The grind of the 21st century throws up obstacles at every turn. Nikolaus Oliver is on hand with advice to guide you through. This week: boldly paying to go where few have gone before
It is, as every television addict knows, the final frontier. The place to boldly go where no man has gone before. The place where mustard-coloured Lycra is always in fashion. The place where fitness levels and engineering standards are low, to judge by the fact that every few minutes a chubby Scotsman cries out that "the engines cannae take it, Captain?"
But now it seems that quite a few people are set to go where no one has gone before. Sir Richard Branson, who started out in prog rock and went on to do trains and planes and boats (he never did do automobiles, although he had a fleeting penchant for hot air balloons), is launching the first commercial space tourism facility called - wait for it - the Enterprise.
There's already a very nice website, full of futuristic drawings and photos of Sir Richard and his mum "rolling out" - no explanation what this is - the VMS Eve (named after Mum). VMS means Virgin Mother Ship. Virgin mother? Eve? There seems to be a slightly inappropriate thread of theology woven into all this.
My favourite part of the website is a section called Safety, which shows a picture of a man in a boiler suit throwing a paper aeroplane. Hmmm. Memory may be playing tricks on me, but my boyish recollection of paper aeroplanes is that they fly briefly and erratically before crash-landing into the furniture. Not quite the belt and braces approach to safety I'd like to see Sir Richard pursuing.
Space tourism is going to be quite costly and - I'm just saying, Sir Richard - not all that satisfying. The round trip will cost you roughly Dh593,104 and lasts only three hours, although you have to train for a week beforehand. You will be weightless for three minutes. That works out at Dh197,701 per minute for a sensation I gather is not too dissimilar to floating in the pool at the Shangri-La.
There is a local interest to this story. Dubai resident Namira Salim is booked in one of the first 100 places. Go boldly, Namira.
So, the final frontier is well and truly breached and, before long, Sir Richard's space hotels will be crowded with happy holidaymakers. I only hope that the Germans won't be up to their old tricks, putting their towels down on the space equivalent of the poolside recliners before anyone else gets a look in.
The biog
Year of birth: 1988
Place of birth: Baghdad
Education: PhD student and co-researcher at Greifswald University, Germany
Hobbies: Ping Pong, swimming, reading
The Punishment of Luxury
OMD
100% Records
The five pillars of Islam
UAE gold medallists:
Omar Al Suweidi (46kg), Khaled Al Shehhi (50kg), Khalifa Humaid Al Kaabi (60kg), Omar Al Fadhli (62kg), Mohammed Ali Al Suweidi (66kg), Omar Ahmed Al Hosani (73), all in the U18’s, and Khalid Eskandar Al Blooshi (56kg) in the U21s.
Brahmastra: Part One - Shiva
Director: Ayan Mukerji
Stars: Ranbir Kapoor, Alia Bhatt and Amitabh Bachchan
Rating: 2/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Klipit
Started: 2022
Founders: Venkat Reddy, Mohammed Al Bulooki, Bilal Merchant, Asif Ahmed, Ovais Merchant
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Digital receipts, finance, blockchain
Funding: $4 million
Investors: Privately/self-funded
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre four-cylinder turbo
Power: 268hp at 5,600rpm
Torque: 380Nm at 4,800rpm
Transmission: CVT auto
Fuel consumption: 9.5L/100km
On sale: now
Price: from Dh195,000
Company Profile
Company name: Cargoz
Date started: January 2022
Founders: Premlal Pullisserry and Lijo Antony
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 30
Investment stage: Seed
Specs: 2024 McLaren Artura Spider
Engine: 3.0-litre twin-turbo V6 and electric motor
Max power: 700hp at 7,500rpm
Max torque: 720Nm at 2,250rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
0-100km/h: 3.0sec
Top speed: 330kph
Price: From Dh1.14 million ($311,000)
On sale: Now
The specs
Engine: Single front-axle electric motor
Power: 218hp
Torque: 330Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 402km (claimed)
Price: From Dh215,000 (estimate)
On sale: September
Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
Closing the loophole on sugary drinks
As The National reported last year, non-fizzy sugared drinks were not covered when the original tax was introduced in 2017. Sports drinks sold in supermarkets were found to contain, on average, 20 grams of sugar per 500ml bottle.
The non-fizzy drink AriZona Iced Tea contains 65 grams of sugar – about 16 teaspoons – per 680ml can. The average can costs about Dh6, which would rise to Dh9.
Drinks such as Starbucks Bottled Mocha Frappuccino contain 31g of sugar in 270ml, while Nescafe Mocha in a can contains 15.6g of sugar in a 240ml can.
Flavoured water, long-life fruit juice concentrates, pre-packaged sweetened coffee drinks fall under the ‘sweetened drink’ category
Not taxed:
Freshly squeezed fruit juices, ground coffee beans, tea leaves and pre-prepared flavoured milkshakes do not come under the ‘sweetened drink’ band.
RESULTS
5pm: Wathba Stallions Cup – Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 (Turf) 2,200m
Winner: RB Sarab, Allaia Tiar (jockey), Khalifa Al Neyadi (trainer)
5.30pm: Mamsha Alkhair – Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: Mutaqadim, Ray Dawson, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami
6pm: Emirates Fillies Classic – Prestige (PA) Dh100,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: Almotajalliah, Ray Dawson, Ibrahim Al Hadhrami
6.30pm: Emirates Colts Classic – Prestige (PA) Dh100,000 (T) 1,600m
Winner: Fadwaan, Antonio Fresu, Ahmed Al Mehairbi
7pm: The President’s Cup – Group 1 (PA) Dh2,500,000 (T) 2,200m
Winner: Mujeeb, Richard Mullen, Salem Al Ketbi
7.30pm: The President’s Cup – Listed (TB) Dh380,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Western Writer, Richard Mullen, Bhupat Seemar