Crisis for Chelsea? In North London they're gleefully converting the c-word to catastrophe. Monday night and Arsenal roll the champions over for the first time in six attempts.
Yesterday afternoon and Tottenham cartwheel past them into the Champions League places as they took fourth spot with their second success in three days.
It is not just Chelsea's title Roman Abramovich has put on the line with his ill-considered interference, it's their seat at European football's top table.
This hard-worked defeat of Newcastle United earned Tottenham a two-point advantage in the Premier League standings.
Yes, they have played a game more, but Chelsea have not won one in six attempts and their spare fixture is against Manchester United - a fixture that hardly screams three points in the bag, especially given the ominous form of Sir Alex Ferguson's men.
It is Harry Redknapp who marshals the deeper squad (the absence of four first-choice internationals barely noticed here).
If both teams concede more goals than they should, only Tottenham carry the confidence and cutting edge to regularly recover the deficits as they have already shown this season.
Redknapp, of course, is too canny to kick an opponent verbally when they are down.
He'll save that for the end-of-season standings.
"I think Chelsea will come back strong," he argued. "I wouldn't write Chelsea off from anything, I wouldn't write them off from winning the League. Honestly.
"They've had a bad run, they've lost key players with injury. When Frank [Lampard] and [Michael] Essien come back fit I think you'll see a different Chelsea.
"The top four is going to be close. I wouldn't like to pick a winner and I wouldn't like to pick a top four at the moment. If we can make it again this year it would be great and who knows where we'll finish if you can get in there."
Minus a suspended captain in Kevin Nolan and a hamstrung left back in Jose Enrique, Newcastle lined up with two enforced changes. James Perch, a summer signing from Nottingham Forest deputised in defence, while Alan Smith entered the fray as a holding midfielder.
With Joey Barton pushed up behind Andy Carroll in a 4-2-3-1, the tactic was straightforward. Crowd the midfield, tackle aggressively and seek opportunities to exploit Andy Carroll's aerial power. The struggles of Wilson Palacios, the Tottenham midfielder, helped get them to halftime on level terms.
The Honduran's passing was poor, regularly ceding possession in his own half.
At one point Cheik Tiote caught him with the ball at his feet, allowing the Ivorian to stride on to Heurelho Gomes and force an agile save. Palacios' defenders grew scared of passing to him, electing instead to lump long balls towards Roman Pavyluchenko.
Bypassing their creative midfielders produced predictable results for Tottenham.
Only in final minute of the first half did they look like taking the lead.
First, Gareth Bale and Benoit Assou-Ekotto worked their way down the left to combine to set up Rafael van der Vaart, who completely missed a free header with the goal gaping.
Then Alan Hutton redelivered and Pavyluchenko got on the end of it. With sparse time to react, Tim Krul threw himself to his left and palmed the ball away via both posts.
If Redknapp made the obvious interval substitution in asking Jermaine Jenas to end Palacios' misery, his reward came in a slightly bizarre fashion. Kaboul blindly battered a clearance to the centre circle, charged up the pitch when his teammates recovered it, then struck a fine crossfield pass to Aaron Lennon.
Twenty five yards from goal, the winger angled his run into the area, helped by Perch's reluctance to tackle. As the defender continued to back off, Lennon exploited the invite, firing low across Krul to the far corner.
Kaboul's next intervention cost Tottenham a man. The subject of a sliding tackle from Tiote - who'd risked a red card of his own for much of the game - the Frenchman squared up to his tackler before leaning his forehead at him. Tiote stayed vertical but the incident was too close to the fourth official to go unnoticed.
"Stupid," said Redknapp. "The first foul was a silly tackle. Because Joey Barton had kicked somebody a minute before Younes decided to kick him. The second one, he went and pushed his head in his face. You wonder why you have got to go and get involved in something silly like that. It's absolutely nonsense and he needs to learn."
The manager immediately brought Sebastien Bassong on as a replacement centre back and soon exchanged Van der Vaart for Peter Crouch.
Tottenham filtered back to protect their goal as Pardew pushed on extra forwards in Nile Ranger and Peter Lovenkrands. Smith attempted an amusingly ambitious long-distance overhead and Wayne Routledge bumbled a volley wide before Tottenham secured the points.
Excellent throughout, Modric dispossessed Carroll on the fringe of his own area and countered. A precise pass to Gareth Bale allowed the left winger to run at the other one, eventually facing up Danny Simpson. A familiar combination of pace and balance saw Bale past his opponent before he cross-shot traced beyond Krul.
"We just lacked that bit of quality, said Pardew, who remains on three points from three matches as Newcastle manager. "I think it's evident that we've got a team that on its day can compete with some of the top teams but we need quality and competition in all areas. We're looking at the market and hopefully can bring something in."
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UAE v Gibraltar
What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)
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Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
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The Florida Project
Director: Sean Baker
Starring: Bria Vinaite, Brooklynn Prince, Willem Dafoe
Four stars
HIJRA
Starring: Lamar Faden, Khairiah Nathmy, Nawaf Al-Dhufairy
Director: Shahad Ameen
Rating: 3/5
8 UAE companies helping families reduce their carbon footprint
Greenheart Organic Farms
This Dubai company was one of the country’s first organic farms, set up in 2012, and it now delivers a wide array of fruits and vegetables grown regionally or in the UAE, as well as other grocery items, to both Dubai and Abu Dhabi doorsteps.
www.greenheartuae.com
Modibodi
Founded in Australia, Modibodi is now in the UAE with waste-free, reusable underwear that eliminates the litter created by a woman’s monthly cycle, which adds up to approximately 136kgs of sanitary waste over a lifetime.
www.modibodi.ae
The Good Karma Co
From brushes made of plant fibres to eco-friendly storage solutions, this company has planet-friendly alternatives to almost everything we need, including tin foil and toothbrushes.
www.instagram.com/thegoodkarmaco
Re:told
One Dubai boutique, Re:told, is taking second-hand garments and selling them on at a fraction of the price, helping to cut back on the hundreds of thousands of tonnes of clothes thrown into landfills each year.
www.shopretold.com
Lush
Lush provides products such as shampoo and conditioner as package-free bars with reusable tins to store.
www.mena.lush.com
Bubble Bro
Offering filtered, still and sparkling water on tap, Bubble Bro is attempting to ensure we don’t produce plastic or glass waste. Founded in 2017 by Adel Abu-Aysha, the company is on track to exceeding its target of saving one million bottles by the end of the year.
www.bubble-bro.com
Coethical
This company offers refillable, eco-friendly home cleaning and hygiene products that are all biodegradable, free of chemicals and certifiably not tested on animals.
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Eggs & Soldiers
This bricks-and-mortar shop and e-store, founded by a Dubai mum-of-four, is the place to go for all manner of family products – from reusable cloth diapers to organic skincare and sustainable toys.
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THE SIXTH SENSE
Starring: Bruce Willis, Toni Collette, Hayley Joel Osment
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Rating: 5/5
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Other acts on the Jazz Garden bill
Sharrie Williams
The American singer is hugely respected in blues circles due to her passionate vocals and songwriting. Born and raised in Michigan, Williams began recording and touring as a teenage gospel singer. Her career took off with the blues band The Wiseguys. Such was the acclaim of their live shows that they toured throughout Europe and in Africa. As a solo artist, Williams has also collaborated with the likes of the late Dizzy Gillespie, Van Morrison and Mavis Staples.
Lin Rountree
An accomplished smooth jazz artist who blends his chilled approach with R‘n’B. Trained at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, DC, Rountree formed his own band in 2004. He has also recorded with the likes of Kem, Dwele and Conya Doss. He comes to Dubai on the back of his new single Pass The Groove, from his forthcoming 2018 album Stronger Still, which may follow his five previous solo albums in cracking the top 10 of the US jazz charts.
Anita Williams
Dubai-based singer Anita Williams will open the night with a set of covers and swing, jazz and blues standards that made her an in-demand singer across the emirate. The Irish singer has been performing in Dubai since 2008 at venues such as MusicHall and Voda Bar. Her Jazz Garden appearance is career highlight as she will use the event to perform the original song Big Blue Eyes, the single from her debut solo album, due for release soon.
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Ten tax points to be aware of in 2026
1. Domestic VAT refund amendments: request your refund within five years
If a business does not apply for the refund on time, they lose their credit.
2. E-invoicing in the UAE
Businesses should continue preparing for the implementation of e-invoicing in the UAE, with 2026 a preparation and transition period ahead of phased mandatory adoption.
3. More tax audits
Tax authorities are increasingly using data already available across multiple filings to identify audit risks.
4. More beneficial VAT and excise tax penalty regime
Tax disputes are expected to become more frequent and more structured, with clearer administrative objection and appeal processes. The UAE has adopted a new penalty regime for VAT and excise disputes, which now mirrors the penalty regime for corporate tax.
5. Greater emphasis on statutory audit
There is a greater need for the accuracy of financial statements. The International Financial Reporting Standards standards need to be strictly adhered to and, as a result, the quality of the audits will need to increase.
6. Further transfer pricing enforcement
Transfer pricing enforcement, which refers to the practice of establishing prices for internal transactions between related entities, is expected to broaden in scope. The UAE will shortly open the possibility to negotiate advance pricing agreements, or essentially rulings for transfer pricing purposes.
7. Limited time periods for audits
Recent amendments also introduce a default five-year limitation period for tax audits and assessments, subject to specific statutory exceptions. While the standard audit and assessment period is five years, this may be extended to up to 15 years in cases involving fraud or tax evasion.
8. Pillar 2 implementation
Many multinational groups will begin to feel the practical effect of the Domestic Minimum Top-Up Tax (DMTT), the UAE's implementation of the OECD’s global minimum tax under Pillar 2. While the rules apply for financial years starting on or after January 1, 2025, it is 2026 that marks the transition to an operational phase.
9. Reduced compliance obligations for imported goods and services
Businesses that apply the reverse-charge mechanism for VAT purposes in the UAE may benefit from reduced compliance obligations.
10. Substance and CbC reporting focus
Tax authorities are expected to continue strengthening the enforcement of economic substance and Country-by-Country (CbC) reporting frameworks. In the UAE, these regimes are increasingly being used as risk-assessment tools, providing tax authorities with a comprehensive view of multinational groups’ global footprints and enabling them to assess whether profits are aligned with real economic activity.
Contributed by Thomas Vanhee and Hend Rashwan, Aurifer
BlacKkKlansman
Director: Spike Lee
Starring: John David Washington; Adam Driver
Five stars
The specs
Engine: 2-litre 4-cylinder and 3.6-litre 6-cylinder
Power: 220 and 280 horsepower
Torque: 350 and 360Nm
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Price: from Dh136,521 VAT and Dh166,464 VAT
On sale: now