The swimming pool at the Kempinski. Courtesy Kempinski Hotel San Lawrenz
The swimming pool at the Kempinski. Courtesy Kempinski Hotel San Lawrenz

Hotel Insider: Kempinski San Lawrenz, Gozo, Malta



The welcome

Getting to the island of Gozo takes a bit of time. From Malta's international airport it's a half-hour drive to the harbour of Cirkewwa for a 25-minute ferry crossing, then another half-hour's drive to the Kempinksi San Lawrenz. The hotel check-in was fast, with barely enough time to help ourselves to the jugs of fresh lemon tea placed on the side. The hotel is well established on the island but it has just opened a large spa featuring a beautiful hammam.

The neighbourhood

Gozo is the second-largest island in the Maltese archipelago and in the centre of the Mediterranean Sea. For an island dependent on tourism, it is surprisingly rural and rustic. There are only two five-star hotels, of which the Kempinski is one, and probably less than a dozen others in total. Victoria, the capital, is about 10 minutes from San Lawrenz; the sea is a short drive away.

The room

The lobby area is on the third floor with most of the rooms below, but mine was on the fifth with a view of the swimming pool from the balcony. Generously sized, it was functional rather than luxurious, with a honey-coloured, limestone floor, armchairs, a desk and a coffee table, but little to make it memorable. The kettle was on such a short lead that the only way I could plug it in was to rest it on the foldaway ironing board.

The service

Kempinski has done well to make sure that its service standards are a cut above this vibe. The maid service was good, a toothbrush arrived minutes after requesting it and the staff at the newly opened spa were delightful.

The food

Sadly, we arrived at the same time as stormy weather - unusual for September - and so we missed out on eating breakfast on the terrace, one of the delights of the Mediterranean. The buffet was the usual mix of fruit, cereal, eggs, breads, cold meat and cheeses - delicious but with no special touches. There are two restaurants, Trattoria, which serves traditional Italian cuisine but which closes over the winter, and l'Ortalan, the main restaurant, which provides Mediterranean fare. We were there for the buffet night, reasonably priced at €35 (Dh164). The bad weather meant the outdoor space was off limits and fewer tables, so we filled our plates from the huge choice of seafood, salads, roast meats, pasta, fish dishes and puddings and ate in the bar (in low season the menu is a la carte only). If you want to eat out, the quayside Zafiro in San Andrea hotel in nearby Xlendi is superb and reasonable - deep-fried Gozitan cheese cost €7 (Dh35) and the calamari della casa was €16 (Dh80).

The scene

This is Europe circa 1970. Tourists come here to get away from it all and because it's so inexpensive - two coffees in Victoria's main square cost just €1 (Dh5). There are also other attractions (diving, climbing and walking are high on the list) and plenty of history. Legend has it that this was Homer's isle of Ogygia where the nymph Calypso held the Greek hero Odysseus as her companion for seven years. Guests come at different times for different purposes: in the summer, it is filled with families, and in the winter the spa is popular.

Loved

The spa. I had heard buzz about it before I went because of its reputation for Ayurveda. While I enjoyed the Abhyangam massage (€100; Dh500), one treatment is not enough to produce results but it was promising enough to make me consider checking in for the full Panchakarma, a three-week cleansing and restorative course.

Hated

The hotel arranged a visit to see how local farmer Rikkardo - his restaurant within the citadel is as authentic as you can get - who makes a local hard, white cheese. He started by showing us the stomach of a baby goat, the traditional container for the cheese. Although he now uses dishes, he thought we may be interested in seeing the authentic vessel but, as a vegetarian, I can say he was wrong.

The verdict

The slow pace of Gozitan life and a five-star luxury hotel is a great combination.

Bottom line

Double rooms cost from €120 (Dh571) per night, including breakfast and taxes. Kempinski San Lawrenz, Triq ir-Rokon, Gozo, Malta (www.kempinski.com/gozo; 00 356 22 11 0000).

THE HOLDOVERS

Director: Alexander Payne

Starring: Paul Giamatti, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Dominic Sessa

Rating: 4.5/5

Company profile

Company name: Fasset
Started: 2019
Founders: Mohammad Raafi Hossain, Daniel Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: $2.45 million
Current number of staff: 86
Investment stage: Pre-series B
Investors: Investcorp, Liberty City Ventures, Fatima Gobi Ventures, Primal Capital, Wealthwell Ventures, FHS Capital, VN2 Capital, local family offices

Company Profile

Company name: Cargoz
Date started: January 2022
Founders: Premlal Pullisserry and Lijo Antony
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 30
Investment stage: Seed

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Started: December 2023
Founder: Ivan Kroshnyi
Based: Dubai, UAE
Industry: Electric vehicles
Investors: Bootstrapped with undisclosed funding. Looking to raise funds from outside

A new relationship with the old country

Treaty of Friendship between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates

The United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates; Considering that the United Arab Emirates has assumed full responsibility as a sovereign and independent State; Determined that the long-standing and traditional relations of close friendship and cooperation between their peoples shall continue; Desiring to give expression to this intention in the form of a Treaty Friendship; Have agreed as follows:

ARTICLE 1 The relations between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates shall be governed by a spirit of close friendship. In recognition of this, the Contracting Parties, conscious of their common interest in the peace and stability of the region, shall: (a) consult together on matters of mutual concern in time of need; (b) settle all their disputes by peaceful means in conformity with the provisions of the Charter of the United Nations.

ARTICLE 2 The Contracting Parties shall encourage education, scientific and cultural cooperation between the two States in accordance with arrangements to be agreed. Such arrangements shall cover among other things: (a) the promotion of mutual understanding of their respective cultures, civilisations and languages, the promotion of contacts among professional bodies, universities and cultural institutions; (c) the encouragement of technical, scientific and cultural exchanges.

ARTICLE 3 The Contracting Parties shall maintain the close relationship already existing between them in the field of trade and commerce. Representatives of the Contracting Parties shall meet from time to time to consider means by which such relations can be further developed and strengthened, including the possibility of concluding treaties or agreements on matters of mutual concern.

ARTICLE 4 This Treaty shall enter into force on today’s date and shall remain in force for a period of ten years. Unless twelve months before the expiry of the said period of ten years either Contracting Party shall have given notice to the other of its intention to terminate the Treaty, this Treaty shall remain in force thereafter until the expiry of twelve months from the date on which notice of such intention is given.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF the undersigned have signed this Treaty.

DONE in duplicate at Dubai the second day of December 1971AD, corresponding to the fifteenth day of Shawwal 1391H, in the English and Arabic languages, both texts being equally authoritative.

Signed

Geoffrey Arthur Sheikh Zayed

MATCH INFO

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Fines for littering

In Dubai:

Dh200 for littering or spitting in the Dubai Metro

Dh500 for throwing cigarette butts or chewing gum on the floor, or littering from a vehicle. 
Dh1,000 for littering on a beach, spitting in public places, throwing a cigarette butt from a vehicle

In Sharjah and other emirates
Dh500 for littering - including cigarette butts and chewing gum - in public places and beaches in Sharjah
Dh2,000 for littering in Sharjah deserts
Dh500 for littering from a vehicle in Ras Al Khaimah
Dh1,000 for littering from a car in Abu Dhabi
Dh1,000 to Dh100,000 for dumping waste in residential or public areas in Al Ain
Dh10,000 for littering at Ajman's beaches 

ALRAWABI SCHOOL FOR GIRLS

Creator: Tima Shomali

Starring: Tara Abboud, Kira Yaghnam, Tara Atalla

Rating: 4/5

Dengue fever symptoms

High fever (40°C/104°F)
Severe headache
Pain behind the eyes
Muscle and joint pains
Nausea
Vomiting
Swollen glands
Rash

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