It was much more of a straw poll than a scientific survey, but a group of supporters argued on Saturday that Louis van Gaal should remain Manchester United manager. Sadly for him, they were Manchester City fans. That is indicative. A Uefa Champions League winner with seven league titles is perceived as a liability.
Outsiders never get a perfect perception of dressing-room dynamics, especially in an environment when schadenfreude abounds. There seems something hubristic about the fall of an arrogant man but the sense is that Van Gaal’s players are constrained by his presence and might be liberated by his departure. Sometimes footballers do not need to hear a new manager’s opinions. They just need to be spared the incumbent’s voice.
United are in a form of meltdown. Saturday’s loss at Stoke City was their fourth consecutive defeat. It is their worst run since 1961. An ultra-organised team now commit elementary errors.
Take the colossal misjudgement made by Memphis Depay, when he attempted to head the ball back to David de Gea, sold his goalkeeper short and allowed Glen Johnson to pick out the goalscorer Bojan Krkic at Stoke.
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If Van Gaal is a strangely passive spectator who is not directly responsible for such monumental mistakes, it is hard to escape the feeling they reflect a wider breakdown in relationships, communication and confidence.
Depay has been touted as the greatest talent of his generation by Van Gaal. So far he is one of the biggest disappointments of the season.
He is an extreme example, but there is a pattern of underachievement, some of it exacerbated in United’s poor December.
Phil Jones, who had been solid under Van Gaal, defended dreadfully for Norwich City’s goals last week. Daley Blind, a protege of the manager’s from their time in the Netherlands, was exposed at Stoke.
Bastian Schweinsteiger, an ally from Bayern Munich, floundered in the Champions League defeat at Wolfsburg and has been suspended for their last three matches. Wayne Rooney was benched at the Britannia Stadium but, while he effected an improvement after his introduction, his form has been so poor it is hard to brand his initial omission a mistake.
Cast an eye across this strangely compiled, imbalanced United squad and it is apparent how few have performed to their potential under Van Gaal.
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Morgan Schneiderlin is not the player he was at Southampton, nor Matteo Darmian the right-back who invariably impressed for Italy. Juan Mata has never been given the chance to recapture the brilliance he displayed as a No 10 for Chelsea, when he recorded 20 goals and 25 assists in a season. Anthony Martial’s talent shone brightest before he had much exposure to Van Gaal’s tactics, training and ideas.
His philosophy has stifled some. His coaching has improved too few. Only Chris Smalling has reached new heights under Van Gaal, plus De Gea, who was developing into an outstanding goalkeeper anyway.
Even last season’s other success stories, the limited players who confounded expectations, Ashley Young and Marouane Fellaini, had reached greater levels with Aston Villa and Everton respectively. Even before they entered freefall, United seemed less than the sum of their parts.
The manager has been box office. The team have not. Van Gaal's honest, uncomfortable interview at the Britannia Stadium was revealing.
“It is not always that the club has to fire or sack me,” he said. “Sometimes I do it for myself.” Understandably, it was taken as a sign he might resign which, for one who normally has such vast quantities of self-belief, would be a remarkable admission of failure.
Yet whether or not the Dutchman decides Monday’s game against Chelsea is his last, it feels that, in a way, he is sacking himself. He has spent a quarter of a billion pounds and taken United from seventh to sixth.
As his regime unravels, as his mistakes and mismanagement become more apparent and come at a greater cost, it seems as though Van Gaal will prove the engineer of his own exit. And if one with genuine claims to greatness does go, the ranks of the disappointed will be populated by supporters of United’s rivals. That illustrates the scale of his, and their, recent failure.
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Kathryn Hawkes of House of Hawkes on being a good guest (because we’ve all had bad ones)
- Arrive with a thank you gift, or make sure you have one for your host by the time you leave.
- Offer to buy groceries, cook them a meal or take your hosts out for dinner.
- Help out around the house.
- Entertain yourself so that your hosts don’t feel that they constantly need to.
- Leave no trace of your stay – if you’ve borrowed a book, return it to where you found it.
- Offer to strip the bed before you go.
The Intruder
Director: Deon Taylor
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Michael Ealy, Meagan Good
One star
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-finals, second leg:
Liverpool (0) v Barcelona (3), Tuesday, 11pm UAE
Game is on BeIN Sports
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The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
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WWE Super ShowDown results
Seth Rollins beat Baron Corbin to retain his WWE Universal title
Finn Balor defeated Andrade to stay WWE Intercontinental Championship
Shane McMahon defeated Roman Reigns
Lars Sullivan won by disqualification against Lucha House Party
Randy Orton beats Triple H
Braun Strowman beats Bobby Lashley
Kofi Kingston wins against Dolph Zigggler to retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Mansoor Al Shehail won the 50-man Battle Royal
The Undertaker beat Goldberg
MATCH INFO
AC Milan v Inter, Sunday, 6pm (UAE), match live on BeIN Sports
Groom and Two Brides
Director: Elie Semaan
Starring: Abdullah Boushehri, Laila Abdallah, Lulwa Almulla
Rating: 3/5
Retirement funds heavily invested in equities at a risky time
Pension funds in growing economies in Asia, Latin America and the Middle East have a sharply higher percentage of assets parked in stocks, just at a time when trade tensions threaten to derail markets.
Retirement money managers in 14 geographies now allocate 40 per cent of their assets to equities, an 8 percentage-point climb over the past five years, according to a Mercer survey released last week that canvassed government, corporate and mandatory pension funds with almost $5 trillion in assets under management. That compares with about 25 per cent for pension funds in Europe.
The escalating trade spat between the US and China has heightened fears that stocks are ripe for a downturn. With tensions mounting and outcomes driven more by politics than economics, the S&P 500 Index will be on course for a “full-scale bear market” without Federal Reserve interest-rate cuts, Citigroup’s global macro strategy team said earlier this week.
The increased allocation to equities by growth-market pension funds has come at the expense of fixed-income investments, which declined 11 percentage points over the five years, according to the survey.
Hong Kong funds have the highest exposure to equities at 66 per cent, although that’s been relatively stable over the period. Japan’s equity allocation jumped 13 percentage points while South Korea’s increased 8 percentage points.
The money managers are also directing a higher portion of their funds to assets outside of their home countries. On average, foreign stocks now account for 49 per cent of respondents’ equity investments, 4 percentage points higher than five years ago, while foreign fixed-income exposure climbed 7 percentage points to 23 per cent. Funds in Japan, South Korea, Malaysia and Taiwan are among those seeking greater diversification in stocks and fixed income.
• Bloomberg
The Uefa Awards winners
Uefa Men's Player of the Year: Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)
Uefa Women's Player of the Year: Lucy Bronze (Lyon)
Best players of the 2018/19 Uefa Champions League
Goalkeeper: Alisson (Liverpool)
Defender: Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)
Midfielder: Frenkie de Jong (Ajax)
Forward: Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
Uefa President's Award: Eric Cantona
The years Ramadan fell in May
Dark Souls: Remastered
Developer: From Software (remaster by QLOC)
Publisher: Namco Bandai
Price: Dh199
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
THE BIO:
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Athlete and fitness trainer
Married, father of six
Favourite exercise: Bench press
Must-eat weekly meal: Steak with beans, carrots, broccoli, crust and corn
Power drink: A glass of yoghurt
Role model: Any good man
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His favourite book - 1984 by George Orwell
His favourite quote - 'If you think education is expensive, try ignorance' by Derek Bok, Former President of Harvard
Favourite place to travel to - Peloponnese, Southern Greece
Favourite movie - The Last Emperor
Favourite personality from history - Alexander the Great
Role Model - My father, Yiannis Davos
Afcon 2019
SEMI-FINALS
Senegal v Tunisia, 8pm
Algeria v Nigeria, 11pm
Matches are live on BeIN Sports
Pharaoh's curse
British aristocrat Lord Carnarvon, who funded the expedition to find the Tutankhamun tomb, died in a Cairo hotel four months after the crypt was opened.
He had been in poor health for many years after a car crash, and a mosquito bite made worse by a shaving cut led to blood poisoning and pneumonia.
Reports at the time said Lord Carnarvon suffered from “pain as the inflammation affected the nasal passages and eyes”.
Decades later, scientists contended he had died of aspergillosis after inhaling spores of the fungus aspergillus in the tomb, which can lie dormant for months. The fact several others who entered were also found dead withiin a short time led to the myth of the curse.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Key figures in the life of the fort
Sheikh Dhiyab bin Isa (ruled 1761-1793) Built Qasr Al Hosn as a watchtower to guard over the only freshwater well on Abu Dhabi island.
Sheikh Shakhbut bin Dhiyab (ruled 1793-1816) Expanded the tower into a small fort and transferred his ruling place of residence from Liwa Oasis to the fort on the island.
Sheikh Tahnoon bin Shakhbut (ruled 1818-1833) Expanded Qasr Al Hosn further as Abu Dhabi grew from a small village of palm huts to a town of more than 5,000 inhabitants.
Sheikh Khalifa bin Shakhbut (ruled 1833-1845) Repaired and fortified the fort.
Sheikh Saeed bin Tahnoon (ruled 1845-1855) Turned Qasr Al Hosn into a strong two-storied structure.
Sheikh Zayed bin Khalifa (ruled 1855-1909) Expanded Qasr Al Hosn further to reflect the emirate's increasing prominence.
Sheikh Shakhbut bin Sultan (ruled 1928-1966) Renovated and enlarged Qasr Al Hosn, adding a decorative arch and two new villas.
Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan (ruled 1966-2004) Moved the royal residence to Al Manhal palace and kept his diwan at Qasr Al Hosn.
Sources: Jayanti Maitra, www.adach.ae
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