How fitting it was that Manchester United, dragged unwillingly into an English Premier League relegation dogfight in the immediate aftermath of being crowned champions of their country for a record-equalling 18th time, came victoriously through in the nerve-jangling final series of matches which determined which of their poorer relations clung on to elite status.
Sir Alex Ferguson, United's triumphant manager, had returned to duty after wallowing in the Old Trafford title celebrations to be threatened, absurdly, with legal action if he did what every manager in his position would have done four days before a season-defining European Champions League final against Barcelona.
The proposed summons was portrayed as a joint venture by three desperate North East neighbours -- Newcastle, Sunderland and Middlesbrough -- in pointing out that anything less than a full-on United presence at Hull City would be detrimental to their own survival hopes.
Needless to say, all three clubs issued firm rebuttals that they had considered such action. Ferguson ignored those placatory messages in the same manner as he would have undoubtedly ignored the original slurs on his integrity.
The Old Trafford manager sent out, as was his undoubted right, a team of fringe players to ensure that his main men are as fresh as possible for Wednesday's Rome showdown with the newly-proclaimed champions of Spain.
As had always seemed likely, the United reserves still proved too good for a declining Hull team and did their business in a most professional manner, defeating their anxious hosts but not deflating them.
The North East trio were given the result and the performance they wanted but none of them were good enough to take advantage and it became a question not so much the best of the three surviving but the least bad (Sunderland) after losing at home to Chelsea.
Sunderland's reprieve, along with that of Phil Brown's Hull who did most of their unlikely survival work in the first half of the season, brought a ray of sunshine to Wearside as Tyneside and Teesside were cast into gloom and doom under dark clouds of uncertainty.
Middlesbrough's relegation, though painful, will be dealt with philosophically by their well-respected chairman Steve Gibson who has been through it all before with a previous manager Bryan Robson.
Gibson is not a trigger happy chairman and will probably show the same degree of loyalty to another distinguished former England international Gareth Southgate who wants to keep his job and carry out a rebuilding operation.
Newcastle, on the other hand, will be cast into disarray by what has happened to them - an unthinkable situation in the view of those blinded by the fanaticism of being connected to one of the best supported teams in the game.
Kevin Keegan turned Newcastle into everybody's second favourite club during his romantic spell as a player and then manager but by the time Keegan returned to try to rekindle his beloved club's fading fortunes, that nationwide popularity had disappeared to be replaced in the main by critical observations of how the club was being run.
Alan Shearer, the only living former player who can claim to be more popular in the eyes of the Georgie faithful than Keegan, was the fourth man to take charge of team affairs this season and will now give much thought to whether he wants somebody else to have a go in the hottest of hot seats.
The former England striker had eight matches to turn a tide which had grown into a torrent and he came up one agonising goal short of securing survival.
One goal or one save? The strike at Villa Park which condemned Newcastle to the wilderness of second tier of domestic football after 16 years dining at the top table was deflected into their own net by Damien Duff.
Goalkeeper Steve Harper failed to react quickly enough to stop the ball hit tamely by Aston Villa's Gareth Barry. Shay Given, the long-standing St James' Park No 1, might have done better. How typically misguided it was then to allow the inspirational Republic of Ireland international to move to Manchester City midway through the season.
One of many costly mistakes made in haste by the beleaguered St James' Park hierarchy which they can now repent upon at leisure.
wjohnson@thenational.ae
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Tax authority targets shisha levy evasion
The Federal Tax Authority will track shisha imports with electronic markers to protect customers and ensure levies have been paid.
Khalid Ali Al Bustani, director of the tax authority, on Sunday said the move is to "prevent tax evasion and support the authority’s tax collection efforts".
The scheme’s first phase, which came into effect on 1st January, 2019, covers all types of imported and domestically produced and distributed cigarettes. As of May 1, importing any type of cigarettes without the digital marks will be prohibited.
He said the latest phase will see imported and locally produced shisha tobacco tracked by the final quarter of this year.
"The FTA also maintains ongoing communication with concerned companies, to help them adapt their systems to meet our requirements and coordinate between all parties involved," he said.
As with cigarettes, shisha was hit with a 100 per cent tax in October 2017, though manufacturers and cafes absorbed some of the costs to prevent prices doubling.
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
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Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
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Rating: 1/5
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UAE cricket captain
Age: 31
Born: Sharjah
Role: Left-arm spinner
One-day internationals: 31 matches, 35 wickets, average 31.4, economy rate 3.95
T20 internationals: 41 matches, 29 wickets, average 30.3, economy rate 6.28
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Favourite films: Casablanca and Lawrence of Arabia
Favourite books: Start with Why by Simon Sinek and Good to be Great by Jim Collins
Favourite dish: Grilled fish
Inspiration: Sheikh Zayed's visionary leadership taught me to embrace new challenges.
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Engine: 2-litre TSI petrol
Power: 190hp
Torque: 320Nm
Price: From Dh147,000
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How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.
Ziina users can donate to relief efforts in Beirut
Ziina users will be able to use the app to help relief efforts in Beirut, which has been left reeling after an August blast caused an estimated $15 billion in damage and left thousands homeless. Ziina has partnered with the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees to raise money for the Lebanese capital, co-founder Faisal Toukan says. “As of October 1, the UNHCR has the first certified badge on Ziina and is automatically part of user's top friends' list during this campaign. Users can now donate any amount to the Beirut relief with two clicks. The money raised will go towards rebuilding houses for the families that were impacted by the explosion.”
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Men's 100m T34: 1. Walid Ktila (TUN) 15 sec; 2. Rheed McCracken (AUS) 15.40; 3. Mohammed Al Hammadi (UAE) 15.75. Men's 400m T34: 1. Walid Ktila (TUN) 50.56; 2. Mohammed Al Hammadi (UAE) 50.94; 3. Henry Manni (FIN) 52.24.
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Tips for used car buyers
- Choose cars with GCC specifications
- Get a service history for cars less than five years old
- Don’t go cheap on the inspection
- Check for oil leaks
- Do a Google search on the standard problems for your car model
- Do your due diligence. Get a transfer of ownership done at an official RTA centre
- Check the vehicle’s condition. You don’t want to buy a car that’s a good deal but ends up costing you Dh10,000 in repairs every month
- Validate warranty and service contracts with the relevant agency and and make sure they are valid when ownership is transferred
- If you are planning to sell the car soon, buy one with a good resale value. The two most popular cars in the UAE are black or white in colour and other colours are harder to sell
Tarek Kabrit, chief executive of Seez, and Imad Hammad, chief executive and co-founder of CarSwitch.com
The specs: 2018 Mercedes-AMG C63 S Cabriolet
Price, base: Dh429,090
Engine 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8
Transmission Seven-speed automatic
Power 510hp @ 5,500rpm
Torque 700Nm @ 1,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 9.2L / 100km
The specs: 2018 Opel Mokka X
Price, as tested: Dh84,000
Engine: 1.4L, four-cylinder turbo
Transmission: Six-speed auto
Power: 142hp at 4,900rpm
Torque: 200Nm at 1,850rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L / 100km
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