Trombonist Fred Wesley is midway through telling a barnstorming anecdote about being fired by Count Basie – the punchline has something to do with illegal substances.
Next to him sits saxophonist Alfred “Pee Wee” Ellis, reflecting on the two decades and 12 albums he worked on with Van Morrison. To the right sits Brian Hardgroove, best known as bassist with Public Enemy, talking about an upcoming collaboration with Stewart Copeland, the drummer from The Police.
It’s not my everyday lunch date. Even a member of the musicians’ production team, who sat to my left, goes on to casually talk about the time late, great desert bluesman Ali Farka Touré sacrificed three sheep in her honour, after she made a visit to his home in Mali.
I'm sitting in the campus restaurant at New York University Abu Dhabi, dining with the all-star team behind Funk: Evolution of a Revolution, a multimedia concert celebrating 50 years of the grooviest genre of music. It will have its world premiere at the university's Arts Center on Saturday.
The conversation keeps coming back to one man, the ultimate funk forefather, James Brown. And having spent a collective eight years heading up Brown’s band as musical director, horn heavyweights Ellis and Wesley are the show’s most worthy stars.
When we meet, the premiere is 11 days away but work has yet to really begin. The concert will trace the genre's roots from the mid-1960s to the present day, and they have, perhaps, "half a setlist", but are arguing about that (the inclusion of Uptown Funk is a particular source of contention). Most of the band won't arrive for another week.
There’s a list of guest stars to meet and integrate (singer Carleen Anderson, rapper Add-2, DJ Nickodemus and the UAE’s very own soulman, Hamdan Al Abri). Hardgroove, the show’s musical director, met Ellis for the first time just that morning.
“We’re getting it together,” says 72-year-old Wesley with a laugh. Indeed they are – the programme which debuts at NYUAD – will go on the road across North America and Europe. A piece of history is being born right here in the UAE.
Deep, bellowing laughter is a recurring sound over our long, lazy lunch (they both order fish and chips).
We start at the beginning, when Wesley joined the James Brown band in 1968, three years after Ellis was made musical director.
A year earlier, the saxophonist had co-written Brown's storming Cold Sweat, which many musicologists label as the true birth of funk on record.
"Cold Sweat? I didn't like Cold Sweat," says Wesley. "It was all jagged, not put together right."
“It’s an acquired taste,” says Ellis, who will turn 75 on April 21. “But it is my proudest moment – because it made me a lot of money.”
The first song Wesley recorded with Brown was Ellis's Say It Loud – I'm Black and I'm Proud, an unofficial anthem of the Black Power movement. They shared the stage for close to two years before Ellis quit.
The shows must have been off-the-wall?
“You must be on time, you must have a clean uniform, shoes shined, and not miss any cues,” says Ellis.
Surely it was fun, too?
“Yeah, it was fun being pinned down to a strict regimen,” says the sax legend.
Brown was a renowned taskmaster, who notoriously fined (or fired) band members for mistakes. The pair were in no hurry to jump to his defence.
“He had no hobbies, no pastimes – all he did was music, and he did it 24 hours a day,” says Wesley. “When you see a man go to Hollywood, California, where all the pretty girls are, and he has a rehearsal – all day long, on stuff that we already knew, not new tunes – he was trying to keep us from having fun.”
It becomes clear Brown did not always succeed. Promoted to musical director in 1971, Wesley went on to direct The JB's through influential sessions, co-writing lucrative, late-era anthems, including Get on the Good Foot and The Big Payback, both heavily sampled.
“He was brutally bad,” says Wesley.
“I needed the money real bad, so I thought: 'I’ll do what James Brown says as long as I can make some money.'
“So I made a lot of money, and I learnt a lot. I did what he wanted me to do for as long as I could take it – ‘Yes sir, Mr Brown’, ‘You’re right, Mr Brown’ – and I could take it until 1975.”
Wesley went on to play with George Clinton’s Parliament- Funkadelic. Ellis was happiest on the road with Morrison. Neither musician expresses even a shred of regret for quitting Brown’s band.
Yet it is not without irony that, among other projects, both musicians have devoted considerable energy over the years to keeping Brown’s legacy alive, and flying the flag for funk.
So, at the end of the day, what does funk mean to you?
“Another day at work,” says Ellis.
• The world premiere of Funk: Evolution of a Revolution is at NYUAD’s The Arts Center, Saadiyat Island, on Saturday at 8pm. Register for free tickets at www.nyuad-artscenter.org
rgarratt@thenational.ae
The alternatives
• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.
• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.
• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.
• 2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.
• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases - but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.
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If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
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Stage 7:
1. Caleb Ewan (AUS) Lotto Soudal - 3:18:29
2. Sam Bennett (IRL) Deceuninck-QuickStep - same time
3. Phil Bauhaus (GER) Bahrain Victorious
4. Michael Morkov (DEN) Deceuninck-QuickStep
5. Cees Bol (NED) Team DSM
General Classification:
1. Tadej Pogacar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates - 24:00:28
2. Adam Yates (GBR) Ineos Grenadiers - 0:00:35
3. Joao Almeida (POR) Deceuninck-QuickStep - 0:01:02
4. Chris Harper (AUS) Jumbo-Visma - 0:01:42
5. Neilson Powless (USA) EF Education-Nippo - 0:01:45
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
England squad
Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford, Nick Pope, Aaron Ramsdale
Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold, Conor Coady, Marc Guehi, Reece James, Harry Maguire, Tyrone Mings, Luke Shaw, John Stones, Ben White
Midfielders: Jude Bellingham, Conor Gallagher, Mason Mount, Jordan Henderson, Declan Rice, James Ward-Prowse
Forwards: Tammy Abraham, Phil Foden, Jack Grealish, Harry Kane, Bukayo Saka, Emile Smith Rowe, Raheem Sterling
SPECS
Engine: Two-litre four-cylinder turbo
Power: 235hp
Torque: 350Nm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
Price: From Dh167,500 ($45,000)
On sale: Now
Seven tips from Emirates NBD
1. Never respond to e-mails, calls or messages asking for account, card or internet banking details
2. Never store a card PIN (personal identification number) in your mobile or in your wallet
3. Ensure online shopping websites are secure and verified before providing card details
4. Change passwords periodically as a precautionary measure
5. Never share authentication data such as passwords, card PINs and OTPs (one-time passwords) with third parties
6. Track bank notifications regarding transaction discrepancies
7. Report lost or stolen debit and credit cards immediately
The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
CHINESE GRAND PRIX STARTING GRID
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Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes-GP)
Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes-GP)
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Max Verstappen (Red Bull Racing)
Daniel Ricciardo (Red Bull Racing)
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Nico Hulkenberg (Renault)
Sergio Perez (Force India)
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Carlos Sainz Jr (Renault)
Romain Grosjean (Haas)
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Kevin Magnussen (Haas)
Esteban Ocon (Force India)
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Fernando Alonso (McLaren)
Stoffel Vandoorne (McLaren)
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Brendon Hartley (Toro Rosso)
Sergey Sirotkin (Williams)
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Pierre Gasly (Toro Rosso)
Lance Stroll (Williams)
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arcus Ericsson (Sauber)
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Hili 2: Unesco World Heritage site
The site is part of the Hili archaeological park in Al Ain. Excavations there have proved the existence of the earliest known agricultural communities in modern-day UAE. Some date to the Bronze Age but Hili 2 is an Iron Age site. The Iron Age witnessed the development of the falaj, a network of channels that funnelled water from natural springs in the area. Wells allowed settlements to be established, but falaj meant they could grow and thrive. Unesco, the UN's cultural body, awarded Al Ain's sites - including Hili 2 - world heritage status in 2011. Now the most recent dig at the site has revealed even more about the skilled people that lived and worked there.
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Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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Director: Siva
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