European manufacturers, particularly those in Germany, have been churning out decent-quality road-going barges for some years now.
It all started when carmakers realised you didn’t have to be a farmer to own one and that people would be quite keen to use such beasts in inner city environments. This lightbulb moment opened up a new line of business.
The Audi Q5 45 TFSI quattro Sportback (to give it its official title) is a prime example of this ongoing attempt to appeal to those who want a nice, high-up vehicle with a bit of power. In short, a big car, with sumptuous seats and posh paraphernalia.
Audi sure knows its market, too. The Q5 Sportback does have capabilities on terrain other than tarmac, but many of those who buy one are not likely to be overly interested in any of that.
This, then, is not what Audi would call an SUV. Instead, the marketing men and women call it a CUV, which stands for crossover utility vehicle.
When you drive it, you feel like you’re in an uptown off-roader, but look like you’re in something that really doesn’t want to get its wheels dirty.
Although, as the name suggests, the vehicle has been fitted with Audi’s “go-anywhere, do-anything” quattro drive system.
The first thing you note about the Q5 Sportback is the look — some vehicles of this type look clunky, but the Audi has a properly tailored shape.
The swept-back roof does its job, giving it the appearance of a vehicle where aerodynamics — and kerb appeal — have been considered. Its non-Sportback sibling has a far more blocky appearance, more in tune with standard SUV stylings.
Driving a Q5 Sportback is … well, pleasant, for want of a more dramatic word. And that isn't damning it with faint praise. The car is quiet, comfortable, and you feel just a little elegant when you're in it. That last one is a distinct plus, because there are many more expensive vehicles on the roads, and some of them don’t achieve this to anywhere near the same extent.
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Admittedly, the Q5 Sportback doesn’t have the performance figures of some of its rivals, but that might be the point — it seems more geared towards comfort than many of those others. You can get to 100 kilometres per hour from a standing start in just over six seconds, though, so there’s no danger of losing out in a drag race with a skateboarder.
It’s roomy inside, too — you might think that aforementioned swept-back roof would make for less headroom in the rear seats, but this is not the case. You get a decent amount of boot space in there as well, which also goes against expectations.
Inside, the Q5 Sportback has a three-zone climate control system, all the driver aids you’d expect in a modern, high-end vehicle, and the decor features colour-co-ordinated contrasting seating. A driver information system with colour display comes as standard, with Audi’s virtual cockpit-plus being an option. You can also upgrade to a Bang & Olufsen sound set-up.
The car is available in showrooms around the globe, looking suitably refined. Just don't expect to see it — or take it — in the desert any time soon.
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Favourite film:
Declan: It was The Commitments but now it’s Bohemian Rhapsody.
Heidi: The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Favourite holiday destination:
Declan: Las Vegas but I also love getting home to Ireland and seeing everyone back home.
Heidi: Australia but my dream destination would be to go to Cuba.
Favourite pastime:
Declan: I love brunching and socializing. Just basically having the craic.
Heidi: Paddleboarding and swimming.
Personal motto:
Declan: Take chances.
Heidi: Live, love, laugh and have no regrets.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League last 16, first leg
Liverpool v Bayern Munich, midnight, Wednesday, BeIN Sports
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Results:
6.30pm: Mazrat Al Ruwayah (PA) | Group 2 | US$55,000 (Dirt) | 1,600 metres
Winner: AF Al Sajanjle, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
7.05pm: Meydan Sprint (TB) | Group 2 | $250,000 (Turf) | 1,000m
Winner: Blue Point, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
7.40pm: Firebreak Stakes | Group 3 | $200,000 (D) | 1,600m
Winner: Muntazah, Jim Crowley, Doug Watson
8.15pm: Meydan Trophy Conditions (TB) | $100,000 (T) | 1,900m
Winner: Art Du Val, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
8.50pm: Balanchine Group 2 (TB) | $250,000 (T) | 1,800m
Winner: Poetic Charm, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
9.25pm: Handicap (TB) | $135,000 (D) | 1,200m
Winner: Lava Spin, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar
10pm: Handicap (TB) | $175,000 (T) | 2,410m
Winner: Mountain Hunter, Christophe Soumillon, Saeed bin Suroor
Key findings of Jenkins report
- Founder of the Muslim Brotherhood, Hassan al Banna, "accepted the political utility of violence"
- Views of key Muslim Brotherhood ideologue, Sayyid Qutb, have “consistently been understood” as permitting “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” and “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
- Muslim Brotherhood at all levels has repeatedly defended Hamas attacks against Israel, including the use of suicide bombers and the killing of civilians.
- Laying out the report in the House of Commons, David Cameron told MPs: "The main findings of the review support the conclusion that membership of, association with, or influence by the Muslim Brotherhood should be considered as a possible indicator of extremism."
Washmen Profile
Date Started: May 2015
Founders: Rami Shaar and Jad Halaoui
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Laundry
Employees: 170
Funding: about $8m
Funders: Addventure, B&Y Partners, Clara Ventures, Cedar Mundi Partners, Henkel Ventures
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
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