Can we call a moratorium on the bizarre tennis practice of kissing hardware?
When people receive a trophy or a plate or a cup signifying success at an event, no one's first, second or third thought is: "Wow, I really want to kiss this chunk of metal."
Yet we cannot get past the conclusion of a tennis event, men's or women's, without the apparently obligatory photographs of the champion's lips on said trophy.
Much of the blame must be shouldered by photographers, who encourage - nay, demand - that the champion of anything from Wimbledon to the Kremlin Cup buss the cup/plate/trophy.
Watch the aftermath of the silverware presentation, the awkward "posing for a few snaps" portion of the proceedings. You actually can see the folks with cameras insisting on the kiss-the-metal shot. Typically the winner awkwardly holds the pose for far too many seconds, gives it a break, then is urged to do it again by the three fellows who were using the wrong lens.
I can see the utility of having the face of the winner and his/her hardware in the same frame, but isn't the effect the same if the champion simply holds the silverware next to his or her ear?
What we need is someone with a strong personality, a Roger Federer or Venus Williams, to Just Say No. "Not kissing any trophy. I am not that fond of it. Don't know where it's been."
Could set a tongue-firmly-in-cheek sports precedent.
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Dubai works towards better air quality by 2021
Dubai is on a mission to record good air quality for 90 per cent of the year – up from 86 per cent annually today – by 2021.
The municipality plans to have seven mobile air-monitoring stations by 2020 to capture more accurate data in hourly and daily trends of pollution.
These will be on the Palm Jumeirah, Al Qusais, Muhaisnah, Rashidiyah, Al Wasl, Al Quoz and Dubai Investment Park.
“It will allow real-time responding for emergency cases,” said Khaldoon Al Daraji, first environment safety officer at the municipality.
“We’re in a good position except for the cases that are out of our hands, such as sandstorms.
“Sandstorms are our main concern because the UAE is just a receiver.
“The hotspots are Iran, Saudi Arabia and southern Iraq, but we’re working hard with the region to reduce the cycle of sandstorm generation.”
Mr Al Daraji said monitoring as it stood covered 47 per cent of Dubai.
There are 12 fixed stations in the emirate, but Dubai also receives information from monitors belonging to other entities.
“There are 25 stations in total,” Mr Al Daraji said.
“We added new technology and equipment used for the first time for the detection of heavy metals.
“A hundred parameters can be detected but we want to expand it to make sure that the data captured can allow a baseline study in some areas to ensure they are well positioned.”
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Opening on October 15 and running until November 15, the free exhibition opens at The Galleria mall on Al Maryah Island, and has already been seen at the Jimmy Carter Presidential Library and Museum in Atlanta, the American Museum of Natural History in New York, and the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
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