etihad flights from Abu Dhabi start at Dh2,000. Local buses can be booked in Chiang Mai from around Dh50
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The flights
The closest international airport for those travelling from the UAE is Denver, Colorado. British Airways (www.ba.com) flies from the UAE via London from Dh3,700 return, including taxes. From there, transfers can be arranged to the ranch or it’s a seven-hour drive. Alternatively, take an internal flight to the counties of Cody, Casper, or Billings
The stay
Red Reflet offers a series of packages, with prices varying depending on season. All meals and activities are included, with prices starting from US$2,218 (Dh7,150) per person for a minimum stay of three nights, including taxes. For more information, visit red-reflet-ranch.net.
Specs
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Some of Darwish's last words
"They see their tomorrows slipping out of their reach. And though it seems to them that everything outside this reality is heaven, yet they do not want to go to that heaven. They stay, because they are afflicted with hope." - Mahmoud Darwish, to attendees of the Palestine Festival of Literature, 2008
His life in brief: Born in a village near Galilee, he lived in exile for most of his life and started writing poetry after high school. He was arrested several times by Israel for what were deemed to be inciteful poems. Most of his work focused on the love and yearning for his homeland, and he was regarded the Palestinian poet of resistance. Over the course of his life, he published more than 30 poetry collections and books of prose, with his work translated into more than 20 languages. Many of his poems were set to music by Arab composers, most significantly Marcel Khalife. Darwish died on August 9, 2008 after undergoing heart surgery in the United States. He was later buried in Ramallah where a shrine was erected in his honour.
What is a robo-adviser?
Robo-advisers use an online sign-up process to gauge an investor’s risk tolerance by feeding information such as their age, income, saving goals and investment history into an algorithm, which then assigns them an investment portfolio, ranging from more conservative to higher risk ones.
These portfolios are made up of exchange traded funds (ETFs) with exposure to indices such as US and global equities, fixed-income products like bonds, though exposure to real estate, commodity ETFs or gold is also possible.
Investing in ETFs allows robo-advisers to offer fees far lower than traditional investments, such as actively managed mutual funds bought through a bank or broker. Investors can buy ETFs directly via a brokerage, but with robo-advisers they benefit from investment portfolios matched to their risk tolerance as well as being user friendly.
Many robo-advisers charge what are called wrap fees, meaning there are no additional fees such as subscription or withdrawal fees, success fees or fees for rebalancing.
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UAE v Gibraltar
What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)
How to help
Call the hotline on 0502955999 or send "thenational" to the following numbers:
2289 - Dh10
2252 - Dh50
6025 - Dh20
6027 - Dh100
6026 - Dh200
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