Stephen Browett, one of the four men who plucked Crystal Palace from administration in 2010, walked towards Old Trafford before his team’s Premier League game.
“I haven’t seen Palace score a single goal in our last 10 visits to either Manchester club,” the popular director said, as he wrapped his scarf tight against Manchester’s November chill.
Given that 16th-placed Palace had won only two of their opening 12 league games, had not won since mid-September and scored just eight goals, there was hardly much reason for optimism.
But Old Trafford is not the fortress it was. Teams do not fear a trip to England’s biggest stadium like they used to.
United have scored only eight goals at home and conceded eight. Manchester City have scored 27 at home. It is barely fair to compare the two teams at present.
But what about the rest? Only six Premier League teams have scored fewer goals at home than United.
A third of the way into an entirely uninspiring first half where United started brightly but faded as quickly as the winter sun, it was Palace who had the best chance. Former United player Wilfried Zaha flicked a ball over Victor Lindelof to start an attack which led to Patrick van Aanholt shooting wide.
At the other end, Juan Mata, making his 200th appearance for the club, hit a free-kick across the goal in the 28th minute, which Chris Smalling headed wide. A Jesse Lingard side foot shot and an Anthony Martial header a minute later raised Old Trafford from its slumber.
But it was the 3,000 Crystal Palace fans who were celebrating what they thought was a goal after 43 minutes when Cheikhou Kouyate headed the ball past David de Gea, but it was offside.
Romelu Lukaku did have the ball in the Palace net on 56 minutes after Wayne Hennessey could only parry an Ashley Young shot. Lukaku celebrated, but the offside flag was again raised at the Stretford End.
It was Palace, though, who should have gone ahead. If they had not lacked confidence in front of goal they might have done that, with Kouyate again threatening just after Marouane Fellaini had been brought on for Lingard and Marcus Rashford for Mata. Alexis Sanchez would follow soon after in the 66th minute when he replaced the insipid Paul Pogba.
Jose Mourinho had to ring the changes as his side laboured.
With desperation creeping in, Ashley Young slid into two tackles, surged forward and brought Sanchez into the attack. He passed the ball to Rashford, who fell over.
United were not dominant. They were not even the best team. Mourinho was frustrated that his side let Palace breathe when they did not have the ball. He thought United had wasted 30 minutes in total by letting Palace breath.
And Palace had plenty of the ball.
Andros Townsend shot wide on 74 minutes after beating two defenders. Sanchez did add some spark to United’s attack and set up Martial, and the lively Rashford had a late half chance, but it was all half baked.
As Mourinho waved his arms in frustration, a board went up showing four minutes left. Old Trafford had already started to empty.
A third of the way into the season and United are closer to the relegation positions than leaders City, who are now 14 points clear. It is the team’s worst start to a season for 28 years.
Browett did not see his side get a goal, but they achieved a creditable draw. It was the minimum they deserved and their fans were singing ‘Glad all over’ at the final whistle.
United’s fans felt anything but, and there was little show of support for Mourinho either as he walked towards the dressing room, his side having failed to score at home for the fourth time in nine games this season.
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“A bad result,” was the manager’s verdict. “No chance this is one point we are winning. It is two points we lose – and Palace deserve their credit. They come for this, they fought for it and they got it.
"But we should blame ourselves for the result," he added. "We did the most difficult things apart from score, we found the space against a team which plays very well close together. But there was not enough intensity or desire.
"We played like it was one more game but it was not one more game. It was a game we really needed to win. There was not enough from the heart.”
Young Boys Bern are next up for United. Mourinho does not think his team will win if they play like this again. His greatest challenge is getting his players to play for him and to stop the antipathy that is now entrenched among United fans.
What they have seen this season has not been close to good enough.
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Electric scooters: some rules to remember
- Riders must be 14-years-old or over
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At Eternity’s Gate
Director: Julian Schnabel
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Oscar Isaacs, Mads Mikkelsen
Three stars
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Gulf Men's League final
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UAE Rugby finals day
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Our legal consultants
Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
Three ways to boost your credit score
Marwan Lutfi says the core fundamentals that drive better payment behaviour and can improve your credit score are:
1. Make sure you make your payments on time;
2. Limit the number of products you borrow on: the more loans and credit cards you have, the more it will affect your credit score;
3. Don't max out all your debts: how much you maximise those credit facilities will have an impact. If you have five credit cards and utilise 90 per cent of that credit, it will negatively affect your score.
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League final:
Who: Real Madrid v Liverpool
Where: NSC Olimpiyskiy Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine
When: Saturday, May 26, 10.45pm (UAE)
TV: Match on BeIN Sports
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Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
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Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
Who has lived at The Bishops Avenue?
- George Sainsbury of the supermarket dynasty, sugar magnate William Park Lyle and actress Dame Gracie Fields were residents in the 1930s when the street was only known as ‘Millionaires’ Row’.
- Then came the international super rich, including the last king of Greece, Constantine II, the Sultan of Brunei and Indian steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal who was at one point ranked the third richest person in the world.
- Turkish tycoon Halis Torprak sold his mansion for £50m in 2008 after spending just two days there. The House of Saud sold 10 properties on the road in 2013 for almost £80m.
- Other residents have included Iraqi businessman Nemir Kirdar, singer Ariana Grande, holiday camp impresario Sir Billy Butlin, businessman Asil Nadir, Paul McCartney’s former wife Heather Mills.
Hunting park to luxury living
- Land was originally the Bishop of London's hunting park, hence the name
- The road was laid out in the mid 19th Century, meandering through woodland and farmland
- Its earliest houses at the turn of the 20th Century were substantial detached properties with extensive grounds
the pledge
I pledge to uphold the duty of tolerance
I pledge to take a first stand against hate and injustice
I pledge to respect and accept people whose abilities, beliefs and culture are different from my own
I pledge to wish for others what I wish for myself
I pledge to live in harmony with my community
I pledge to always be open to dialogue and forgiveness
I pledge to do my part to create peace for all
I pledge to exercise benevolence and choose kindness in all my dealings with my community
I pledge to always stand up for these values: Zayed's values for tolerance and human fraternity
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
Slow loris biog
From: Lonely Loris is a Sunda slow loris, one of nine species of the animal native to Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand and Singapore
Status: Critically endangered, and listed as vulnerable on the International Union for Conservation of Nature red list due to growing demand in the global exotic pet trade. It is one of the most popular primate species found at Indonesian pet markets
Likes: Sleeping, which they do for up to 18 hours a day. When they are awake, they like to eat fruit, insects, small birds and reptiles and some types of vegetation
Dislikes: Sunlight. Being a nocturnal animal, the slow loris wakes around sunset and is active throughout the night
Superpowers: His dangerous elbows. The slow loris’s doe eyes may make it look cute, but it is also deadly. The only known venomous primate, it hisses and clasps its paws and can produce a venom from its elbow that can cause anaphylactic shock and even death in humans
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