Today MPVs are one of the best selling types of vehicle in the world. They are beloved by men who convince themselves that they have made something of their lives by looking over rather than through a hedgerow. They are also the choice of mothers the world over who drive safe in the knowledge that the sheer bulbous bulk of an MPV will keep their cherished offspring safe inside whatever the next corner brings.
The fact that any animal, vegetable or mineral that is unfortunate enough to veer into its path is pulverised is, it would seem, beside the point. It is someone or something else's problem, as, we can only assume, is the sooty carbon footprint left from driving a car that is twice as large as necessary. But back in the 1980s everyone drove a saloon, unless we wanted to lug planks of wood or kitchen appliances about in which case you bought a Volvo estate.
It was a simpler, more frugal world where the lack of choice ensured a lack of fuss. If there were more than five passengers you would simply take the train. Then Renault introduced the Espace and life got complicated.
In the early 1980s, it dawned on European car manufacturers that there was a market for a family vehicle that bridged the gap between a car and a van. Such a hybrid would fuse the utility and space of a van with the comfort and performance of a car. It would be a Range Rover for those without the inherited wealth, gravel driveways and adjoining stables of the prosperous provincial farmer.
We now know that such a concept was the motoring equivalent of sliced bread, but back in 1984, when Renault launched its revolutionary Espace, the public were not so sure and only nine models were sold in the first month. But then, as with every cunning invention, people realised that what they had previously considered a luxury was in fact an essential. Of course a family car needed a sliding moon roof and seats that rotated to enable an impromptu picnic. Doubt crept in where once there was cast-iron certainty, or at least, stainless steel cutlery. What were car makers thinking when they forced the fifth and sixth child to look out the back window from a makeshift bench in the boot?
So from inauspicious beginnings the Espace became a legend. Not a thrilling legend like the Court of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table: more of a mundane, everyday legend like the myth that families grew their own sprouts in the war. A quarter of a century later and it is still in production and every inch an automotive icon.
Latterly it has adopted delusions of grandeur that has seen V6 engines, multi-change CD players and head restraint mounted television screens elevate it to executive status, taking it out of the reach of the staunchly moderate, middle income families it was originally designed for.
There is an oft recited idiom that if something ain't broke then don't fix it. But car manufacturers fear being left in the wake of progress and in 25 years the Espace has morphed into several weird and wonderful derivations. Take, for example, the coupe, given the aptly odd name of the Avantime. An MPV coupe is, as we all know, an absurd concept.
Taking away the additional space afforded an MPV by truncating the boot takes away its virtues and serves only to expose its vices. It just leaves you with an elevated driving position and that can be achieved with much less expense by welding a step-ladder to a lawn-mower.
But even the Avantime is trumped by what must rank as one of the zaniest car contraptions of all time: the Espace F1, an MPV that can reach 0-60 mph in less than 3 seconds. There is only one word. Why?
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UAE squad
Rohan Mustafa (captain), Ashfaq Ahmed, Ghulam Shabber, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Boota, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Shaiman Anwar, Ahmed Raza, Imran Haider, Qadeer Ahmed, Mohammed Naveed, Amir Hayat, Zahoor Khan
Getting there
The flights
Flydubai operates up to seven flights a week to Helsinki. Return fares to Helsinki from Dubai start from Dh1,545 in Economy and Dh7,560 in Business Class.
The stay
Golden Crown Igloos in Levi offer stays from Dh1,215 per person per night for a superior igloo; www.leviniglut.net
Panorama Hotel in Levi is conveniently located at the top of Levi fell, a short walk from the gondola. Stays start from Dh292 per night based on two people sharing; www. golevi.fi/en/accommodation/hotel-levi-panorama
Arctic Treehouse Hotel in Rovaniemi offers stays from Dh1,379 per night based on two people sharing; www.arctictreehousehotel.com
Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
25-MAN SQUAD
Goalkeepers: Francis Uzoho, Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Daniel Akpeyi
Defenders: Olaoluwa Aina, Abdullahi Shehu, Chidozie Awaziem, William Ekong, Leon Balogun, Kenneth Omeruo, Jamilu Collins, Semi Ajayi
Midfielders: John Obi Mikel, Wilfred Ndidi, Oghenekaro Etebo, John Ogu
Forwards: Ahmed Musa, Victor Osimhen, Moses Simon, Henry Onyekuru, Odion Ighalo, Alexander Iwobi, Samuel Kalu, Paul Onuachu, Kelechi Iheanacho, Samuel Chukwueze
On Standby: Theophilus Afelokhai, Bryan Idowu, Ikouwem Utin, Mikel Agu, Junior Ajayi, Valentine Ozornwafor
The Energy Research Centre
Founded 50 years ago as a nuclear research institute, scientists at the centre believed nuclear would be the “solution for everything”.
Although they still do, they discovered in 1955 that the Netherlands had a lot of natural gas. “We still had the idea that, by 2000, it would all be nuclear,” said Harm Jeeninga, director of business and programme development at the centre.
"In the 1990s, we found out about global warming so we focused on energy savings and tackling the greenhouse gas effect.”
The energy centre’s research focuses on biomass, energy efficiency, the environment, wind and solar, as well as energy engineering and socio-economic research.
Specs
Engine: Electric motor generating 54.2kWh (Cooper SE and Aceman SE), 64.6kW (Countryman All4 SE)
Power: 218hp (Cooper and Aceman), 313hp (Countryman)
Torque: 330Nm (Cooper and Aceman), 494Nm (Countryman)
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh158,000 (Cooper), Dh168,000 (Aceman), Dh132,000 (Countryman)
Volvo ES90 Specs
Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)
Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp
Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm
On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region
Price: Exact regional pricing TBA
Brief scores
Barcelona 2
Pique 36', Alena 87'
Villarreal 0
Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
Company name: Farmin
Date started: March 2019
Founder: Dr Ali Al Hammadi
Based: Abu Dhabi
Sector: AgriTech
Initial investment: None to date
Partners/Incubators: UAE Space Agency/Krypto Labs
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