• Nissan has upgraded the Patrol Nismo for 2023. All photos: Nissan
    Nissan has upgraded the Patrol Nismo for 2023. All photos: Nissan
  • The latest Nismo has a range of fresh tech
    The latest Nismo has a range of fresh tech
  • No lack of power in the latest Nismo
    No lack of power in the latest Nismo
  • The new centre cluster
    The new centre cluster

Nissan Patrol Nismo 2023: Powerhouse SUV unveiled as Gulf exclusive


Simon Wilgress-Pipe
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Nissan has revealed the 2023 version of its ultimate Patrol, the Nismo.

The carmaker says the new arrival, which has been exclusively designed for customers in the Gulf, is the most powerful and connected of the breed yet.

Like the launch of the standard vehicle earlier this year, this latest Patrol Nismo has largely undergone a technological upgrade, but Nissan has introduced some subtle improvements to significantly up the ante on the previous package.

The manufacturer’s recently introduced digital platform spearheads the main technical innovation.

The system, known as NissanConnect, is controlled via an app that gives users access to a range of new features.

Remote locking and unlocking is now possible, as is starting the engine to cool the cabin ahead of departure. There are also customisable smart alerts for speed and location.

Under the bonnet, the Patrol Nismo remains a behemoth, being powered by a V8 engine that has been tuned up by Nissan’s Takumi craftsmen, a group of five master builders who hand-build the manufacturer’s GT-R engines.

The powertrain produces 428 horsepower and 560Nm of torque.

Inside, the Patrol Nismo has quilted stitching and a black Alcantara steering wheel, while red striping and carbon-fibre inserts give a feeling of sportiness.

The new centre cluster features a 12.3-inch infotainment screen, as well as an ergonomically designed intelligent driving dial.

The cabin also has a 13-speaker Bose sound system, but, for those after a quieter experience, improved noise reduction also gives the driver and passengers a more serene ride.

A new shock absorber setup is in place, which is easy to see as it comes in a yellow colour.

There is an extra side duct in the front bumper and an upgraded roof spoiler, while lighter, 22-inch, two-tone aluminum wheels allow for a smoother ride experience.

The new Nismo Patrol is available for order now, with prices starting at Dh395,000.

Nissan Patrol Super Safari — in pictures

  • The new upgraded 2022 Nissan Patrol Super Safari. All photos: Nissan
    The new upgraded 2022 Nissan Patrol Super Safari. All photos: Nissan
  • The Super Safari showing how at home it is on any surface.
    The Super Safari showing how at home it is on any surface.
  • It's tough on tarmac too.
    It's tough on tarmac too.
  • Let the dune descent commence.
    Let the dune descent commence.
  • The Super Safari has a proud heritage.
    The Super Safari has a proud heritage.
  • The 2022 Super Safari comes with PVC, fabric, or embossed leather seats.
    The 2022 Super Safari comes with PVC, fabric, or embossed leather seats.
  • Greater ground clearance allows the Super Safari to tackle the most challenging climbs and descents.
    Greater ground clearance allows the Super Safari to tackle the most challenging climbs and descents.
  • Good job the windows are shut.
    Good job the windows are shut.
  • The Super Safari has been styled by Nissan as one of the world's most capable off-road vehicles.
    The Super Safari has been styled by Nissan as one of the world's most capable off-road vehicles.
  • Barrelling along on desert roads.
    Barrelling along on desert roads.
  • Heading into the city.
    Heading into the city.
  • Straight-line drive transfer allows shifting from two-wheel-drive to four-wheel-drive with one touch of a lever.
    Straight-line drive transfer allows shifting from two-wheel-drive to four-wheel-drive with one touch of a lever.
  • Aspects of the Super Safari have a welcome, old-school feel.
    Aspects of the Super Safari have a welcome, old-school feel.
  • The 2022 model is even tougher than before.
    The 2022 model is even tougher than before.
  • The Super Safari's rear differential lock allows you to escape from mud or sand by distributing power evenly to the wheels.
    The Super Safari's rear differential lock allows you to escape from mud or sand by distributing power evenly to the wheels.
  • The Super Safari also has a winch, should the worse comes to worst.
    The Super Safari also has a winch, should the worse comes to worst.
  • The Super Safari is a trim line specific to the Middle East.
    The Super Safari is a trim line specific to the Middle East.
  • The Patrol breed has been the UAE’s most popular car.
    The Patrol breed has been the UAE’s most popular car.
ICC Intercontinental Cup

UAE squad Rohan Mustafa (captain), Chirag Suri, Shaiman Anwar, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Saqlain Haider, Ahmed Raza, Mohammed Naveed, Imran Haider, Qadeer Ahmed, Mohammed Boota, Amir Hayat, Ashfaq Ahmed

Fixtures Nov 29-Dec 2

UAE v Afghanistan, Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi

Hong Kong v Papua New Guinea, Sharjah Cricket Stadium

Ireland v Scotland, Dubai International Stadium

Namibia v Netherlands, ICC Academy, Dubai

THE DETAILS

Director: Milan Jhaveri
Producer: Emmay Entertainment and T-Series
Cast: John Abraham, Manoj Bajpayee
Rating: 2/5

German intelligence warnings
  • 2002: "Hezbollah supporters feared becoming a target of security services because of the effects of [9/11] ... discussions on Hezbollah policy moved from mosques into smaller circles in private homes." Supporters in Germany: 800
  • 2013: "Financial and logistical support from Germany for Hezbollah in Lebanon supports the armed struggle against Israel ... Hezbollah supporters in Germany hold back from actions that would gain publicity." Supporters in Germany: 950
  • 2023: "It must be reckoned with that Hezbollah will continue to plan terrorist actions outside the Middle East against Israel or Israeli interests." Supporters in Germany: 1,250 

Source: Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution

Safety 'top priority' for rival hyperloop company

The chief operating officer of Hyperloop Transportation Technologies, Andres de Leon, said his company's hyperloop technology is “ready” and safe.

He said the company prioritised safety throughout its development and, last year, Munich Re, one of the world's largest reinsurance companies, announced it was ready to insure their technology.

“Our levitation, propulsion, and vacuum technology have all been developed [...] over several decades and have been deployed and tested at full scale,” he said in a statement to The National.

“Only once the system has been certified and approved will it move people,” he said.

HyperloopTT has begun designing and engineering processes for its Abu Dhabi projects and hopes to break ground soon. 

With no delivery date yet announced, Mr de Leon said timelines had to be considered carefully, as government approval, permits, and regulations could create necessary delays.

Pad Man

Dir: R Balki

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Sonam Kapoor, Radhika Apte

Three-and-a-half stars

The biog

Birthday: February 22, 1956

Born: Madahha near Chittagong, Bangladesh

Arrived in UAE: 1978

Exercise: At least one hour a day on the Corniche, from 5.30-6am and 7pm to 8pm.

Favourite place in Abu Dhabi? “Everywhere. Wherever you go, you can relax.”

Classification of skills

A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation. 

A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.

The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000. 

Electric scooters: some rules to remember
  • Riders must be 14-years-old or over
  • Wear a protective helmet
  • Park the electric scooter in designated parking lots (if any)
  • Do not leave electric scooter in locations that obstruct traffic or pedestrians
  • Solo riders only, no passengers allowed
  • Do not drive outside designated lanes
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  • Petr Fradkov, head of recently sanctioned Promsvyazbank and son of former head of Russian Foreign Intelligence, the FSB. 
  • Denis Bortnikov, Deputy President of Russia's largest bank VTB. He is the son of Alexander Bortnikov, head of the FSB which was responsible for the poisoning of political activist Alexey Navalny in August 2020 with banned chemical agent novichok.  
  • Yury Slyusar, director of United Aircraft Corporation, a major aircraft manufacturer for the Russian military.
  • Elena Aleksandrovna Georgieva, chair of the board of Novikombank, a state-owned defence conglomerate.
The stats: 2017 Jaguar XJ

Price, base / as tested Dh326,700 / Dh342,700

Engine 3.0L V6

Transmission Eight-speed automatic

Power 340hp @ 6,000pm

Torque 450Nm @ 3,500rpm

Fuel economy, combined 9.1L / 100km

Ovo's tips to find extra heat
  • Open your curtains when it’s sunny 
  • Keep your oven open after cooking  
  • Have a cuddle with pets and loved ones to help stay cosy 
  • Eat ginger but avoid chilli as it makes you sweat 
  • Put on extra layers  
  • Do a few star jumps  
  • Avoid alcohol   
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Updated: February 15, 2023, 7:04 AM