It's hard not to get hooked on memes. You know, those silly little pictures or videos on the internet that are so stupid they're funny. Luckily, there are many internet memes you can enjoy with your co-workers or your kids.
If you're new to memes, you'll want to start with Lolcats - one of the most beloved of all internet phenomena. Just pictures of cats with funny captions, Lolcats are hugely popular. Reminiscent of Gary Larson's The Far Side, the captions are supposed to represent what the cats are thinking and are written with intentionally bad spelling and grammar. They reflect cat psychology as humans would believe it - craving cheeseburgers, taunting the dog and delighting in our foibles.
The best place to find Lolcats is at www.icanhascheezburger.com. Not only are there thousands of Lolcats, there's an application that lets you create your own.
With the success of this site, the owners - a couple from Hawaii who prefer to go by "Cheeseburger" and "Veggieburger"- have expanded. They now own a number of linked-together sites, including www.ihasahotdog.com, which is like Icanhascheezburger but with dogs, and www.engrish.com, which features bizarre real-world examples of poorly translated English. M's favourite is the girl wearing a jacket emblazoned with a logo reading "vigorous throw-up!"
Even more fun is www.failblog.org, which documents extreme cases of bad luck or bad planning. You'll see things like a video of a singer falling off stage, jumping back on only to continue lip synching as though nothing had happened.
Luckily, these sites have a link at the top that blocks out anything that isn't suitable for all ages. All of the best stuff survives.
If you're looking for something a little more extreme, but still safe, then look up "Diet Coke" and "Mentos" (together) on www.youtube.com, and you'll get over 9,000 results. But add "champagne" to the search terms and you'll get a three-minute video of an exquisitely choreographed series of soda explosions that put Busby Berkeley to shame. Is it worth watching? More than 9.5 million people thought so.
There are lots of videos on YouTube that have become required reading for understanding digital culture. Look up "dramatic chipmunk", "sneezing panda" or "kung fu baby" and you'll see some of the most beloved memes. To make sure you've got the right one, only open those with five million or more views.
Or try "numa numa". Of the more than 100,000 videos that show up, one has 30 million views. It shows an overweight man lip synching to a song - Dragostea din tei by O-Zone, an obscure Romanian pop group - making the song itself an international hit.
Most of these videos last only a few seconds. There are other memes, though, that pose a greater threat to your time and productivity. Two particularly addictive memes can be found at www.lostfrog.org and www.homestarrunner.com.
Lost Frog is a series of artists' takes on a real lost poster a child posted after his pet frog went missing. Every click shows a different - often hilarious - interpretation of the original. It sounds cruel, but it isn't.
A series of relentlessly silly short cartoons, the adventures of Homestar Runner are hard to stop watching. They're so popular that their creators have turned down multimillion-dollar offers to bring the show to television.
But that's part of the beauty of memes - they're not on television. You can access them at work, on a plane, wherever you have internet access. They're not constricted by advertisers, time schedules or any other rules. And that makes them more fun.
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Marathon results
Men:
1. Titus Ekiru(KEN) 2:06:13
2. Alphonce Simbu(TAN) 2:07:50
3. Reuben Kipyego(KEN) 2:08:25
4. Abel Kirui(KEN) 2:08:46
5. Felix Kemutai(KEN) 2:10:48
Women:
1. Judith Korir(KEN) 2:22:30
2. Eunice Chumba(BHR) 2:26:01
3. Immaculate Chemutai(UGA) 2:28:30
4. Abebech Bekele(ETH) 2:29:43
5. Aleksandra Morozova(RUS) 2:33:01
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
23-man shortlist for next six Hall of Fame inductees
Tony Adams, David Beckham, Dennis Bergkamp, Sol Campbell, Eric Cantona, Andrew Cole, Ashley Cole, Didier Drogba, Les Ferdinand, Rio Ferdinand, Robbie Fowler, Steven Gerrard, Roy Keane, Frank Lampard, Matt Le Tissier, Michael Owen, Peter Schmeichel, Paul Scholes, John Terry, Robin van Persie, Nemanja Vidic, Patrick Viera, Ian Wright.
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Brief scores:
Pakistan (1st innings) 181: Babar 71; Olivier 6-37
South Africa (1st innings) 223: Bavuma 53; Amir 4-62
Pakistan (2nd innings) 190: Masood 65, Imam 57; Olivier 5-59
The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en