Arsenal’s goalkeeper, Lukasz Fabianski, is a model of inconsistency.
Arsenal’s goalkeeper, Lukasz Fabianski, is a model of inconsistency.
Arsenal’s goalkeeper, Lukasz Fabianski, is a model of inconsistency.
Arsenal’s goalkeeper, Lukasz Fabianski, is a model of inconsistency.

Arsene Wenger's mystery men


Richard Jolly
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Champions tend to be defined by certain characteristics. There are the unbeatable and the unstoppable, the irrepressible and the imaginative, the ruthless and the relentless. They do not tend to be noted enigmas.

Yet the theme of Arsenal's season is its sheer mercurialness. This is a side that offers radically different conclusions on a weekly basis.

If they win at Aston Villa today they will top the Premier League, if only for a couple of hours, but such have been the mood swings in a strange season that even the most one-eyed Gunner would struggle to imagine a straightforward procession to the title.

This is a Jekyll and Hyde side. A split personality has been apparent in previous years, but now there is an unexpected role reversal. Arsenal are fragile at home and fearless on the road. They are passing tests of character and failing examinations of competence. No Premier League team can rival their away record; none, however, have lost more matches on their own turf.

Their schizophrenia was showcased in the space of 90 seismic minutes last week. Tottenham Hotspur were played off the park in a first half of sumptuous skill. Yet they emerged victorious after a second period when Arsenal folded.

Perhaps it was a consequence of a complacency that can be the product of youthful talent demonstrating its clear superiority, perhaps a result of Harry Redknapp's tactical changes and motivational prowess. Yet the most concerning conclusion is an old criticism: Arsenal have a soft underbelly.

The manner of Tottenham's derby winner - Younes Kaboul heading in a free kick from Rafael van der Vaart - renewed suspicions about their set-piece defending. Given the delivery of Ashley Young and the height of John Carew and Richard Dunne, it is likely to be examined again today.

The performance of the commanding William Gallas painted his successor in the Arsenal defence in an unflattering light. Laurent Koscielny displays an elegant wiriness in possession, but looks lightweight and naive out of it.

Arsenal's twin personas are epitomised by Lukasz Fabianski, the goalkeeper capable of brilliance or blundering. Blameless in the back-to-back defeats to Tottenham and Braga, he was at fault when Newcastle United won at the Emirates Stadium three weeks ago. Yet the Pole has excelled in each of Arsenal's last three wins on their travels.

They go to Villa Park minus their catalyst, the hamstrung Cesc Fabregas. Villa can testify to his influence; in December, they were heading for a stalemate in London before Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal coach, introduced his semi-fit skipper. The Spaniard duly delivered a brace before limping off.

Arsenal's improved away results suggest others are assuming a greater responsibility. A more forceful Samir Nasri, in particular, has impressed in midfield and Marouane Chamakh has provided the physical presence that had been lacking in attack.

Yet there is an imbalance in resources. Even minus Fabregas, Wenger has an abundance of options in the final third: any of Theo Walcott, Tomas Rosicky, Jack Wilshere and Robin van Persie could come in for the captain, even if it prompts a reshuffle, but the defensive choices are less enticing.

Shorn of Thomas Vermaelen, Emmanuel Eboue and, perhaps, Gael Clichy, a makeshift back four may encounter the man voted Arsenal's sixth greatest player.

Robert Pires is likely to make his home debut for Villa, probably as a replacement, against a team who, if Clichy is out, will not contain a single member of 2004's Invincibles. That was a team built on irresistible attack and solid defence.

Today's men are more of a mystery. It makes for unpredictability, but silverware seems rather less certain.

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4/5 stars

West Asia rugby, season 2017/18 - Roll of Honour

Western Clubs Champions League - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Bahrain

Dubai Rugby Sevens - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons

West Asia Premiership - Winners: Jebel Ali Dragons; Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins

UAE Premiership Cup - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Dubai Exiles

UAE Premiership - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins

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  • Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
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Can NRIs vote in the election?

Indians residing overseas cannot cast their ballot abroad

Non-resident Indians or NRIs can vote only by going to a polling booth in their home constituency

There are about 3.1 million NRIs living overseas

Indians have urged political parties to extend the right to vote to citizens residing overseas

A committee of the Election Commission of India approved of proxy voting for non-resident Indians

Proxy voting means that a person can authorise someone residing in the same polling booth area to cast a vote on his behalf.

This option is currently available for the armed forces, police and government officials posted outside India

A bill was passed in the lower house of India’s parliament or the Lok Sabha to extend proxy voting to non-resident Indians

However, this did not come before the upper house or Rajya Sabha and has lapsed

The issue of NRI voting draws a huge amount of interest in India and overseas

Over the past few months, Indians have received messages on mobile phones and on social media claiming that NRIs can cast their votes online

The Election Commission of India then clarified that NRIs could not vote online

The Election Commission lodged a complaint with the Delhi Police asking it to clamp down on the people spreading misinformation

The Settlers

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Starring: Daniella Weiss, Ari Abramowitz

Rating: 5/5

Kamindu Mendis bio

Full name: Pasqual Handi Kamindu Dilanka Mendis

Born: September 30, 1998

Age: 20 years and 26 days

Nationality: Sri Lankan

Major teams Sri Lanka's Under 19 team

Batting style: Left-hander

Bowling style: Right-arm off-spin and slow left-arm orthodox (that's right!)

Conflict, drought, famine

Estimates of the number of deaths caused by the famine range from 400,000 to 1 million, according to a document prepared for the UK House of Lords in 2024.
It has been claimed that the policies of the Ethiopian government, which took control after deposing Emperor Haile Selassie in a military-led revolution in 1974, contributed to the scale of the famine.
Dr Miriam Bradley, senior lecturer in humanitarian studies at the University of Manchester, has argued that, by the early 1980s, “several government policies combined to cause, rather than prevent, a famine which lasted from 1983 to 1985. Mengistu’s government imposed Stalinist-model agricultural policies involving forced collectivisation and villagisation [relocation of communities into planned villages].
The West became aware of the catastrophe through a series of BBC News reports by journalist Michael Buerk in October 1984 describing a “biblical famine” and containing graphic images of thousands of people, including children, facing starvation.

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Bob Geldof, singer with the Irish rock group The Boomtown Rats, formed Band Aid in response to the horrific images shown in the news broadcasts.
With Midge Ure of the band Ultravox, he wrote the hit charity single Do They Know it’s Christmas in December 1984, featuring a string of high-profile musicians.
Following the single’s success, the idea to stage a rock concert evolved.
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The combined event was broadcast to an estimated worldwide audience of 1.5 billion.

Tearful appearance

Chancellor Rachel Reeves set markets on edge as she appeared visibly distraught in parliament on Wednesday. 

Legislative setbacks for the government have blown a new hole in the budgetary calculations at a time when the deficit is stubbornly large and the economy is struggling to grow. 

She appeared with Keir Starmer on Thursday and the pair embraced, but he had failed to give her his backing as she cried a day earlier.

A spokesman said her upset demeanour was due to a personal matter.

Squid Game season two

Director: Hwang Dong-hyuk 

Stars:  Lee Jung-jae, Wi Ha-joon and Lee Byung-hun

Rating: 4.5/5

THE CLOWN OF GAZA

Director: Abdulrahman Sabbah 

Starring: Alaa Meqdad

Rating: 4/5

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Know before you go
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  • If you’re driving, make sure your insurance covers Oman.
  • By air: Budget airlines Air Arabia, Flydubai and SalamAir offer direct routes to Muscat from the UAE.
  • Tourists from the Emirates (UAE nationals not included) must apply for an Omani visa online before arrival at evisa.rop.gov.om. The process typically takes several days.
  • Flash floods are probable due to the terrain and a lack of drainage. Always check the weather before venturing into any canyons or other remote areas and identify a plan of escape that includes high ground, shelter and parking where your car won’t be overtaken by sudden downpours.

 

Will the pound fall to parity with the dollar?

The idea of pound parity now seems less far-fetched as the risk grows that Britain may split away from the European Union without a deal.

Rupert Harrison, a fund manager at BlackRock, sees the risk of it falling to trade level with the dollar on a no-deal Brexit. The view echoes Morgan Stanley’s recent forecast that the currency can plunge toward $1 (Dh3.67) on such an outcome. That isn’t the majority view yet – a Bloomberg survey this month estimated the pound will slide to $1.10 should the UK exit the bloc without an agreement.

New Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly said that Britain will leave the EU on the October 31 deadline with or without an agreement, fuelling concern the nation is headed for a disorderly departure and fanning pessimism toward the pound. Sterling has fallen more than 7 per cent in the past three months, the worst performance among major developed-market currencies.

“The pound is at a much lower level now but I still think a no-deal exit would lead to significant volatility and we could be testing parity on a really bad outcome,” said Mr Harrison, who manages more than $10 billion in assets at BlackRock. “We will see this game of chicken continue through August and that’s likely negative for sterling,” he said about the deadlocked Brexit talks.

The pound fell 0.8 per cent to $1.2033 on Friday, its weakest closing level since the 1980s, after a report on the second quarter showed the UK economy shrank for the first time in six years. The data means it is likely the Bank of England will cut interest rates, according to Mizuho Bank.

The BOE said in November that the currency could fall even below $1 in an analysis on possible worst-case Brexit scenarios. Options-based calculations showed around a 6.4 per cent chance of pound-dollar parity in the next one year, markedly higher than 0.2 per cent in early March when prospects of a no-deal outcome were seemingly off the table.

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