Mohamed Ramadan, we need to talk.
The Egyptian superstar's faltering Saudi Arabia Grand Prix after-race concert on Saturday shows his performance needs a serious tune-up to reach pole position in the pop music game.
Sure, Ramadan has sold out shows in front of hundreds of thousands in his native Egypt, as well as filling out arenas in the UAE and Saudi Arabia.
But the Formula One is an international affair separating the stars from the wannabes.
Scroll through the below for photos of the Saudi Arabia Grand Prix qualifying races:
While Ramadan often says to the regional press that he's “number one”, it is when paired with artists such as the preceding act Wiz Khalifa, who has a couple of international chart-toppers, that you realise Ramadan’s stage show is not up to scratch.
The key issue is not charisma and flair, which Ramadan has in spades. It is that his stagecraft lacks the wit and intelligence of his songs and music videos.
Instead, what we had was a hodgepodge of a show careening widely from Bollywood-style dance to '90s-era pop stylings.
Backed by a dozen dancers, Ramadan performed the songs with pre-recorded tracks so loud it was hard to distinguish when he was actually singing.
Tracks such as Mafia and El Doneh Madrsah were turned into a kind of mass dance routine resembling Salman Khan's stage show Da-Banng, only without any context to the songs themselves.
Another let down was the show’s pacing.
Ramadan’s full-throttled approach in the opening 15 minutes rendered him quickly out of breath and the crowd endured a lengthy wait filled with various routines by back-up dancers.
This all presents Ramadan with the biggest challenge to his music career.
Where personality and screen presence have resulted in great recordings and eye-catching music videos, it is on the stage where aspiring pop stars need to prove their mettle.
Judging by his show at the Jeddah F1 after-race concert, undoubtedly his biggest international event to date, Ramadan is currently way off pace.
Wiz Khalifa gave a lesson on how it’s done
Wiz Khalifa demonstrated what it takes to command a festival audience even though he took to the massive stage with only a DJ.
The US star was on fine form, tearing through an hour’s worth of certified pop hits and hip-hop anthems with that lackadaisical charm and vocal delivery that has him viewed as the heir to Snoop Dogg.
The barrelling club hit Black and Yellow, with its triumphant synths, had die-hard fans pogoing at the front, while career-defining tracks See You Again and Young Wild and Free sparked the kind of mass sing-along that was needed to release the tension of what was a fraught day of racing.
A lavish concert experience
With the evening capped off by a 2am set from Swedish DJ Axwell, the Saudi Arabia F1 after-race concerts, back in its second iteration, are fast establishing the event as a regional destination for music lovers.
Curated by MDL Beast, the Saudi company behind the mammoth Soundstorm festival in Riyadh in December, the event was lavish to form.
The purpose-built, V-shaped outdoor venue is located a 20-minute walk from the general admission zones to the Jeddah Corniche Circuit.
The stage looks spectacular with an abstract design that had the artists performing in the middle of what resembles a pair of fists.
The VIP seats in the back — open to Paddock Club ticket holders and other premium tiers — also come with a large international buffet with its own ice cream and popcorn stand.
With several entry points, general admission ticket holders have plenty of options to access and leave the venue, with shuttle buses to car parks and Uber and Careem stations.
According to concertgoers The National spoke to on Saturday, these enhanced features offered a marked improvement on the inaugural after-race concerts in December, which was marred by logistical issues.
The concerts finish on Sunday, with another triple bill beginning with RnB star Chris Brown, hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas and Moroccan-Dutch DJ R3hab.
The Saudi Arabia Grand Prix after-race concerts runs until Sunday. More information is available at Saudiarabiangp.com
Did you know?
Brunch has been around, is some form or another, for more than a century. The word was first mentioned in print in an 1895 edition of Hunter’s Weekly, after making the rounds among university students in Britain. The article, entitled Brunch: A Plea, argued the case for a later, more sociable weekend meal. “By eliminating the need to get up early on Sunday, brunch would make life brighter for Saturday night carousers. It would promote human happiness in other ways as well,” the piece read. “It is talk-compelling. It puts you in a good temper, it makes you satisfied with yourself and your fellow beings, it sweeps away the worries and cobwebs of the week.” More than 100 years later, author Guy Beringer’s words still ring true, especially in the UAE, where brunches are often used to mark special, sociable occasions.
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Where to donate in the UAE
The Emirates Charity Portal
You can donate to several registered charities through a “donation catalogue”. The use of the donation is quite specific, such as buying a fan for a poor family in Niger for Dh130.
The General Authority of Islamic Affairs & Endowments
The site has an e-donation service accepting debit card, credit card or e-Dirham, an electronic payment tool developed by the Ministry of Finance and First Abu Dhabi Bank.
Al Noor Special Needs Centre
You can donate online or order Smiles n’ Stuff products handcrafted by Al Noor students. The centre publishes a wish list of extras needed, starting at Dh500.
Beit Al Khair Society
Beit Al Khair Society has the motto “From – and to – the UAE,” with donations going towards the neediest in the country. Its website has a list of physical donation sites, but people can also contribute money by SMS, bank transfer and through the hotline 800-22554.
Dar Al Ber Society
Dar Al Ber Society, which has charity projects in 39 countries, accept cash payments, money transfers or SMS donations. Its donation hotline is 800-79.
Dubai Cares
Dubai Cares provides several options for individuals and companies to donate, including online, through banks, at retail outlets, via phone and by purchasing Dubai Cares branded merchandise. It is currently running a campaign called Bookings 2030, which allows people to help change the future of six underprivileged children and young people.
Emirates Airline Foundation
Those who travel on Emirates have undoubtedly seen the little donation envelopes in the seat pockets. But the foundation also accepts donations online and in the form of Skywards Miles. Donated miles are used to sponsor travel for doctors, surgeons, engineers and other professionals volunteering on humanitarian missions around the world.
Emirates Red Crescent
On the Emirates Red Crescent website you can choose between 35 different purposes for your donation, such as providing food for fasters, supporting debtors and contributing to a refugee women fund. It also has a list of bank accounts for each donation type.
Gulf for Good
Gulf for Good raises funds for partner charity projects through challenges, like climbing Kilimanjaro and cycling through Thailand. This year’s projects are in partnership with Street Child Nepal, Larchfield Kids, the Foundation for African Empowerment and SOS Children's Villages. Since 2001, the organisation has raised more than $3.5 million (Dh12.8m) in support of over 50 children’s charities.
Noor Dubai Foundation
Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum launched the Noor Dubai Foundation a decade ago with the aim of eliminating all forms of preventable blindness globally. You can donate Dh50 to support mobile eye camps by texting the word “Noor” to 4565 (Etisalat) or 4849 (du).
RACE CARD
6.30pm Mazrat Al Ruwayah – Group 2 (PA) $36,000 (Dirt) 1,600m
7.05pm Handicap (TB) $68,000 (Turf) 2,410m
7.40pm Meydan Trophy – Conditions (TB) $50,000 (T) 1,900m
8.15pm Al Maktoum Challenge Round 2 - Group 2 (TB) $293,000 (D) 1,900m
8.50pm Al Rashidiya – Group 2 (TB) $163,000 (T) 1,800m
9.25pm Handicap (TB) $65,000 (T) 1,000m
Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
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Torque: 370Nm
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Sand storm
- Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
- Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
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- Travel distance: Limited
- Source: Open desert areas with strong winds
Dust storm
- Particle size: Much finer, lightweight particles
- Visibility: Hazy skies but less intense
- Duration: Can linger for days
- Travel distance: Long-range, up to thousands of kilometres
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Dubai Bling season three
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TEACHERS' PAY - WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:
- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools
- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say
- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance
- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs
- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills
- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month
- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues
Dates for the diary
To mark Bodytree’s 10th anniversary, the coming season will be filled with celebratory activities:
- September 21 Anyone interested in becoming a certified yoga instructor can sign up for a 250-hour course in Yoga Teacher Training with Jacquelene Sadek. It begins on September 21 and will take place over the course of six weekends.
- October 18 to 21 International yoga instructor, Yogi Nora, will be visiting Bodytree and offering classes.
- October 26 to November 4 International pilates instructor Courtney Miller will be on hand at the studio, offering classes.
- November 9 Bodytree is hosting a party to celebrate turning 10, and everyone is invited. Expect a day full of free classes on the grounds of the studio.
- December 11 Yogeswari, an advanced certified Jivamukti teacher, will be visiting the studio.
- February 2, 2018 Bodytree will host its 4th annual yoga market.
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