Two hundred victories as a Premier League manager is a major milestone, and by reaching it on Monday Jose Mourinho joined an elite band of coaches, along with Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger, to have got there in well under 350 games. But Mourinho could hardly claim he breezed into that select club on an irresistible tailwind.
Win number 200 came via an own goal, from Everton's Michael Keane, in a dull 1-0 game. In between win number 199 and number 200 Mourinho had watched his Tottenham Hotspur spend 45 minutes chasing a growing deficit at Sheffield United by registering just one shot at goal.
Sometimes, even major landmarks – and a double century of Premier League wins is major – find themselves obscured by untidy weeds and shrubbery. Mourinho almost welcomed a very public spat between two of his players, Hugo Lloris and Son Heung-Min, against Everton to distract from questions about how stubbornly long his Spurs had taken to bring him his 200th Premier League win.
Mourinho described the Lloris-Son confrontation as “beautiful” because it showed the competitive drive of the two team-mates, the goalkeeper blaming the winger for having failed for a moment in his defensive duties. Not much about Mourinho’s Tottenham, since he took over from Mauricio Pochettino in November, has been easily described as beautiful.
But then beauty was not the purpose of his appointment. The intention, at a club who just over 11 months ago were playing in the first European Cup final of their history, was to arrest a slump and somehow eke out a place in the 2020-21 Champions League.
Tottenham’s rise under Pochettino has encouraged fans to forget that, although European football has been part of Spurs’s midweek life for the last 10 seasons, it was more often Europa League football than Champions League.
When Mourinho’s Tottenham make it into Europe next season, it is almost certainly going to be into the secondary competition. On Thursday, at a wretchedly out of form Bournemouth, they could clamber up to seventh in the table and, with a win, give themselves an opportunity to move four points above Arsenal with victory in Sunday’s North London derby.
Finishing the season above their neighbours would spread some cheer, but it might also demand the sort of momentum that Mourinho’s Spurs have found hard to generate. They have put together a sequence of more than two league wins on the trot only once under their new manager in his 21 games in charge.
Indeed, you have to scroll back a long way in the Mourinho back-catalogue to find such a patchy start to a new job. Two decades ago, when Mourinho took on a head coach’s position for the first time, a fresh-faced, ambitious 37-year-old had Benfica on a strong run of form. However, largely because of presidential politics, he lost that job after just nine league games.
He came back to guide modest Leiria to unusual heights before being headhunted by Porto, and embarking on a blessed, 10-year spell of trophy-laden success in Portugal, England, Italy and Spain.
It is now a decade since the last of Mourinho’s two Champions League triumphs, part of Internazionale’s historic treble. It is five years since his last league title – a third Premier League gold medal with Chelsea, to add to the two Portuguese championships at Porto, the pair of Serie A crowns with Inter and the Spanish Liga he guided Real Madrid to.
That great past can act as an unkind mirror on the Mourinho of middle-age. Among the uncomfortable reflections: That his Spurs are on course for the lowest points-per-game total of any club Mourinho has ever reached the end of a season with.
There are mitigating circumstances. He joined mid-season, inherited a club marooned at 14th in the table, lost Harry Kane for a significant period of injury, and had to say farewell to Christian Eriksen in the January transfer window. He is about to lose Eric Dier for four matches, too, the defender learning yesterday of his four-match ban for climbing into the stands to support his brother in an altercation with a spectator in March.
Mourinho suggested Spurs will not appeal the ban, partly because of the risk it only gets delayed. “Let’s start next season without a suspension,” he said, putting little disguise on his priority, which is already the 2020-21 season. Mourinho wants to be judged only after he has won and lost some battles with his boss, Daniel Levy, over summer transfer budgets, and only after he has had a pre-season in which to shape his plans.
Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Champions parade (UAE timings)
7pm Gates open
8pm Deansgate stage showing starts
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Trolls World Tour
Directed by: Walt Dohrn, David Smith
Starring: Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake
Rating: 4 stars
Basquiat in Abu Dhabi
One of Basquiat’s paintings, the vibrant Cabra (1981–82), now hangs in Louvre Abu Dhabi temporarily, on loan from the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi.
The latter museum is not open physically, but has assembled a collection and puts together a series of events called Talking Art, such as this discussion, moderated by writer Chaedria LaBouvier.
It's something of a Basquiat season in Abu Dhabi at the moment. Last week, The Radiant Child, a documentary on Basquiat was shown at Manarat Al Saadiyat, and tonight (April 18) the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi is throwing the re-creation of a party tonight, of the legendary Canal Zone party thrown in 1979, which epitomised the collaborative scene of the time. It was at Canal Zone that Basquiat met prominent members of the art world and moved from unknown graffiti artist into someone in the spotlight.
“We’ve invited local resident arists, we’ll have spray cans at the ready,” says curator Maisa Al Qassemi of the Guggenheim Abu Dhabi.
Guggenheim Abu Dhabi's Canal Zone Remix is at Manarat Al Saadiyat, Thursday April 18, from 8pm. Free entry to all. Basquiat's Cabra is on view at Louvre Abu Dhabi until October
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The five pillars of Islam
Benefits of first-time home buyers' scheme
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The Sand Castle
Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
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Director: Shashank Khaitan
Starring: Janhvi Kapoor, Ishaan Khattar, Ashutosh Rana
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The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
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Tightening the screw on rogue recruiters
The UAE overhauled the procedure to recruit housemaids and domestic workers with a law in 2017 to protect low-income labour from being exploited.
Only recruitment companies authorised by the government are permitted as part of Tadbeer, a network of labour ministry-regulated centres.
A contract must be drawn up for domestic workers, the wages and job offer clearly stating the nature of work.
The contract stating the wages, work entailed and accommodation must be sent to the employee in their home country before they depart for the UAE.
The contract will be signed by the employer and employee when the domestic worker arrives in the UAE.
Only recruitment agencies registered with the ministry can undertake recruitment and employment applications for domestic workers.
Penalties for illegal recruitment in the UAE include fines of up to Dh100,000 and imprisonment
But agents not authorised by the government sidestep the law by illegally getting women into the country on visit visas.
About Okadoc
Date started: Okadoc, 2018
Founder/CEO: Fodhil Benturquia
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Sector: Healthcare
Size: (employees/revenue) 40 staff; undisclosed revenues recording “double-digit” monthly growth
Funding stage: Series B fundraising round to conclude in February
Investors: Undisclosed
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Name: Oulo.com
Founder: Kamal Nazha
Based: Dubai
Founded: 2020
Number of employees: 5
Sector: Technology
Funding: $450,000