Jose Mourinho can seem clinical and calculating in his comments. A rare exception came last month. The Manchester United manager complained it was the most defensive Premier League he had known, something he attributed to fewer English managers. The Portuguese can leave it to his audience to join the dots. But if they did, they led to a man who surely was not his intended target: his old assistant.
Aitor Karanka’s Middlesbrough are amassing statistics that amount to categorical proof of defensiveness. Some are signs of competence. Boro’s current back four cost just £2.5 million (Dh11m), yet the promoted club have the fourth-best defensive record in a Premier League awash with money. That is no mean feat. Whatever else he is, Karanka is a supreme defensive organiser.
Yet most are an indictment. Middlesbrough’s league games have produced an average of just 1.81 goals per game. They have scored twice in eight games in 2017. They have gone 433 minutes without a goal. They have had fewest shots and fewest shots on target in the Premier League. They are the lowest scorers in English football.
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With Boro 2-0 down at Stoke City on Saturday, some of their fans chorused: “Aitor Karanka, time to go home.” Perhaps, given chairman Steve Gibson’s usual loyalty to managers, the only place Boro are going is the Championship. They looked shorn of belief, ideas or inspiration, dropping into the bottom three for the first time at a point when relegation rivals seem revitalised.
If Leicester City and Swansea City’s seasons have been compelling dramas and Hull City and Crystal Palace’s have proved unpredictable, the same cannot be said of Boro. A colleague suggested last week that if Middlesbrough were relegated, no one would notice. It was an exaggeration – the impact would be deep and meaningful on Teesside – but the wider world has been sedated by their football.
Perhaps it has spared Karanka scrutiny. The easiest way of diagnosing chaos at a club is to analyse the goals they concede and Boro have let in few. Yet the entire mindset seems so negative that it is unsurprising it is reflected in the tactics.
Karanka criticised the fans in January, claiming they were calling for his side to play long-ball football against West Ham United when they had simply urged players to “attack, attack, attack”. He criticised the board, too, after transfer targets such as Jese Rodriguez, Robert Snodgrass and Bojan Krkic eluded Boro.
Yet he has had plenty to spend. The problem is not poverty. It is a set-up where Alvaro Negredo, the lone striker until he was dropped on Saturday, has had the most thankless task in the division, distanced from his teammates by managerial order. It is a balance between defence and attack that has always been tilted towards the former, but is now angled to an unhealthy extent.
It was an indication of Boro’s safety-first instincts that, despite possessing arguably the finest group of attacking players in the Championship, they secured automatic promotion scoring just 63 goals in 46 league games. Some managers become increasingly conservative, either through age or because they find themselves operating in a league where many rivals boast superior footballers.
The signs, though, are that Karanka was always one of the dullards. Like beauty, boredom can lie in the eye of the beholder, but the evidence his side are boring is becoming overwhelming. A theory is that a man whose relations with his charges, his employers and supporters have seemed fractious at times should not be a manager at all, but a defensive coach.
His grounding as a Uefa Champions League winner’s right-hand man led to obvious questions if he could be the new Mourinho. Rather, however, he looks the Basque Alex McLeish, bringing back memories of a manager whose tedious teams were trapped in tactical straitjackets with men behind the ball but who could not understand suggestions they were defensive.
McLeish’s two spells in the Premier League led to relegation with Birmingham City and the sack at Aston Villa. One way or another, the same fate may beckon for his spiritual heir.
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The Abu Dhabi Awards explained:
What are the awards? They honour anyone who has made a contribution to life in Abu Dhabi.
Are they open to only Emiratis? The awards are open to anyone, regardless of age or nationality, living anywhere in the world.
When do nominations close? The process concludes on December 31.
How do I nominate someone? Through the website.
When is the ceremony? The awards event will take place early next year.
Ten tax points to be aware of in 2026
1. Domestic VAT refund amendments: request your refund within five years
If a business does not apply for the refund on time, they lose their credit.
2. E-invoicing in the UAE
Businesses should continue preparing for the implementation of e-invoicing in the UAE, with 2026 a preparation and transition period ahead of phased mandatory adoption.
3. More tax audits
Tax authorities are increasingly using data already available across multiple filings to identify audit risks.
4. More beneficial VAT and excise tax penalty regime
Tax disputes are expected to become more frequent and more structured, with clearer administrative objection and appeal processes. The UAE has adopted a new penalty regime for VAT and excise disputes, which now mirrors the penalty regime for corporate tax.
5. Greater emphasis on statutory audit
There is a greater need for the accuracy of financial statements. The International Financial Reporting Standards standards need to be strictly adhered to and, as a result, the quality of the audits will need to increase.
6. Further transfer pricing enforcement
Transfer pricing enforcement, which refers to the practice of establishing prices for internal transactions between related entities, is expected to broaden in scope. The UAE will shortly open the possibility to negotiate advance pricing agreements, or essentially rulings for transfer pricing purposes.
7. Limited time periods for audits
Recent amendments also introduce a default five-year limitation period for tax audits and assessments, subject to specific statutory exceptions. While the standard audit and assessment period is five years, this may be extended to up to 15 years in cases involving fraud or tax evasion.
8. Pillar 2 implementation
Many multinational groups will begin to feel the practical effect of the Domestic Minimum Top-Up Tax (DMTT), the UAE's implementation of the OECD’s global minimum tax under Pillar 2. While the rules apply for financial years starting on or after January 1, 2025, it is 2026 that marks the transition to an operational phase.
9. Reduced compliance obligations for imported goods and services
Businesses that apply the reverse-charge mechanism for VAT purposes in the UAE may benefit from reduced compliance obligations.
10. Substance and CbC reporting focus
Tax authorities are expected to continue strengthening the enforcement of economic substance and Country-by-Country (CbC) reporting frameworks. In the UAE, these regimes are increasingly being used as risk-assessment tools, providing tax authorities with a comprehensive view of multinational groups’ global footprints and enabling them to assess whether profits are aligned with real economic activity.
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Company profile
Name: Dukkantek
Started: January 2021
Founders: Sanad Yaghi, Ali Al Sayegh and Shadi Joulani
Based: UAE
Number of employees: 140
Sector: B2B Vertical SaaS(software as a service)
Investment: $5.2 million
Funding stage: Seed round
Investors: Global Founders Capital, Colle Capital Partners, Wamda Capital, Plug and Play, Comma Capital, Nowais Capital, Annex Investments and AMK Investment Office
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- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
Sole survivors
- Cecelia Crocker was on board Northwest Airlines Flight 255 in 1987 when it crashed in Detroit, killing 154 people, including her parents and brother. The plane had hit a light pole on take off
- George Lamson Jr, from Minnesota, was on a Galaxy Airlines flight that crashed in Reno in 1985, killing 68 people. His entire seat was launched out of the plane
- Bahia Bakari, then 12, survived when a Yemenia Airways flight crashed near the Comoros in 2009, killing 152. She was found clinging to wreckage after floating in the ocean for 13 hours.
- Jim Polehinke was the co-pilot and sole survivor of a 2006 Comair flight that crashed in Lexington, Kentucky, killing 49.
Most sought after workplace benefits in the UAE
- Flexible work arrangements
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- Insurance coverage for optical, dental, alternative medicine, cancer screening
- Financial well-being incentives
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Moscow claimed it hit the largest military fuel storage facility in Ukraine, triggering a huge fireball at the site.
A plume of black smoke rose from a fuel storage facility in the village of Kalynivka outside Kyiv on Friday after Russia said it had destroyed the military site with Kalibr cruise missiles.
"On the evening of March 24, Kalibr high-precision sea-based cruise missiles attacked a fuel base in the village of Kalynivka near Kyiv," the Russian defence ministry said in a statement.
Ukraine confirmed the strike, saying the village some 40 kilometres south-west of Kyiv was targeted.
If you go
The flights Etihad (www.etihad.com) and Spice Jet (www.spicejet.com) fly direct from Abu Dhabi and Dubai to Pune respectively from Dh1,000 return including taxes. Pune airport is 90 minutes away by road.
The hotels A stay at Atmantan Wellness Resort (www.atmantan.com) costs from Rs24,000 (Dh1,235) per night, including taxes, consultations, meals and a treatment package.
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COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Letstango.com
Started: June 2013
Founder: Alex Tchablakian
Based: Dubai
Industry: e-commerce
Initial investment: Dh10 million
Investors: Self-funded
Total customers: 300,000 unique customers every month
Tributes from the UAE's personal finance community
• Sebastien Aguilar, who heads SimplyFI.org, a non-profit community where people learn to invest Bogleheads’ style
“It is thanks to Jack Bogle’s work that this community exists and thanks to his work that many investors now get the full benefits of long term, buy and hold stock market investing.
Compared to the industry, investing using the common sense approach of a Boglehead saves a lot in costs and guarantees higher returns than the average actively managed fund over the long term.
From a personal perspective, learning how to invest using Bogle’s approach was a turning point in my life. I quickly realised there was no point chasing returns and paying expensive advisers or platforms. Once money is taken care off, you can work on what truly matters, such as family, relationships or other projects. I owe Jack Bogle for that.”
• Sam Instone, director of financial advisory firm AES International
"Thought to have saved investors over a trillion dollars, Jack Bogle’s ideas truly changed the way the world invests. Shaped by his own personal experiences, his philosophy and basic rules for investors challenged the status quo of a self-interested global industry and eventually prevailed. Loathed by many big companies and commission-driven salespeople, he has transformed the way well-informed investors and professional advisers make decisions."
• Demos Kyprianou, a board member of SimplyFI.org
"Jack Bogle for me was a rebel, a revolutionary who changed the industry and gave the little guy like me, a chance. He was also a mentor who inspired me to take the leap and take control of my own finances."
• Steve Cronin, founder of DeadSimpleSaving.com
"Obsessed with reducing fees, Jack Bogle structured Vanguard to be owned by its clients – that way the priority would be fee minimisation for clients rather than profit maximisation for the company.
His real gift to us has been the ability to invest in the stock market (buy and hold for the long term) rather than be forced to speculate (try to make profits in the shorter term) or even worse have others speculate on our behalf.
Bogle has given countless investors the ability to get on with their life while growing their wealth in the background as fast as possible. The Financial Independence movement would barely exist without this."
• Zach Holz, who blogs about financial independence at The Happiest Teacher
"Jack Bogle was one of the greatest forces for wealth democratisation the world has ever seen. He allowed people a way to be free from the parasitical "financial advisers" whose only real concern are the fat fees they get from selling you over-complicated "products" that have caused millions of people all around the world real harm.”
• Tuan Phan, a board member of SimplyFI.org
"In an industry that’s synonymous with greed, Jack Bogle was a lone wolf, swimming against the tide. When others were incentivised to enrich themselves, he stood by the ‘fiduciary’ standard – something that is badly needed in the financial industry of the UAE."