If this was still a way short of “Bento Ball”, and understandably so, then it wasn’t the worst of starts, either, for the UAE's newest manager.
Paulo Bento had already seemingly settled in all right to his latest surroundings, with three wins from three friendlies since his July appointment. Coming against Costa Rica, Kuwait and Lebanon, they hinted that the Portuguese had found his feet rather swiftly, and under the tutelage of yet another manager, the squad theirs.
So the UAE went into Thursday’s first step on what they hope will represent the Road to World Cup 2026 in confident mood. It helped, of course, that Nepal were the willing opponents at Al Maktoum Stadium in Dubai. Granted, the modest footballing nation have only one fewer appearance at an actual global finals than the UAE. That ratio, though, sits at 0:1.
While the UAE are chasing once more to emerge from the shadow of their starry old 1990 predecessors, Nepal reside currently as the second-lowest ranked country in this second round of qualification. At 173rd in the official world standings, they languish more than 100 spots below the UAE.
And, predictably, it told. The hosts were 1-0 up within 10 minutes, even if in truth they struggled to really find their rhythm. Ali Saleh exchanged a short corner with Abdullah Ramadan, whipped a delicious cross to the back post, and the unmarked Khalifa Al Hammadi thumped home a header from close range. Yet the UAE’s inability to connect all the dots kind of continued until just about the half-hour.
Watching on from the edge of his technical area, Bento stood for the most part with hands in pockets, only occasionally letting his frustration show. When he did disappear from view and returned to his seat in the dugout, the camera caught the former Portugal and South Korea manager airing more than a few grievances with his assistant. By half-time, though, Bento was presumably much more content. Primarily, because the UAE had clicked finally into gear.
Ali Mabkhout, of course, was the one to double the hosts’ advantage, casually converting a 36th-minute penalty after Ramadan had been hacked to the turf by Nepal defender Amrit Shrestha. Already by some stretch the UAE’s all-time leading scorer, Mabkhout extended his record haul to 82.
Eight minutes later, he had No 83. Saleh’s deep corner was headed back into the fray by debutant right-back Zayed Sultan, the ball flicked on by Al Hammadi, and Mabkhout lobbed a header over Kiran Chemjong in the Nepal goal.
If that felt too much for the visitors, their fate was practically sealed in the next minute. Sent racing down the left, Ramadan fired a low cross across the Nepal six-yard box, Mabkhout feinted beautifully to let the ball roll by, and Fabio De Lima placed into the empty net.
At 4-0, the question was merely how many the UAE would press for after the interval. They do have a tricky test away to Bahrain on Tuesday.
With the opening Group H result secure, the second half was pockmarked by a raft of substitutions. Bento had the luxury; his side had granted him that.
That said, Caio Canedo went close on three occasions. Mabkhout had a shot blocked before he was withdrawn. De Lima, meanwhile, floated a chip wide and not long after his night was run.
To Nepal’s credit, however, they almost grabbed back a goal. It would have been the best of the encounter, too, if it hadn’t been for Khalid Essa’s excellent save from Manish Dangi’s rasping half volley.
The UAE were made to make do with four, and the three points to begin the path to the next World Cup as they wished.
For sure, tougher challenges will lie ahead. But, through his first competitive match as manager in relatively routine fashion, at least the Bento Era was officially up and running.
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
Top tips
Create and maintain a strong bond between yourself and your child, through sensitivity, responsiveness, touch, talk and play. “The bond you have with your kids is the blueprint for the relationships they will have later on in life,” says Dr Sarah Rasmi, a psychologist.
Set a good example. Practise what you preach, so if you want to raise kind children, they need to see you being kind and hear you explaining to them what kindness is. So, “narrate your behaviour”.
Praise the positive rather than focusing on the negative. Catch them when they’re being good and acknowledge it.
Show empathy towards your child’s needs as well as your own. Take care of yourself so that you can be calm, loving and respectful, rather than angry and frustrated.
Be open to communication, goal-setting and problem-solving, says Dr Thoraiya Kanafani. “It is important to recognise that there is a fine line between positive parenting and becoming parents who overanalyse their children and provide more emotional context than what is in the child’s emotional development to understand.”
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Investment: approximately $8 million
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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
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Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
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A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
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Date started: December 2015
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RESULT
Al Hilal 4 Persepolis 0
Khribin (31', 54', 89'), Al Shahrani 40'
Red card: Otayf (Al Hilal, 49')
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FINAL LEADERBOARD
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T6. Alexander Noren (SWE) 68 72 69 67 - 4-under
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BMW M5 specs
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