This year marks the 20th anniversary of the formation of one of Australia's biggest-selling entertainment acts. The group in question has sold a mountain of records and DVDs (30m units and counting at the last estimate) over the past two decades, enjoying commercial and critical success all over the world. Today, this band claims to perform to more than a million fans every year.
Can you tell who it is yet? Let me introduce to you The Wiggles, the world's biggest preschool band.
Late last week, Australia's modern-day fab four announced they will shortly return to these shores - they played a storming series of concerts in Dubai last summer - for what promise to be four sell-out gigs on Abu Dhabi's Yas Island next month.
It's not hard to work out the band's appeal to both young children and stressed-out parents. The Wiggles mix catchy, feel-good tunes, brightly-coloured clothing and wholesome lyrics - in 2008, the group recorded Wash Your Hands, a song for Unicef to raise awareness of the importance of good hygiene in tackling disease - with an energetic and lively stage presence.
On the surface then, their inexorable rise to prominence has been as smooth as a speed boat powering across calm waters. But every great success story usually leaves something in its wake. The tale of The Wiggles is no different.
The official history of the band appears as the stuff of dreams, a chance meeting and a routine assignment propelling the previously ordinary boys to a new life as top-selling, globetrotting artistes.
Anthony Field, Murray Cook and Greg Page, three of the group's founding members, met at Macquarie University in Sydney, where they were all studying to become preschool teachers. Thrown together by a classroom exercise that involved writing songs for young children, the trio quickly found they were doing something they loved and had a talent for.
Field would later approach Jeff Fatt to join him, Cook and Page in The Wiggles - the pair had once performed together in The Cockroaches, an Eighties Aussie rock band which enjoyed modest success - and the foursome subsequently wrote and recorded a series of songs that would form the basis of The Wiggles's first album. Released through an imprint of the Australian Broadcasting Company, that debut would achieve platinum sales and plant their first footsteps on the road to worldwide fame.
Success has not been without its challenges. Page left the group in 2006 for health reasons after being diagnosed with Orthostatic Intolerance, a condition he still suffers from, and which induces fainting fits and overwhelming periods of fatigue.
It was also revealed earlier this month in the Australian media that Page has more recently fallen on hard times, after a series of investments turned sour following the onset of the global financial crisis. He may yet be forced to sell his house and his large collection of Elvis Presley memorabilia (estimated to be the fourth largest in the world) to meet his financial obligations.
But the show, of course, must go on and Page was replaced without rancour in late 2006 by Sam Moran as the "yellow" Wiggle, and it is this revised line-up of "blue" Field, "purple" Fatt, "red" Cook and Moran who will take to the Flash Forum stage on May 13 and 14.
So far so not so bad. But what if an important page of that remarkable history had somehow been torn loose sometime in the last 20 years? And what if on that page lived an historical figure who might just be to The Wiggles what, say, the late Syd Barrett was to Pink Floyd?
Famously, Barrett was Pink Floyd's original creative force - writing both See Emily Play and Arnold Lane, two standouts in the group's remarkable back catalogue - before leaving the band in 1968 to pursue a solo career and later to live a largely reclusive life in Cambridge.
Such a man exists in the story of Australia's foremost children's entertainment act too. His name is Phillip Wilcher - a man occasionally referred to as the "fifth Wiggle". And yet Wilcher is not mentioned on the band's official website, which otherwise offers an extended history of the group's rise to fame.
According to his biography, Wilcher was asked by Field to help write and finance The Wiggles's first album in 1991, but would leave the group shortly after its release to pursue his dream of writing classical music. "I have never wanted to be anything else but a composer," he says on his website. His contribution to that debut recording has since been recognised by the Australian Record Industry Awards.
Few details now remain of Wilcher's brief time with the band: a couple of early 1990s video clips - which feature the band in polka dot shirts rather than their now-signature bright tops, big belts and dark trousers - are preserved for posterity on YouTube. Subsequently, even their debut album was later re-recorded by The Wiggles in the mid-1990s, removing all trace of their previous band-mate's involvement.
For his part Wilcher is almost as coy as the fab four about those days.
He rarely comments about this period in his life, preferring to let the music he writes now represent who he is. He also seems anxious not to be misrepresented in print. Indeed, when I contacted him last week to ask him about his experiences in The Wiggles I received a prompt and courteous reply which informed me that he was unwilling to comment.
That should have been the end of the matter - but it wasn't.
A few days later Wilcher got back in touch, saying he had reconsidered my original request. He was prepared to go on the record, but only on his terms. "I offer you the following," he wrote, "and ask that if you quote me, you quote me in full."
Here then is his unabridged statement: "I have never regretted for one moment having missed out on any fame or fortune that may have come my way had I stayed with The Wiggles. Success means different things to different people.
"I consider myself to be a highly successful composer and my creativity has sustained me well throughout my life. I am blessed. I am here to make music, not money. I am satisfied and more than content with my life. I always have been.
"However, in this their 20th anniversary year, I feel it would be fitting for Anthony Field to pay me a certain debt of gratitude [note to reader: the word "gratitude" was marked in bold in Wilcher's e-mail] I have long felt owed me by way of thanks if indeed what he and The Wiggles are effectively celebrating is the recording of the 1991 eponymous debut album. Without me, that album which afforded them a contract with the ABC to produce a further two CDs, would never have happened. I wish them well."
Exactly what that "debt of gratitude" is, remains unclear.
But what I wondered was the official line on the "fifth Wiggle". An inquiry to the band's publicity office in Baulkham Hills, Australia elicited this swift response from Kayley Harris, their publicist.
"Phillip performed on the original album recording with The Wiggles in 1991," Harris informs me. "Like all Wiggles albums, the album was produced by Anthony Field. This album was recorded at a demo studio and featured the cast before The Wiggles created their unique look (the red, blue, purple and yellow shirts).
"Phillip appeared on two film clips but left the group after only a couple of live performances. By the time The Wiggles filmed their first feature video, he had left. As the quality of the first album was more like a demo [than a finished studio album] and the group had changed their look, The Wiggles re-recorded their first album and video."
Harris signs off by telling me to "keep wiggling". I will, but I won't stop wondering either.
The Wiggles will perform at Flash Forum on Abu Dhabi's Yas Island on May 13 and May 14. Tickets are on sale now.
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'Ghostbusters: From Beyond'
Director: Jason Reitman
Starring: Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard, Mckenna Grace
Rating: 2/5
Zakat definitions
Zakat: an Arabic word meaning ‘to cleanse’ or ‘purification’.
Nisab: the minimum amount that a Muslim must have before being obliged to pay zakat. Traditionally, the nisab threshold was 87.48 grams of gold, or 612.36 grams of silver. The monetary value of the nisab therefore varies by current prices and currencies.
Zakat Al Mal: the ‘cleansing’ of wealth, as one of the five pillars of Islam; a spiritual duty for all Muslims meeting the ‘nisab’ wealth criteria in a lunar year, to pay 2.5 per cent of their wealth in alms to the deserving and needy.
Zakat Al Fitr: a donation to charity given during Ramadan, before Eid Al Fitr, in the form of food. Every adult Muslim who possesses food in excess of the needs of themselves and their family must pay two qadahs (an old measure just over 2 kilograms) of flour, wheat, barley or rice from each person in a household, as a minimum.
Haircare resolutions 2021
From Beirut and Amman to London and now Dubai, hairstylist George Massoud has seen the same mistakes made by customers all over the world. In the chair or at-home hair care, here are the resolutions he wishes his customers would make for the year ahead.
1. 'I will seek consultation from professionals'
You may know what you want, but are you sure it’s going to suit you? Haircare professionals can tell you what will work best with your skin tone, hair texture and lifestyle.
2. 'I will tell my hairdresser when I’m not happy'
Massoud says it’s better to offer constructive criticism to work on in the future. Your hairdresser will learn, and you may discover how to communicate exactly what you want more effectively the next time.
3. ‘I will treat my hair better out of the chair’
Damage control is a big part of most hairstylists’ work right now, but it can be avoided. Steer clear of over-colouring at home, try and pursue one hair brand at a time and never, ever use a straightener on still drying hair, pleads Massoud.
Manikarnika: The Queen of Jhansi
Director: Kangana Ranaut, Krish Jagarlamudi
Producer: Zee Studios, Kamal Jain
Cast: Kangana Ranaut, Ankita Lokhande, Danny Denzongpa, Atul Kulkarni
Rating: 2.5/5
What are NFTs?
Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.
You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”
However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.
This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”
This income will depend on future demand and use, which makes NFTs difficult to value. “However, there is a credible use case for many forms of intellectual property, notably art, songs, videos,” Mr Das says.
Moral education needed in a 'rapidly changing world'
Moral education lessons for young people is needed in a rapidly changing world, the head of the programme said.
Alanood Al Kaabi, head of programmes at the Education Affairs Office of the Crown Price Court - Abu Dhabi, said: "The Crown Price Court is fully behind this initiative and have already seen the curriculum succeed in empowering young people and providing them with the necessary tools to succeed in building the future of the nation at all levels.
"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
"It is not just limited to science or maths but it is involved in all subjects and it is helping children to adapt to integral moral practises.
"The moral education programme has been designed to develop children holistically in a world being rapidly transformed by technology and globalisation."
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Why does a queen bee feast only on royal jelly?
Some facts about bees:
The queen bee eats only royal jelly, an extraordinary food created by worker bees so she lives much longer
The life cycle of a worker bee is from 40-60 days
A queen bee lives for 3-5 years
This allows her to lay millions of eggs and allows the continuity of the bee colony
About 20,000 honey bees and one queen populate each hive
Honey is packed with vital vitamins, minerals, enzymes, water and anti-oxidants.
Apart from honey, five other products are royal jelly, the special food bees feed their queen
Pollen is their protein source, a super food that is nutritious, rich in amino acids
Beewax is used to construct the combs. Due to its anti-fungal, anti-bacterial elements, it is used in skin treatments
Propolis, a resin-like material produced by bees is used to make hives. It has natural antibiotic qualities so works to sterilize hive, protects from disease, keeps their home free from germs. Also used to treat sores, infection, warts
Bee venom is used by bees to protect themselves. Has anti-inflammatory properties, sometimes used to relieve conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis, nerve and muscle pain
Honey, royal jelly, pollen have health enhancing qualities
The other three products are used for therapeutic purposes
Is beekeeping dangerous?
As long as you deal with bees gently, you will be safe, says Mohammed Al Najeh, who has worked with bees since he was a boy.
“The biggest mistake people make is they panic when they see a bee. They are small but smart creatures. If you move your hand quickly to hit the bees, this is an aggressive action and bees will defend themselves. They can sense the adrenalin in our body. But if we are calm, they are move away.”
The Indoor Cricket World Cup
When: September 16-23
Where: Insportz, Dubai
Indoor cricket World Cup:
Insportz, Dubai, September 16-23
UAE fixtures:
Men
Saturday, September 16 – 1.45pm, v New Zealand
Sunday, September 17 – 10.30am, v Australia; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Monday, September 18 – 2pm, v England; 7.15pm, v India
Tuesday, September 19 – 12.15pm, v Singapore; 5.30pm, v Sri Lanka
Thursday, September 21 – 2pm v Malaysia
Friday, September 22 – 3.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 3pm, grand final
Women
Saturday, September 16 – 5.15pm, v Australia
Sunday, September 17 – 2pm, v South Africa; 7.15pm, v New Zealand
Monday, September 18 – 5.30pm, v England
Tuesday, September 19 – 10.30am, v New Zealand; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Thursday, September 21 – 12.15pm, v Australia
Friday, September 22 – 1.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 1pm, grand final
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5