Obviously, even if my house was big enough to accommodate it, I couldn't own one of Zaha Hadid's stunningly seminal works: the Bergisel Ski Jump in Innsbruck or the Rosenthal Center for Contemporary Art in Cincinnati, for instance. Or her Performing Arts Centre, to be built on Saadiyat Island.
So this dining table - this extraordinary, strange and beautiful table - designed by her in 2005 for the British manufacturing company, Established & Sons, is one of the few ways of owning a work by the Pritzker Prize-winning architect.
Few being the operative word: it is a limited edition of only 39 pieces. So coveted is it that one example was sold at auction by Phillips de Pury in 2005 for US$250,000 - way over its list price.
But it's not the rarity or the value of the table that attracts me; it is its mesmerisingly odd, organic form: the undulating, asymmetrical top - almost four metres long - that seems to float above its sinuously curving, fin-like legs.
Made of the glossiest possible black polyurethane, it seems almost liquid as the light catches its contours.
In this, the table perfectly encapsulates Hadid's almost Impressionistic approach to her architecture, which shatters all of the normal rules of space and form.
More than simply odd, though, the table has immense presence; there's something of Darth Vader about its mystery and power. Yet, unlike Vader, it invites you to come close, pull up a chair, even stretch your arms across its surface.
So that's what I do, going to visit the example that sits in Traffic Design Gallery in Dubai as often as I can. Gazing at it from all different angles (and every time, it seems, seeing something different about it). Sometimes stroking it. And secretly hoping that nobody buys it, so I can keep enjoying it.
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Cast: Vicky Kaushal, Akshaye Khanna, Diana Penty, Vineet Kumar Singh, Rashmika Mandanna
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if you go
The flights Fly Dubai, Air Arabia, Emirates, Etihad, and Royal Jordanian all offer direct, three-and-a-half-hour flights from the UAE to the Jordanian capital Amman. Alternatively, from June Fly Dubai will offer a new direct service from Dubai to Aqaba in the south of the country. See the airlines’ respective sites for varying prices or search on reliable price-comparison site Skyscanner.
The trip
Jamie Lafferty was a guest of the Jordan Tourist Board. For more information on adventure tourism in Jordan see Visit Jordan. A number of new and established tour companies offer the chance to go caving, rock-climbing, canyoning, and mountaineering in Jordan. Prices vary depending on how many activities you want to do and how many days you plan to stay in the country. Among the leaders are Terhaal, who offer a two-day canyoning trip from Dh845 per person. If you really want to push your limits, contact the Stronger Team. For a more trek-focused trip, KE Adventure offers an eight-day trip from Dh5,300 per person.
Name: Peter Dicce
Title: Assistant dean of students and director of athletics
Favourite sport: soccer
Favourite team: Bayern Munich
Favourite player: Franz Beckenbauer
Favourite activity in Abu Dhabi: scuba diving in the Northern Emirates
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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The specs: 2018 Alfa Romeo Stelvio
Price, base: Dh198,300
Engine: 2.0L in-line four-cylinder
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 280hp @ 5,250rpm
Torque: 400Nm @ 2,250rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 7L / 100km
The specs: 2017 Lotus Evora Sport 410
Price, base / as tested Dh395,000 / Dh420,000
Engine 3.5L V6
Transmission Six-speed manual
Power 410hp @ 7,000rpm
Torque 420Nm @ 3,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined 9.7L / 100km
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The specs
Engine: 2.9-litre, V6 twin-turbo
Transmission: seven-speed PDK dual clutch automatic
Power: 375bhp
Torque: 520Nm
Price: Dh332,800
On sale: now
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