Simon Rich believes that a simple plot allows the author to digress and frees the reader's brain to 'travel to all those wierdo places'.
Simon Rich believes that a simple plot allows the author to digress and frees the reader's brain to 'travel to all those wierdo places'.
Simon Rich believes that a simple plot allows the author to digress and frees the reader's brain to 'travel to all those wierdo places'.
Simon Rich believes that a simple plot allows the author to digress and frees the reader's brain to 'travel to all those wierdo places'.

Elliot Allagash – a rich comic novel


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The café at the London Review Bookshop in the city's Bloomsbury district is the perfect place to meet the humorist (he would approve of the word) Simon Rich. It's a "proper", old-fashioned bookshop where stock is carefully chosen by humans, then sold without the heavy discounting book-buyers have come to expect these days.

Rich, who is perilously thin and wears his thick hair in a Beatles-style mop, knows that where we're sitting is too chi-chi to be anything like an accurate reflection of The World Out There, and understands that "if someone is reading your work in the 21st century, it's really an incredible miracle. There are so many other books; so many other activities". But he'd rather things were different. Not because he's a snob, but because he's drawn as a writer to outmoded literary forms: the "humour piece" and the comic novel.

This may surprise anyone whose knowledge of the 26-year-old New Yorker is limited to the fact that he writes for Saturday Night Live, America's longest-running satirical television show. (He's the youngest writer to have worked on its scripts.) But you can be a hip young gunslinger and a throwback at the same time. "Being an old-fashioned comic novelist is sort of like making top hats or monocles," he admits. "But I can't help it! These are the books I grew up loving. I always wanted to write one."

And so he has. Set in a present-day Manhattan private school, Elliot Allagash is a horribly funny coming-of-age novel about a lonely misfit named Seymour, who becomes the willing pawn of a delinquent classmate: Elliot, the son of America's richest man. Inspired by his father, a paper tycoon who buys brilliant art so that he can have the pleasure of destroying it before anyone else has had a chance to look at it, Elliot likes to use his fortune to implement cruel, manipulative schemes. Mostly, his motive is revenge. But in Seymour's case, it's pure amusement. Can Elliot transform Seymour into the most popular boy in the school? And what will happen when he does?

The plot is nothing special: in outline it suggests Amy Heckerling's film Clueless, itself an updated version of Jane Austen's Emma. But what sets Elliot Allagash apart is the antiquity of its comic brio: you sense at once that it's the work of someone who grew up snorting over Evelyn Waugh.

"It's shamelessly ripped off from all the writers I love," says Rich, "and those are people like Waugh, PG Wodehouse, Roald Dahl, Douglas Adams. Also Terry Southern [author of The Magic Christian and Stanley Kubrick's main collaborator on Dr Strangelove], who wasn't English but wrote in a very English idiom.

"Like them, I like to write premises, and the thing about a premise is there's only so much comedy you can milk out of it. So to write a successful comic novel, you need a character or situation that allows you to pack in a ton of unrelated premises, otherwise you'll end up with a bloated, one-premise book. Novels like Catch 22 and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy were set in the army and in space so that Joseph Heller and Douglas Adams could digress - which they needed to do to keep the reader's attention.

"In terms of the plot itself, I just went to all those great genie stories - everything from My Fair Lady to Dr Faustus. What happens when you find the lamp? You hope you wish for the right things, but invariably you don't.

"Simple plots are good. If you read Candide, there's no plot. Well, there is, but it's minimal. If the plot is too complicated, the reader's brain has to focus on understanding it rather than being free to travel to all these weirdo places."

Elliot's catchphrase in the novel is "No interruptions". (It usually precedes a long, self-aggrandising anecdote.) Rich says this has always been his motto as a writer. "A great piece of advice that one writer gave me at college was 'Skip the boring parts'."

That's great, I say. But how do you know where the boring parts are? If writers knew when they were being boring and could act on this knowledge, the history of literature would look very different. There'd be no Tristram Shandy, no Piers Plowman.

"I think, in my case, it comes from being a graphomaniac, from just throwing so much stuff against the wall," says Rich. "I churn out a shocking number of horrible things, then I go back and hope that one or two will be salvageable. None of my work is particularly precious to me."

He's temperamentally well-suited to writing TV comedy, then.

"Yeah, it's perfect. And I come from a magazine world where you throw it all out there and wait for the rejection slips to come back. If even one scores, then you feel you've had a good week."

Now, this is where some critics raise their eyebrows. Rich is undoubtedly a comic wunderkind whose talent cup runneth over. But how many rejection slips has he actually received in his life? How many 26-year-olds whose fathers are not the veteran New York Times columnist and former "butcher of Broadway" Frank Rich get to contribute offbeat, elliptical "humour pieces" to The New Yorker? Not many. But then you can turn that around and ask how many 26-year-olds are writing offbeat, elliptical humour in the first place. Even fewer - and I'd guess none of them is as good as anything in Rich's two previous books, the collections Free-Range Chickens and Ant Farm.

Rich grew up on 15th Street and 1st Avenue in the middle of Manhattan. "I was a fearful kid," he recalls, "always convinced a murderer was going to escape from prison, climb up to our apartment and destroy us." At school, he was "a pretty typical nerd, constantly reading and writing, failing with girls, starting humour magazines for me and my friends that nobody would ever read".

At Harvard, he became the president of the university's satirical magazine, the Harvard Lampoon: "All my friends were doing noble things like learning how to be doctors and I was in a basement arguing about the merits of the Benny Hill Show and writing thousands of jokes a day."

Didn't he have to break off occasionally to do some work?

"Harvard was a pretty non-academic experience for me. The classes I took tended to be electives on subjects I was really interested in, like mediaeval culture, religion, primates and insanity throughout history. [Deadpan face] I think these things really inform my writing."

The film rights to Elliot Allagash have been bought by Jason Reitman (Up in the Air, Juno). Rich has just turned in the screenplay, "so we'll see if they like it". He had to change a lot, but didn't mind: "I wrote it a long time ago and the distance felt wide enough... not that it was as if I hadn't written it, but I didn't shed a tear at having to rip it apart." He smiles. "It was great to be able to spend time with Elliot again."

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This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.

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Barcelona 5 (Lenglet 2', Vidal 29', Messi 34', 75', Suarez 77')

Valladolid 1 (Kiko 15')

If you go

Flying

Despite the extreme distance, flying to Fairbanks is relatively simple, requiring just one transfer in Seattle, which can be reached directly from Dubai with Emirates for Dh6,800 return.

 

Touring

Gondwana Ecotours’ seven-day Polar Bear Adventure starts in Fairbanks in central Alaska before visiting Kaktovik and Utqiarvik on the North Slope. Polar bear viewing is highly likely in Kaktovik, with up to five two-hour boat tours included. Prices start from Dh11,500 per person, with all local flights, meals and accommodation included; gondwanaecotours.com 

WOMAN AND CHILD

Director: Saeed Roustaee

Starring: Parinaz Izadyar, Payman Maadi

Rating: 4/5

The biog

Favourite food: Tabbouleh, greek salad and sushi

Favourite TV show: That 70s Show

Favourite animal: Ferrets, they are smart, sensitive, playful and loving

Favourite holiday destination: Seychelles, my resolution for 2020 is to visit as many spiritual retreats and animal shelters across the world as I can

Name of first pet: Eddy, a Persian cat that showed up at our home

Favourite dog breed: I love them all - if I had to pick Yorkshire terrier for small dogs and St Bernard's for big

Six large-scale objects on show
  • Concrete wall and windows from the now demolished Robin Hood Gardens housing estate in Poplar
  • The 17th Century Agra Colonnade, from the bathhouse of the fort of Agra in India
  • A stagecloth for The Ballet Russes that is 10m high – the largest Picasso in the world
  • Frank Lloyd Wright’s 1930s Kaufmann Office
  • A full-scale Frankfurt Kitchen designed by Margarete Schütte-Lihotzky, which transformed kitchen design in the 20th century
  • Torrijos Palace dome
The years Ramadan fell in May

1987

1954

1921

1888

The National's picks

4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young

In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe

Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010

Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille

Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm

Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year

Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”

Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners

TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013 

Directed by: Craig Gillespie

Starring: Emma Stone, Emma Thompson, Joel Fry

4/5

Milestones on the road to union

1970

October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar. 

December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.

1971

March 1:  Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.

July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.

July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.

August 6:  The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.

August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.

September 3: Qatar becomes independent.

November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.

November 29:  At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.

November 30: Despite  a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa. 

November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties

December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.

December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.

December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.

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Timeline

2012-2015

The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East

May 2017

The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts

September 2021

Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act

October 2021

Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence 

December 2024

Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group

May 2025

The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan

July 2025

The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan

August 2025

Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision

October 2025

Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange

November 2025

180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE

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'Panga'

Directed by Ashwiny Iyer Tiwari

Starring Kangana Ranaut, Richa Chadha, Jassie Gill, Yagya Bhasin, Neena Gupta

Rating: 3.5/5

yallacompare profile

Date of launch: 2014

Founder: Jon Richards, founder and chief executive; Samer Chebab, co-founder and chief operating officer, and Jonathan Rawlings, co-founder and chief financial officer

Based: Media City, Dubai 

Sector: Financial services

Size: 120 employees

Investors: 2014: $500,000 in a seed round led by Mulverhill Associates; 2015: $3m in Series A funding led by STC Ventures (managed by Iris Capital), Wamda and Dubai Silicon Oasis Authority; 2019: $8m in Series B funding with the same investors as Series A along with Precinct Partners, Saned and Argo Ventures (the VC arm of multinational insurer Argo Group)