In the opening pages, we meet the ‘heroes’ of Milan Kundera’s novel. One of them, Ramon, wanders Luxembourg Gardens in Paris, above, observing statues of poets and painters. Photo Ken Wiedemann
In the opening pages, we meet the ‘heroes’ of Milan Kundera’s novel. One of them, Ramon, wanders Luxembourg Gardens in Paris, above, observing statues of poets and painters. Photo Ken Wiedemann

Book review: Milan Kundera’s The Festival of Insignifiance is a strange sort of a return



The Festival of Insignificance, Milan Kundera's first novel in 14 years, is a curious kind of comeback. At just over 100 pages it resembles more a novella than a novel, and as such feels like a very distant cousin to his capacious and inventive masterpieces The Book of Laughter and Forgetting (1978) and The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1984).

With the author now in his mid-80s, should we take the book to be a late creative flowering or a career-end sign-off? It may be hard to categorise, and it may seem like a scaled-down version of a past glory, but what remains clear throughout is that it is the singular work of Milan Kundera.

In the first pages we meet the book’s all-male “heroes”’ (Kundera’s word). Alain walks down a Paris street and is captivated by the sight of young girls’ exposed navels. Ramon wanders through the Luxembourg Gardens observing statues of poets and painters. D’Ardelo visits his doctor and learns he doesn’t have cancer after all.

In typical Kundera fashion, his characters, now introduced, are allowed to interact. D’Ardelo encounters Ramon, announces that he is having a birthday party – and then, inexplicably, tells him he has terminal cancer. The party goes ahead and becomes “a celebration for birth and death at once”.

The guests arrive in foul moods and agree that the party is dreary, but all endure it, and their lives, by indulging in enlightening and provocative banter and immersive and transformative daydreaming.

Kundera opens his customary box of tricks. Over seven fleeting chapters we meet womanisers and philosophers who hold forth on the art of seduction, Kant and Hegel, the practicalities of lying and apologising, plus such portentous matters as the illusion of individuality, the uselessness of brilliance and the value of insignificance.

As ever, there are snippets of history (including a speaking role for Stalin, “the Lucifer of the century”), symbols with meaning (smashed bottles, falling angels, floating feathers), a series of ruminations in lieu of a plot, a jagged non-linear narrative, and an intruding first-person voice which may or may not belong to Kundera.

Like his last three novels, this one was written not in Czech but French and is ably translated by Linda Asher. What is different this time around, apart from the novel’s brevity, is its tone. Even with the darkest of subject matter, Kundera has always been a comical writer. Here his characters talk about resisting the world by not taking it seriously.

The problem is they feel their jokes have lost their potency. “It really was the start of a new era. The twilight of joking! The post-joke age!”

If this novel is Kundera's swan song – and like Shakespeare's late play The Tempest, there is a character called Caliban – then we would appear to have ended up at the opposite extreme from his satirical 1967 debut, The Joke.

As is the case with many an ageing author's last works, The Festival of Insignificance is preoccupied with dying. A woman attempting suicide kills the man who tries to save her. D'Ardelo feels marked by "the pathos of death" even after the doctor has given him the all-clear.

There are moments when we wonder if it isn’t only Alain who is guilty of navel-gazing but his creator too. Some rambling meditations need cropping. Elsewhere it occasionally feels as if Kundera’s working space is too cramped for his ideas to develop or his fantastic threads to unspool.

This short, sleek book isn’t classic Kundera by any means. However, there are more than enough flares of the old magic that allow us to see reality in a refreshingly new way.

Malcolm Forbes is a freelance essayist and reviewer.

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Developer: Big Ape Productions
Publisher: LucasArts
Console: PlayStation 1 & 5, Sega Saturn
Rating: 4/5

The Saudi Cup race card

1 The Jockey Club Local Handicap (TB) 1,800m (Dirt) $500,000

2 The Riyadh Dirt Sprint (TB) 1,200m (D) $1.500,000

3 The 1351 Turf Sprint 1,351m (Turf) $1,000,000

4 The Saudi Derby (TB) 1600m (D) $800,000

5 The Neom Turf Cup (TB) 2,100m (T) $1,000,000

6 The Obaiya Arabian Classic (PB) 2,000m (D) $1,900,000

7 The Red Sea Turf Handicap (TB) 3,000m (T) $2,500,000

8 The Saudi Cup (TB) 1,800m (D) $20,000,000

UAE squad to face Ireland

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  • Area carpets or rugs are the easiest way to segregate spaces while also unifying them.
  • Lighting can help define areas. Try pendant lighting over dining tables, and side and floor lamps in living areas.
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Name: Lamsa

Founder: Badr Ward

Launched: 2014

Employees: 60

Based: Abu Dhabi

Sector: EdTech

Funding to date: $15 million

Company Profile

Company name: Namara
Started: June 2022
Founder: Mohammed Alnamara
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Sector: Microfinance
Current number of staff: 16
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Family offices

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• There are six libraries in Abu Dhabi emirate run by the Department of Culture and Tourism, including one in Al Ain and Al Dhafra.

• Libraries are free to visit and visitors can consult books, use online resources and study there. Most are open from 8am to 8pm on weekdays, closed on Fridays and have variable hours on Saturdays, except for Qasr Al Watan which is open from 10am to 8pm every day.

• In order to borrow books, visitors must join the service by providing a passport photograph, Emirates ID and a refundable deposit of Dh400. Members can borrow five books for three weeks, all of which are renewable up to two times online.

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Director: Bradley Cooper

Starring: Bradley Cooper, Carey Mulligan, Maya Hawke

Rating: 3/5

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3. Hajj

4. Shahada

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4.5 billion years ago: Mars-sized object smashes into the newly-formed Earth, creating debris that coalesces to form the Moon

- 66 million years ago: 10km-wide asteroid crashes into the Gulf of Mexico, wiping out over 70 per cent of living species – including the dinosaurs.

50,000 years ago: 50m-wide iron meteor crashes in Arizona with the violence of 10 megatonne hydrogen bomb, creating the famous 1.2km-wide Barringer Crater

1490: Meteor storm over Shansi Province, north-east China when large stones “fell like rain”, reportedly leading to thousands of deaths.  

1908: 100-metre meteor from the Taurid Complex explodes near the Tunguska river in Siberia with the force of 1,000 Hiroshima-type bombs, devastating 2,000 square kilometres of forest.

1998: Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 breaks apart and crashes into Jupiter in series of impacts that would have annihilated life on Earth.

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Starring: Dakota Johnson, Tahar Rahim, Sydney Sweeney

Rating: 3.5/5

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Author: Kaoutar Harchi 

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Creator: Jim Mickle
Starring: Christian Convery, Nonso Anozie, Adeel Akhtar, Stefania LaVie Owen
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Starring: Prabhas, Saswata Chatterjee, Deepika Padukone, Amitabh Bachchan, Shobhana

Rating: ★★★★