Hamour Doesn’t Leave the Cubicle will have its premiere this weekend with two sold-out shows. Photo: NYUAD
Hamour Doesn’t Leave the Cubicle will have its premiere this weekend with two sold-out shows. Photo: NYUAD
Hamour Doesn’t Leave the Cubicle will have its premiere this weekend with two sold-out shows. Photo: NYUAD
Hamour Doesn’t Leave the Cubicle will have its premiere this weekend with two sold-out shows. Photo: NYUAD

Emirati play explores the beauty and mundanity of bureaucratic life


Faisal Salah
  • English
  • Arabic

Emirati art has covered the gamut of human experience. But rarely, if ever, has it tackled the mundane quite like the new play Hamour Doesn't Leave the Cubicle, written by UAE playwright Ahmed Al Madloum.

His new theatrical project, which will hit the stage for the first time at Black Box, NYUAD Arts Centre, this weekend, tackles the human side of bureaucracy and what happens to people who get caught up in systems that operate beyond their control.

But does art tackle something so tedious and superfluous? There's no easy answer. For as long as systems such as these have existed, artists have been attempting to document and even lampoon, to very mixed results.

Luckily, some brilliant examples have cropped up over the years. In Terry Gilliam’s 1985 dystopian film Brazil, bureaucracy is ridiculed as a large mindless machine whose mistakes, even the small ones, could alter the course of people’s lives. It is that type of satire that Al Madloum felt was needed when he wrote his play Hamour Doesn’t Leave the Cubicle.

Al Madloum, who previously worked in bureaucratic settings himself, tells The National that “every country has its own bureaucracy piece, and I thought that we needed one here". He also mentions works like Vaclav Havel’s The Memorandum, Eugene Ionesco’s Rhinoceros and some of German writer Bertolt Brecht as inspirations for his play.

Al Madloum had been working on this script since 2021, and says that he went through many rewrites and improvements to reach this point. His drive to make it funny and accessible comes from his belief that theatre can be a force in soft power that enlightens as well as entertains.

Bureaucracy exists everywhere now, at work, or even at home, we deal with some form of it and we all have stories about our experiences,” says Al Madloum. "Humans create the bureaucracy they live in, but then that bureaucratic system creates problems for them.”

Emirati playwright Ahmed Al Madloum's new play is a satirical look at the workplace. Photo: Ahmed Al Madloum
Emirati playwright Ahmed Al Madloum's new play is a satirical look at the workplace. Photo: Ahmed Al Madloum

Al Madloum says that he once thought the vignettes in his play could be performed at actual workplaces at the end of the workday, or as performance art pieces, before settling on a traditional theatrical setting. “I think theatre is the most durable form of literature after poetry. The novel is a new thing by comparison, but theatre has always been around," he says. "Theatre never dies, it could lay low for a while but always has a surge back to the top."

Al Madloum says that theatre shows in the UAE have been mostly restricted to two genres, academic theatre and comedic improvisational theatre. But he hopes this play, and others, can carve a space for a new movement of Emirati theatre that is satirical and smart. He also insists that satirical theatre can be prestigious and lean away from being hurtful to be informative rather than insulting.

Hamour Doesn’t Leave the Cubicle is directed by NYUAD alumnus Reem Almenhali, the play’s cast includes Emirati actors Abdullah Al Qassab, Shahad Alsaqqaf, Mohammad Arwani, Hassan El-Tahir and Mad-Rabdan. The play features a series of vignettes set in office space that include Emirati-centric cultural cues.

On working with Almenhali, Al Madloum says the perception when it comes to theatre is that the playwright’s work ends once that script is ready and then the director takes over completely. But for this project, he says there was a mutual effort from the two to bring the script to life. “We treated it like an open source without one singular commanding voice, each of us contributed without upsetting the other,” he adds.

Both shows are sold out and Al Madloum says they have received many invitations from other emirates to perform the play there, adding that he’s thrilled that the tickets have been hard to come by but assures there will be more shows in the future. And the play's journey won't stop there. Most notably, he says the play will be performed in New York next year, setting a potentially more ambitious course for the playwright's future.

Farage on Muslim Brotherhood

Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.

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A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation. 

A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.

The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000. 

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The National Archives, Abu Dhabi

Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.

Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en

FIXTURES (all times UAE)

Sunday
Brescia v Lazio (3.30pm)
SPAL v Verona (6pm)
Genoa v Sassuolo (9pm)
AS Roma v Torino (11.45pm)

Monday
Bologna v Fiorentina (3.30pm)
AC Milan v Sampdoria (6pm)
Juventus v Cagliari (6pm)
Atalanta v Parma (6pm)
Lecce v Udinese (9pm)
Napoli v Inter Milan (11.45pm)

The alternatives

• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.

• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.

• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.

2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.

• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases -  but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.

The drill

Recharge as needed, says Mat Dryden: “We try to make it a rule that every two to three months, even if it’s for four days, we get away, get some time together, recharge, refresh.” The couple take an hour a day to check into their businesses and that’s it.

Stick to the schedule, says Mike Addo: “We have an entire wall known as ‘The Lab,’ covered with colour-coded Post-it notes dedicated to our joint weekly planner, content board, marketing strategy, trends, ideas and upcoming meetings.”

Be a team, suggests Addo: “When training together, you have to trust in each other’s abilities. Otherwise working out together very quickly becomes one person training the other.”

Pull your weight, says Thuymi Do: “To do what we do, there definitely can be no lazy member of the team.” 

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World Series: South Africa
Women’s World Series: Australia
Gulf Men’s League: Dubai Exiles
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What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

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Ten tax points to be aware of in 2026

1. Domestic VAT refund amendments: request your refund within five years

If a business does not apply for the refund on time, they lose their credit.

2. E-invoicing in the UAE

Businesses should continue preparing for the implementation of e-invoicing in the UAE, with 2026 a preparation and transition period ahead of phased mandatory adoption. 

3. More tax audits

Tax authorities are increasingly using data already available across multiple filings to identify audit risks. 

4. More beneficial VAT and excise tax penalty regime

Tax disputes are expected to become more frequent and more structured, with clearer administrative objection and appeal processes. The UAE has adopted a new penalty regime for VAT and excise disputes, which now mirrors the penalty regime for corporate tax.

5. Greater emphasis on statutory audit

There is a greater need for the accuracy of financial statements. The International Financial Reporting Standards standards need to be strictly adhered to and, as a result, the quality of the audits will need to increase.

6. Further transfer pricing enforcement

Transfer pricing enforcement, which refers to the practice of establishing prices for internal transactions between related entities, is expected to broaden in scope. The UAE will shortly open the possibility to negotiate advance pricing agreements, or essentially rulings for transfer pricing purposes. 

7. Limited time periods for audits

Recent amendments also introduce a default five-year limitation period for tax audits and assessments, subject to specific statutory exceptions. While the standard audit and assessment period is five years, this may be extended to up to 15 years in cases involving fraud or tax evasion. 

8. Pillar 2 implementation 

Many multinational groups will begin to feel the practical effect of the Domestic Minimum Top-Up Tax (DMTT), the UAE's implementation of the OECD’s global minimum tax under Pillar 2. While the rules apply for financial years starting on or after January 1, 2025, it is 2026 that marks the transition to an operational phase.

9. Reduced compliance obligations for imported goods and services

Businesses that apply the reverse-charge mechanism for VAT purposes in the UAE may benefit from reduced compliance obligations. 

10. Substance and CbC reporting focus

Tax authorities are expected to continue strengthening the enforcement of economic substance and Country-by-Country (CbC) reporting frameworks. In the UAE, these regimes are increasingly being used as risk-assessment tools, providing tax authorities with a comprehensive view of multinational groups’ global footprints and enabling them to assess whether profits are aligned with real economic activity. 

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South Africa:
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Bangladesh
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Fixtures
Oct 26: Bloemfontein
Oct 29: Potchefstroom

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Date started: July 2020

Founders: Omar and Humaid Alzaabi

Based: Abu Dhabi

Sector: HealthTech

# of staff: 10

Funding to date: Self-funded

Other workplace saving schemes
  • The UAE government announced a retirement savings plan for private and free zone sector employees in 2023.
  • Dubai’s savings retirement scheme for foreign employees working in the emirate’s government and public sector came into effect in 2022.
  • National Bonds unveiled a Golden Pension Scheme in 2022 to help private-sector foreign employees with their financial planning.
  • In April 2021, Hayah Insurance unveiled a workplace savings plan to help UAE employees save for their retirement.
  • Lunate, an Abu Dhabi-based investment manager, has launched a fund that will allow UAE private companies to offer employees investment returns on end-of-service benefits.
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End of free parking

- paid-for parking will be rolled across Abu Dhabi island on August 18

- drivers will have three working weeks leeway before fines are issued

- areas that are currently free to park - around Sheikh Zayed Bridge, Maqta Bridge, Mussaffah Bridge and the Corniche - will now require a ticket

- villa residents will need a permit to park outside their home. One vehicle is Dh800 and a second is Dh1,200. 

- The penalty for failing to pay for a ticket after 10 minutes will be Dh200

- Parking on a patch of sand will incur a fine of Dh300

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Updated: October 19, 2024, 3:04 AM