So remote are the UAE’s chances of advancing to the next phase of the T20 World Cup, the ICC have already booked their flights back to Dubai.
The national team have one match left in Australia, on Thursday evening against Namibia.
Mathematically, they could still advance with a very heavy win. Realistically, they are playing for pride, and the opportunity to carve out a few more memories to pack with them for the 14-hour flight to Dubai.
They certainly have a few of those already. Even amid the wreckage of another listless defeat, at the hands of Sri Lanka on Tuesday, the national team had plenty of entries for the highlights reel.
Junaid Siddique, the fast-bowler-come-genuine-tailender, smashed a six over the Reg Hickie Stand, with its distinctive curved pylons which are designed to look like cats’ claws. (Kardinia Park is home to the Geelong Cats Australian Rules football team.)
The game was well since lost, and UAE were being humbled. And yet Siddique lapped up the moment, flexing his biceps towards his teammates in the dugout. At 109 metres, it will take some beating as the longest hit of the tournament.
Earlier, of course, had been surely the UAE’s finest moment ever in World Cups, when Karthik Meiyappan slipped a googlie past Dasun Shanaka to complete a hat-trick.
The 20-year-old leg-spinner represents a future that has already arrived for UAE. He is one of four players in the squad who represented the country in an Under 19 World Cup two years ago.
“It was surreal for all of us because the four of us have been playing cricket together for so long,” said Aryan Lakra, the captain of that U19 side, who made his T20 World Cup debut against Sri Lanka.
“If anyone does well, we all feel proud. A hat-trick in a World Cup against a Test-playing nation is a huge deal, and we couldn't be happier for him.
“We have been talking about it all night and we still cannot believe it. We are just so happy that a friend of ours, who we have seen grow through the ranks, who we have seen as a 14-year old, growing to be a 20-year old, getting a hat-trick in a World Cup. That's definitely a huge deal.”
Despite his own personal euphoria, Meiyappan acknowledged the side feel down after two under-par batting displays, against Sri Lanka and the Netherlands.
“Lately the batting hasn't clicked for us and that is something which we have to be concerned about,” Meiyappan said.
“Firstly, against the Netherlands, to put up 112, we could have done much better, I think. Even if we had 15, 20 runs on top of that, the bowlers would have had more of a cushion to play with.
“The fact that Netherlands were 47 for one after six overs, and it went down to the last two balls, a lot of credit goes to the bowlers in the game.
“[Against Sri Lanka] again, I think the batters could have obviously cashed in. A score of [153] on that wicket was quite chaseable with the dew coming in.”
Although UAE’s own chances of progressing have all but diminished, they can still affect the outcome of the group.
The Netherlands and Sri Lanka play in the first match of the day. A win for either will send them through.
If Sri Lanka win, Namibia can finish above Netherlands – who currently top the group - by beating UAE.
The same will happen if the Netherlands shock Sri Lanka. A Namibia win in the evening match would put them through.
“Namibia have been playing some good cricket, upsetting Sri Lanka, but at the end of the day it's the game of cricket,” Lakra said.
“The team which plays better cricket is going to win. We have played against Namibia so we know their batters and bowlers. It's all about coming up with a good plan and trying to execute it to its best.”
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LA LIGA FIXTURES
Friday (UAE kick-off times)
Levante v Real Mallorca (12am)
Leganes v Barcelona (4pm)
Real Betis v Valencia (7pm)
Granada v Atletico Madrid (9.30pm)
Sunday
Real Madrid v Real Sociedad (12am)
Espanyol v Getafe (3pm)
Osasuna v Athletic Bilbao (5pm)
Eibar v Alaves (7pm)
Villarreal v Celta Vigo (9.30pm)
Monday
Real Valladolid v Sevilla (12am)
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Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
MATCH INFO
Everton 0
Manchester City 2 (Laporte 45 2', Jesus 90 7')
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Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
TEACHERS' PAY - WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
Pay varies significantly depending on the school, its rating and the curriculum. Here's a rough guide as of January 2021:
- top end schools tend to pay Dh16,000-17,000 a month - plus a monthly housing allowance of up to Dh6,000. These tend to be British curriculum schools rated 'outstanding' or 'very good', followed by American schools
- average salary across curriculums and skill levels is about Dh10,000, recruiters say
- it is becoming more common for schools to provide accommodation, sometimes in an apartment block with other teachers, rather than hand teachers a cash housing allowance
- some strong performing schools have cut back on salaries since the pandemic began, sometimes offering Dh16,000 including the housing allowance, which reflects the slump in rental costs, and sheer demand for jobs
- maths and science teachers are most in demand and some schools will pay up to Dh3,000 more than other teachers in recognition of their technical skills
- at the other end of the market, teachers in some Indian schools, where fees are lower and competition among applicants is intense, can be paid as low as Dh3,000 per month
- in Indian schools, it has also become common for teachers to share residential accommodation, living in a block with colleagues
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Fixtures:
Thursday:
Hatta v Al Jazira, 4.55pm
Al Wasl v Dibba, 7.45pm
Friday:
Al Dhafra v Al Nasr, 5.05pm
Shabab Al Ahli Dubai v Al Wahda, 7.45pm
Saturday:
Ajman v Emirates, 4.55pm
Al Ain v Sharjah, 7.45pm
The Good Liar
Starring: Helen Mirren, Ian McKellen
Directed by: Bill Condon
Three out of five stars
Gulf Under 19s final
Dubai College A 50-12 Dubai College B
UAE v Gibraltar
What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
Zakat definitions
Zakat: an Arabic word meaning ‘to cleanse’ or ‘purification’.
Nisab: the minimum amount that a Muslim must have before being obliged to pay zakat. Traditionally, the nisab threshold was 87.48 grams of gold, or 612.36 grams of silver. The monetary value of the nisab therefore varies by current prices and currencies.
Zakat Al Mal: the ‘cleansing’ of wealth, as one of the five pillars of Islam; a spiritual duty for all Muslims meeting the ‘nisab’ wealth criteria in a lunar year, to pay 2.5 per cent of their wealth in alms to the deserving and needy.
Zakat Al Fitr: a donation to charity given during Ramadan, before Eid Al Fitr, in the form of food. Every adult Muslim who possesses food in excess of the needs of themselves and their family must pay two qadahs (an old measure just over 2 kilograms) of flour, wheat, barley or rice from each person in a household, as a minimum.
Richard Jewell
Director: Clint Eastwood
Stars: Paul Walter Hauser, Sam Rockwell, Brandon Stanley
Two-and-a-half out of five stars
Scoreline
Liverpool 3
Mane (7'), Salah (69'), Firmino (90')
Bournemouth 0
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
David Haye record
Total fights: 32
Wins: 28
Wins by KO: 26
Losses: 4
Ibrahim's play list
Completed an electrical diploma at the Adnoc Technical Institute
Works as a public relations officer with Adnoc
Apart from the piano, he plays the accordion, oud and guitar
His favourite composer is Johann Sebastian Bach
Also enjoys listening to Mozart
Likes all genres of music including Arabic music and jazz
Enjoys rock groups Scorpions and Metallica
Other musicians he likes are Syrian-American pianist Malek Jandali and Lebanese oud player Rabih Abou Khalil
The Vines - In Miracle Land
Two stars
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The specs
Engine: 4-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission: nine-speed
Power: 542bhp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: Dh848,000
On sale: now
MATCH INFO
Syria v Australia
2018 World Cup qualifying: Asia fourth round play-off first leg
Venue: Hang Jebat Stadium (Malacca, Malayisa)
Kick-off: Thursday, 4.30pm (UAE)
Watch: beIN Sports HD
* Second leg in Australia scheduled for October 10