Trumpageddon by SImon Jay at the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
Trumpageddon by SImon Jay at the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
Trumpageddon by SImon Jay at the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
Trumpageddon by SImon Jay at the Edinburgh Fringe 2017

Edinburgh Fringe 2017 highs and lows


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The Edinburgh Fringe Festival has been celebrating a significant anniversary this month. It's 70 years old. The world's longest-running arts festival, which is three weeks into its run, still claims to be pioneering and provocative. This year's Fringe slogan is: "Defying the norm."

But has it? Several shows boast that they have been running for more than two decades. ­Shakespeare for Breakfast is in its 26th Edinburgh run. But although well-established, it still manages to be anarchic and remains the best way to begin a Fringe day. This year, the play that's being butchered by the young actors is ­Macbeth. The killer-hard ­croissants aren't only handed out to the audience on arrival (along with tar tea), but also feature in their wonderful reworking of the play's weaponry.

Being a bit bonkers has been a theme of this year's festival, with clowns of all sorts and traditions enjoying a comeback. Wereldband, whose show is called ­Släpstick, are a Dutch band, but they don't perform world music (which is what their name means in Dutch) nor are they Slapstick. They play on 99 musical instruments, dance in boaters, mime and sing Scaramouche in German for no reason at all, in the tradition of musical clowns. They are wonderfully difficult to put into a single art-form category.

Wereldband at the Edinburgh Festival 2017
Wereldband at the Edinburgh Festival 2017

Comic clown Spencer Jones is also impossible to place in any one box. He is not a stand-up (he is far too physical); he is not a clown (he relies on spoken language); he is not physical theatre (he is too silly). But he is definitely ­brilliant, using nothing but a case of oranges and a vibrating platform for props while performing in a basement where the ceiling is so low that he nearly hits his head on the lights. In his white tights and doctor's coat, he evokes a Shakespearean fool, as do his wise words mixed with mad gesturing.

Dr Carnesky's Incredible ­Bleeding Woman also refuses to fit into a preconceived category – part academic lecture, part film, part performance art and even a bit of fire-eating and hair-hanging by a ferocious tribe of female artists. This surprising show celebrates the power of women's bodies, and their magic in such unexpected ways that you will gasp, laugh and wonder, sometimes with your eyes squeezed shut.

Mashing up art forms is one way in which the Fringe has continued to challenge this year. ­Powerful political theatre is another. In Salt, artist Selina Thompson takes an account of her recent cargo-ship voyage, tracing the Transatlantic slave route from Ghana to Jamaica, and turns it into a one-woman show. Thompson, who is 26 years old, is black and from Birmingham, ­England, and wants to scream when people ask her where she is "actually from". Using voice recordings and extracts from her essays, she leads us through her memories of the voyage.

Like many Fringe productions, we're seeing work that feels as if it's yet to be finished. But that's what the Fringe does best – it lets us in on the process of making a performance ­before it's polished and perfect, as if peaking through a keyhole into the artist's creative process. As ever, the rawness of so many Fringe productions is not a weakness, but the festival's great strength.

Another tradition is to involve the audience. Trumpageddon, one of several shows about the American president (none ­complimentary to him), is staged as a press conference where the audience get to be the journalists and ask the questions. And although the Fringe has a reputation for being politically left-leaning and hard-hitting, "Where do you get your fake tan?" was the most ­popular query.

The Fringe prides itself on showing things other festivals can't. Its growing strand of circus performances does just that. Where else would you see a man in a Velcro suit being hurled through the air until he sticks to almost anything? In Attached, two world-class circus performers – one tiny man with a big beard, one moustached gentle giant – are disastrously, hilariously connected to each other. They fly, flip, slide and stick to each other – and the audience.

Tiger & LiT Circus. Credit Jean-Freetz
Tiger & LiT Circus. Credit Jean-Freetz

In Humans, Brisbane-based company Circa, probably the finest contemporary circus company in the world, astound audiences with physical feats that they make seem utterly natural and humanly impossible at the same time.

Circa: Humans. Courtesy Pedro Greig
Circa: Humans. Courtesy Pedro Greig

And where else but the Fringe can you start the day with mashed up Macbeth for breakfast and end with a late night messed around with The Little Mermaid? Cabaret artist and diva Meow Meow gives Hans ­Christian Andersen's bittersweet aquatic fairy tale a raucous contemporary makeover, blending it with her own misadventures in love, using original songs. She seeks to complete her story, as we all do, with a happy ending. Meow Meow's Little Mermaid is in the main Edinburgh International ­Festival (which is also marking its 70th anniversary, but ­making much less of a song and dance about it).

Perhaps next year, Shakespeare for Breakfast – for their 27th year and the Fringe's 71st – will ­meddle with the bard's Anthony and ­Cleopatra. And when they come to the lines "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety", it will be as if they are describing the festival itself. This year, via hits and misses, it has proved that you can still defy the norm at 70.

Last chance to catch...

Attached, Underbelly, George Square, until August 27, www.underbelly.co.uk

Circa: Humans, Underbelly, until August 26, www.underbelly.co.uk

Dr Carnesky's Incredible Bleeding Woman, Pleasance Courtyard, until August 28, www.pleasance.co.uk

Meow Meow's Little Mermaid, The Hub, until August 27, www.eif.co.uk

Salt, Summerhall, until August 26, www.summerhall.co.uk

Shakespeare for Breakfast, C Venues, until August 28, www.cvenues.com

Spencer Jones: The Audition, until August 27, Monkey Barrel, www.edfringe.com

Trumpaggedon, Gilded Balloon Teviot, until August 28, www.gildedballoon.co.uk

Wereldband: Släpstick, Assembly George Square Theatre, until August 27, www.assemblyfestival.com

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Race card

6.30pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-3 Group 1 (PA) US$100,000 (Dirt) 2,000m

7.05pm: Meydan Classic Listed (TB) $175,000 (Turf) 1,600m

7.40pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 2,000m

8.15pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (D) 1,600m

8.50pm: Nad Al Sheba Trophy Group 2 (TB) $300,000 (T) 2,810m

9.25pm: Curlin Stakes Listed (TB) $175,000 (D) 2,000m

10pm: Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 2,000m

10.35pm: Handicap (TB) $175,000 (T) 1,400m

The National selections

6.30pm: Shahm, 7.05pm: Well Of Wisdom, 7.40pm: Lucius Tiberius, 8.15pm: Captain Von Trapp, 8.50pm: Secret Advisor, 9.25pm: George Villiers, 10pm: American Graffiti, 10.35pm: On The Warpath

Results

2.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 1,700m; Winner: AF Mezmar, Adam McLean (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer).

3pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 2,000m; Winner: AF Ajwad, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.

3.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 1,200m; Winner: Gold Silver, Sam Hitchcott, Ibrahim Aseel.

4pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 1,000m; Winner: Atrash, Richard Mullen, Ana Mendez.

4.30pm: Gulf Cup Prestige (PA) Dh150,000 1,700m; Winner: AF Momtaz, Saif Al Balushi, Musabah Al Muhairi.

5pm: Handicap (TB) Dh40,000 1,200m; Winner: Al Mushtashar, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.

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Uefa Nations League: How it Works

The Uefa Nations League, introduced last year, has reached its final stage, to be played over five days in northern Portugal. The format of its closing tournament is compact, spread over two semi-finals, with the first, Portugal versus Switzerland in Porto on Wednesday evening, and the second, England against the Netherlands, in Guimaraes, on Thursday.

The winners of each semi will then meet at Porto’s Dragao stadium on Sunday, with the losing semi-finalists contesting a third-place play-off in Guimaraes earlier that day.

Qualifying for the final stage was via League A of the inaugural Nations League, in which the top 12 European countries according to Uefa's co-efficient seeding system were divided into four groups, the teams playing each other twice between September and November. Portugal, who finished above Italy and Poland, successfully bid to host the finals.

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Founded: 2014

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5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,200m
Winner: Ferdous, Szczepan Mazur (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer)
5.30pm: Arabian Triple Crown Round-3 Group 3 (PA) Dh300,000 2,400m
Winner: Basmah, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6pm: UAE Arabian Derby Prestige (PA) Dh150,000 2,200m
Winner: Ihtesham, Szczepan Mazur, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami
6.30pm: Emirates Championship Group 1 (PA) Dh1,000,000 2,200m
Winner: Somoud, Patrick Cosgrave, Ahmed Al Mehairbi
7pm: Abu Dhabi Championship Group 3 (TB) Dh380,000 2,200m
Winner: GM Hopkins, Patrick Cosgrave, Jaber Ramadhan
7.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Conditions (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m
Winner: AF Al Bairaq, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel

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Watford v Leicester City (3.30pm)

Brighton v Arsenal (6pm)

West Ham v Wolves (8.30pm)

Bournemouth v Crystal Palace (10.45pm)

Sunday

Newcastle United v Sheffield United (5pm)

Aston Villa v Chelsea (7.15pm)

Everton v Liverpool (10pm)

Monday

Manchester City v Burnley (11pm)

Winners

Best Men's Player of the Year: Kylian Mbappe (PSG)

Maradona Award for Best Goal Scorer of the Year: Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)

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Top Goal Scorer of All Time: Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)

Best Women's Player of the Year: Alexia Putellas (Barcelona)

Best Men's Club of the Year: Chelsea

Best Women's Club of the Year: Barcelona

Best Defender of the Year: Leonardo Bonucci (Juventus/Italy)

Best Goalkeeper of the Year: Gianluigi Donnarumma (PSG/Italy)

Best Coach of the Year: Roberto Mancini (Italy)

Best National Team of the Year: Italy 

Best Agent of the Year: Federico Pastorello

Best Sporting Director of the Year: Txiki Begiristain (Manchester City)

Player Career Award: Ronaldinho

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Types of fraud

Phishing: Fraudsters send an unsolicited email that appears to be from a financial institution or online retailer. The hoax email requests that you provide sensitive information, often by clicking on to a link leading to a fake website.

Smishing: The SMS equivalent of phishing. Fraudsters falsify the telephone number through “text spoofing,” so that it appears to be a genuine text from the bank.

Vishing: The telephone equivalent of phishing and smishing. Fraudsters may pose as bank staff, police or government officials. They may persuade the consumer to transfer money or divulge personal information.

SIM swap: Fraudsters duplicate the SIM of your mobile number without your knowledge or authorisation, allowing them to conduct financial transactions with your bank.

Identity theft: Someone illegally obtains your confidential information, through various ways, such as theft of your wallet, bank and utility bill statements, computer intrusion and social networks.

Prize scams: Fraudsters claiming to be authorised representatives from well-known organisations (such as Etisalat, du, Dubai Shopping Festival, Expo2020, Lulu Hypermarket etc) contact victims to tell them they have won a cash prize and request them to share confidential banking details to transfer the prize money.

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”