Among the indignities currently endured by the Italian club with more European titles than any other is that they have to watch a temporary squatter in the place that houses so many glorious memories.
Unheralded Atalanta are playing home matches in their debut Champions League season in San Siro, raising their game to come from behind and draw with Manchester City, champions of England. These sort of nights used to be AC Milan's to host.
Inter Milan, meanwhile, will be welcoming Barcelona to San Siro next month, possibly in a must-win epic for Inter. These are the sorts of evenings that once upon a time were festooned in red and black, and the visitors entered fearfully.
But AC Milan, seven times European champions, are not in any Uefa competition this season, kept away from the Europa League – they finished fifth in Serie A 2018-19 – because of Financial Fair Play sanctions, and, reluctant though they may be to spell it out, because their football is way short of the standards of Inter’s, or Atalanta’s.
Or for that matter, of Cagliari's, Verona's or Parma's, others who sit in the top half of the Serie A table going into this weekend.
Milan are in the bottom half, having recorded their worst start to a top-flight campaign for 78 years. Yet a cruel soundtrack still keeps playing on in the background of their crisis. Executives and coaches talk again and again about “qualifying for the next Champions League”, repeating the target of a top-four finish as if the words will act as a balm.
A third different head coach within the last five months is now dangling that carrot, Stefano Pioli having replaced Marco Giampaolo, who was appointed when Rino Gattuso quit in June.
Giampaolo lasted 111 days, and won three and lost four of his seven fixtures in charge. Pioli has overseen two wins and two defeats from his first five, and can scarcely look at the calendar and believe that, by the end of November, he will have emerged as the sudden saviour: On Sunday, Milan go to Juventus and, after that, Napoli are at San Siro.
The status of Juve-Milan as the great summit meeting of Serie A has been eroding steadily. Since Milan won at Juventus in March 2011, on the way to the last of their 18 league titles, Juventus have triumphed in all but 13 of the 16 league meetings, drawing once.
Since that last away victory at Juve in Serie A, Milan have seen the landscape alter physically, too. Juventus moved to their new stadium in the last summer that AC Milan were scudetto holders: Milan have since lost on every single visit there. And Juventus have won every scudetto since they relocated the Juventus Stadium. Eight seasons, eight league titles.
It is Juve’s own home, too, which is still unusual for an Italian club – most are renters – and that control over income has been a major springboard for the economic freedom Juventus have used to consolidate their pre-eminence in Italy.
If Juve have turned uncharacteristically swashbuckling in the transfer market in the last two summers – Cristiano Ronaldo cost €100m (Dh 405m), aged 33; Matthijs de Ligt, a teenaged defender, cost €75m – they are envied for their power to make such bids. Milan, mere tenants at San Siro, recorded combined losses of over €270m for the last two seasons.
“We inherited a club on the verge of bankruptcy,” chief-executive Ivan Gazidis told supporters last month, a year into his job at a club that has since 2017 passed from the bullish, often reckless but trophy-rich presidency of Silvio Berlusconi, to Yonghong Li, a Chinese investor, and briskly onto the American investment vehicle, Elliott Management. “That bankruptcy could have meant being demoted into Serie D.”
Gazidis offered that stark reality-check as an explanation of why Milan are no longer chasing superstars in the transfer market.
Or, if they are, they are stars of a certain vintage. Part of the frisson generated by the story of a possible January return to the club of 38-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimovic is down to the callow look of the present team.
“They have no personality,” Milan's former manager Fabio Capello told Radio Anch’io after last weekend’s 2-1 home defeat to Lazio, the Rome club’s first victory at Milan for 30 years, and a loss to complete the set: Milan, still talking up the idea of a top four finish, have now lost to second-placed Inter, third-placed Roma and fourth-placed Lazio already this season.
Juventus, the league-leaders, sit a point clear of Inter, and 16 points above Milan. Sunday looks especially daunting for a side that, according to Capello, “are playing with fear, without a leader. They are in trouble.”
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder MHEV
Power: 360bhp
Torque: 500Nm
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Price: from Dh282,870
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Normcore explained
Something of a fashion anomaly, normcore is essentially a celebration of the unremarkable. The term was first popularised by an article in New York magazine in 2014 and has been dubbed “ugly”, “bland’ and "anti-style" by fashion writers. It’s hallmarks are comfort, a lack of pretentiousness and neutrality – it is a trend for those who would rather not stand out from the crowd. For the most part, the style is unisex, favouring loose silhouettes, thrift-shop threads, baseball caps and boyish trainers. It is important to note that normcore is not synonymous with cheapness or low quality; there are high-fashion brands, including Parisian label Vetements, that specialise in this style. Embraced by fashion-forward street-style stars around the globe, it’s uptake in the UAE has been relatively slow.
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
Essentials
The flights
Return flights from Dubai to Windhoek, with a combination of Emirates and Air Namibia, cost from US$790 (Dh2,902) via Johannesburg.
The trip
A 10-day self-drive in Namibia staying at a combination of the safari camps mentioned – Okonjima AfriCat, Little Kulala, Desert Rhino/Damaraland, Ongava – costs from $7,000 (Dh25,711) per person, including car hire (Toyota 4x4 or similar), but excluding international flights, with The Luxury Safari Company.
When to go
The cooler winter months, from June to September, are best, especially for game viewing.
Sunday:
GP3 race: 12:10pm
Formula 2 race: 1:35pm
Formula 1 race: 5:10pm
Performance: Guns N' Roses
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Under ‘snapback’, measures imposed on Iran by the UN Security Council in six resolutions would be restored, including:
- An arms embargo
- A ban on uranium enrichment and reprocessing
- A ban on launches and other activities with ballistic missiles capable of delivering nuclear weapons, as well as ballistic missile technology transfer and technical assistance
- A targeted global asset freeze and travel ban on Iranian individuals and entities
- Authorisation for countries to inspect Iran Air Cargo and Islamic Republic of Iran Shipping Lines cargoes for banned goods
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Muslim Council of Elders condemns terrorism on religious sites
The Muslim Council of Elders has strongly condemned the criminal attacks on religious sites in Britain.
It firmly rejected “acts of terrorism, which constitute a flagrant violation of the sanctity of houses of worship”.
“Attacking places of worship is a form of terrorism and extremism that threatens peace and stability within societies,” it said.
The council also warned against the rise of hate speech, racism, extremism and Islamophobia. It urged the international community to join efforts to promote tolerance and peaceful coexistence.
Specs
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Range: Up to 610km
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Suggested picnic spots
Abu Dhabi
Umm Al Emarat Park
Yas Gateway Park
Delma Park
Al Bateen beach
Saadiyaat beach
The Corniche
Zayed Sports City
Dubai
Kite Beach
Zabeel Park
Al Nahda Pond Park
Mushrif Park
Safa Park
Al Mamzar Beach Park
Al Qudrah Lakes
MATCH INFO
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Man of the Match: Kevin de Bruyne (Manchester City)
The stats
Ship name: MSC Bellissima
Ship class: Meraviglia Class
Delivery date: February 27, 2019
Gross tonnage: 171,598 GT
Passenger capacity: 5,686
Crew members: 1,536
Number of cabins: 2,217
Length: 315.3 metres
Maximum speed: 22.7 knots (42kph)
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The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylturbo
Transmission: seven-speed DSG automatic
Power: 242bhp
Torque: 370Nm
Price: Dh136,814
Countries recognising Palestine
France, UK, Canada, Australia, Portugal, Belgium, Malta, Luxembourg, San Marino and Andorra
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THE BIO
Favourite holiday destination: Whenever I have any free time I always go back to see my family in Caltra, Galway, it’s the only place I can properly relax.
Favourite film: The Way, starring Martin Sheen. It’s about the Camino de Santiago walk from France to Spain.
Personal motto: If something’s meant for you it won’t pass you by.
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The specs: 2018 Maserati Ghibli
Price, base / as tested: Dh269,000 / Dh369,000
Engine: 3.0-litre twin-turbocharged V6
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 355hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque: 500Nm @ 4,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.9L / 100km
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Director: Jamal Salem
Starring: Abdulla Zaid, Joma Ali, Neven Madi and Khadija Sleiman
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PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES
Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Watford v Leicester City (3.30pm)
Brighton v Arsenal (6pm)
West Ham v Wolves (8.30pm)
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace (10.45pm)
Sunday
Newcastle United v Sheffield United (5pm)
Aston Villa v Chelsea (7.15pm)
Everton v Liverpool (10pm)
Monday
Manchester City v Burnley (11pm)
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Ophiolite: A section of the earth’s crust, which is oceanic in nature that has since been uplifted and exposed on land
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The bio
Date of Birth: April 25, 1993
Place of Birth: Dubai, UAE
Marital Status: Single
School: Al Sufouh in Jumeirah, Dubai
University: Emirates Airline National Cadet Programme and Hamdan University
Job Title: Pilot, First Officer
Number of hours flying in a Boeing 777: 1,200
Number of flights: Approximately 300
Hobbies: Exercising
Nicest destination: Milan, New Zealand, Seattle for shopping
Least nice destination: Kabul, but someone has to do it. It’s not scary but at least you can tick the box that you’ve been
Favourite place to visit: Dubai, there’s no place like home
England Test squad
Joe Root (captain), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jonny Bairstow (wicketkeeper), Stuart Broad, Jos Buttler, Alastair Cook, Sam Curran, Keaton Jennings, Dawid Malan, Jamie Porter, Adil Rashid, Ben Stokes.
Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East