The Love Song of Jonny Valentine
Teddy Wayne
Free Press
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Already a successful writer with his work appearing in publications such as The New Yorker and the author of the critically acclaimed Y2K-centric novel Kapitoil, Teddy Wayne continues his theme of highlighting modern cultural upheavals into his new novel, this time centred on the cutthroat paradise that is showbiz.
Jonny Valentine, formerly known as Jonathan Valentine, is the sum of a meteoric rise to fame via YouTube, an obnoxious fan base comprised of hysterical girls, and a trademark swept-fringe hairdo, all achieved before the tender age of 12.
When taking into consideration his staged romance with a popular teen Latina actress-slash-singer and his mother's tightly-reined micro-management of his career, it doesn't take long for Jonny to realise that his life is just another stage show.
Also, a plea from his estranged father has him questioning if the whole spectacle is really worth the fakery.
Laid out in a surprisingly poignant mix of cynicism and innocence, Wayne intertwines both Jonny and Jonathan's voices into a sublime plot, making it an unconventional coming-of-age story that digs beneath the glossy veneer of mainstream pop.
The more serious side of specialty coffee
While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.
The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.
Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”
One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.
Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms.
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Studied up to grade 12 in Vatanappally, a village in India’s southern Thrissur district
Was a middle distance state athletics champion in school
Enjoys driving to Fujairah and Ras Al Khaimah with family
His dream is to continue working as a social worker and help people
Has seven diaries in which he has jotted down notes about his work and money he earned
Keeps the diaries in his car to remember his journey in the Emirates
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
