There are different sorts of desperation. Newcastle United’s is loud and clear, bottom of the Premier League after making their worst start to a top-flight campaign since 1898. Southampton’s is a more quiet, concealed desperation, camouflaged by a station outside the relegation zone, a decent defensive record in a season of underwhelming results and minor setbacks, not weekly beatings or embarrassing thrashings.
As strugglers meet Saturday, the focus will probably be on Newcastle. Their plight is greater, their last relegation more recent, their Uefa Champions League-winning manager Rafa Benitez a frustrated symbol of how owner Mike Ashley’s penny-pinching has proved counter-productive. And yet, in some ways, Southampton’s start has been equally wretched.
Whereas Newcastle have faced five of the probable top six, Southampton have only met two. Their fixture list has been littered with winnable games they have not won. Their December looks intimidating. Their home form – two points from four games – is, remarkably, only the fourth worst, but it is a long-standing concern. They have tasted victory just four times in 28 league matches at St Mary’s. That looks a recipe for relegation.
Perhaps the smart money will be on a stalemate. Southampton, fresh from a 0-0 draw at Bournemouth, have failed to score in their last four league games. Newcastle had 27 shots against Brighton & Hove Albion on Saturday but none went in. Benitez’s men have a meagre 6.52 per cent shot conversion rate. Southampton’s, of 4.84 per cent, is dreadful; only Huddersfield Town’s is worse.
It comes despite the reality that the summer signing Danny Ings has been a required upgrade on the goal-shy pair of Shane Long and the departed Guido Carrillo in attack. Ings has delivered a respectable three goals. Perhaps he should be exonerated as the rest of the squad have only three between them, none from players with particular responsibilities for finding the net: left-back Ryan Bertrand has one, midfielder Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg two.
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Charlie Austin used to be a finisher who contributed too little else. Now, though Mark Hughes has tried pairing him with Ings in a supposedly attacking duo, he has mustered just two shots on target. Long, another striking sidekick, has drawn another blank with predictable displays of futile running.
Yet perhaps the biggest issue is that Southampton have never properly replaced Sadio Mane. They have averaged under a goal a game since the Senegalese’s sale to Liverpool in 2016. They have never recaptured such incision. Nathan Redmond was his immediate replacement and has one goal in his last 49 games, scattering 16 shots around this season without finding the net.
Stuart Armstrong and Mohamed Elyounoussi were the summer additions as attacking midfielder and winger respectively. Each arrived with a goalscoring pedigree. The Scot has made a negligible impact thus far. The Norwegian has created a reasonable number of chances, but is yet to register a goal or an assist. The downside of Southampton’s summer business was the loss of their most creative player, Dusan Tadic. Yet if the sense was that they emerged from the summer market stronger and that, assuming last season’s underachievers returned to par, a flirtation with relegation would be a one-off, the last two months suggests otherwise.
Now Hughes’ record of 14 points from 17 league games is actually fractionally worse than Mauricio Pellegrino’s 28 in 30. He was fortunate to be granted a three-year deal in the summer, yet it is undeniable problems predated his arrival. Like Pellegrino before him, Hughes has forged a unit that often looks competent, can usually draw but rarely wins.
It means games can become a grind. It also raises questions about the long-term prognosis for a club once praised for their vision. Southampton seem to have started on a long dragged-out decline, the sort suffered by Swansea City, Sunderland and Aston Villa, where narrow escapes from relegation gave way to a precipitous slide into the Championship.
Perhaps Newcastle will spare them that fate this season, but not forever.
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Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
- Priority access to new homes from participating developers
- Discounts on sales price of off-plan units
- Flexible payment plans from developers
- Mortgages with better interest rates, faster approval times and reduced fees
- DLD registration fee can be paid through banks or credit cards at zero interest rates
MATCH INFO
Liverpool 3
Sadio Man 28'
Andrew Robertson 34'
Diogo Jota 88'
Arsenal 1
Lacazette 25'
Man of the match
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Why seagrass matters
- Carbon sink: Seagrass sequesters carbon up to 35X faster than tropical rainforests
- Marine nursery: Crucial habitat for juvenile fish, crustations, and invertebrates
- Biodiversity: Support species like sea turtles, dugongs, and seabirds
- Coastal protection: Reduce erosion and improve water quality
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The specs: 2018 Bentley Bentayga V8
Price, base: Dh853,226
Engine: 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 550hp @ 6,000pm
Torque: 770Nm @ 1,960rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 11.4L / 100km
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Engine: 51.5kW electric motor
Range: 400km
Power: 134bhp
Torque: 175Nm
Price: From Dh98,800
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Starring: Yonas Kibreab, Zoe Saldana, Brad Garrett
Directors: Madeline Sharafian, Domee Shi, Adrian Molina
Rating: 4/5
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Rafia Zakaria
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Ferrari 12Cilindri specs
Engine: naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12
Power: 819hp
Torque: 678Nm at 7,250rpm
Price: From Dh1,700,000
Available: Now
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How much do leading UAE’s UK curriculum schools charge for Year 6?
- Nord Anglia International School (Dubai) – Dh85,032
- Kings School Al Barsha (Dubai) – Dh71,905
- Brighton College Abu Dhabi - Dh68,560
- Jumeirah English Speaking School (Dubai) – Dh59,728
- Gems Wellington International School – Dubai Branch – Dh58,488
- The British School Al Khubairat (Abu Dhabi) - Dh54,170
- Dubai English Speaking School – Dh51,269
*Annual tuition fees covering the 2024/2025 academic year
Founders: Ines Mena, Claudia Ribas, Simona Agolini, Nourhan Hassan and Therese Hundt
Date started: January 2017, app launched November 2017
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Private/Retail/Leisure
Number of Employees: 18 employees, including full-time and flexible workers
Funding stage and size: Seed round completed Q4 2019 - $1m raised
Funders: Oman Technology Fund, 500 Startups, Vision Ventures, Seedstars, Mindshift Capital, Delta Partners Ventures, with support from the OQAL Angel Investor Network and UAE Business Angels
TOURNAMENT INFO
Opening fixtures:
Friday, Oct 5
8pm: Kabul Zwanan v Paktia Panthers
Saturday, Oct 6
4pm: Nangarhar Leopards v Kandahar Knights
8pm: Kabul Zwanan v Balkh Legends
Tickets
Tickets can be bought online at https://www.q-tickets.com/apl/eventlist and at the ticket office at the stadium.
TV info
The tournament will be broadcast live in the UAE on OSN Sports.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Xpanceo
Started: 2018
Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality
Funding: $40 million
Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)
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BMW M5 specs
Engine: 4.4-litre twin-turbo V-8 petrol enging with additional electric motor
Power: 727hp
Torque: 1,000Nm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 10.6L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh650,000
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Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
If you go:
The flights: Etihad, Emirates, British Airways and Virgin all fly from the UAE to London from Dh2,700 return, including taxes
The tours: The Tour for Muggles usually runs several times a day, lasts about two-and-a-half hours and costs £14 (Dh67)
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is on now at the Palace Theatre. Tickets need booking significantly in advance
Entrance to the Harry Potter exhibition at the House of MinaLima is free
The hotel: The grand, 1909-built Strand Palace Hotel is in a handy location near the Theatre District and several of the key Harry Potter filming and inspiration sites. The family rooms are spacious, with sofa beds that can accommodate children, and wooden shutters that keep out the light at night. Rooms cost from £170 (Dh808).
Specs
Engine: Dual-motor all-wheel-drive electric
Range: Up to 610km
Power: 905hp
Torque: 985Nm
Price: From Dh439,000
Available: Now
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
On sale: Now
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ESSENTIALS
The flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Phnom Penh via Yangon from Dh2,700 return including taxes. Cambodia Bayon Airlines and Cambodia Angkor Air offer return flights from Phnom Penh to Siem Reap from Dh250 return including taxes. The flight takes about 45 minutes.
The hotels
Rooms at the Raffles Le Royal in Phnom Penh cost from $225 (Dh826) per night including taxes. Rooms at the Grand Hotel d'Angkor cost from $261 (Dh960) per night including taxes.
The tours
A cyclo architecture tour of Phnom Penh costs from $20 (Dh75) per person for about three hours, with Khmer Architecture Tours. Tailor-made tours of all of Cambodia, or sites like Angkor alone, can be arranged by About Asia Travel. Emirates Holidays also offers packages.
THE SPECS
Engine: six-litre W12 twin-turbo
Transmission: eight-speed dual clutch auto
Power: 626bhp
Torque: 900Nm
Price: Dh940,160 (plus VAT)
On sale: Q1 2020
Lexus LX700h specs
Engine: 3.4-litre twin-turbo V6 plus supplementary electric motor
Power: 464hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 790Nm from 2,000-3,600rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 11.7L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh590,000
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THE BIO
Mr Al Qassimi is 37 and lives in Dubai
He is a keen drummer and loves gardening
His favourite way to unwind is spending time with his two children and cooking
Volvo ES90 Specs
Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)
Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp
Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm
On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region
Price: Exact regional pricing TBA