Wearables are not living up to the hype, in part because, like chatbots, people don't really like using them. Justin Sullivan : Getty
Wearables are not living up to the hype, in part because, like chatbots, people don't really like using them. Justin Sullivan : Getty
Wearables are not living up to the hype, in part because, like chatbots, people don't really like using them. Justin Sullivan : Getty
Wearables are not living up to the hype, in part because, like chatbots, people don't really like using them. Justin Sullivan : Getty

Wearables and chatbots prove not all tech is useful


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Technology industry watchers are probably familiar with the term “trough of disillusionment”.

Coined by the US research firm Gartner, it refers to that period of time when consumer and investor interest wanes in a particular technology after it fails to live up to its initial hype.

Interest may recover over time and the technology may ultimately become a world-changer but not without major improvements or other adjacent developments first taking place.

The trough - preceded in Gartner’s Hype Cycle by the “peak of inflated expectations”, followed by the “slope of enlightenment” and finally the “plateau of productivity” - has become useful shorthand for explaining why technologies fail to catch on, at least temporarily.

But, as with much of the terminology related to tech and the hype surrounding, it has become overused to the point where it can be misleading.

Suggesting that a failing technology simply needs to work out some bugs implies that it will inevitably succeed some day, which unfortunately ignores the possibility that it may not. It could just be bad technology that nobody wants after all.

Wearables come to mind. Not so long ago, analysts were forecasting a rosy future in which everyone would have devices on their wrists that could measure heart rate, oxygen levels and who knows what else - perhaps the weight of the wearer’s mind?

In 2015, when wearable hype was at fever pitch thanks to the launch of the Apple Watch, the analysis firm eMarketer predicted 63.7 million Americans would be using such devices at least once a month. Last year, as it became clear that the category was not catching on, the firm scaled back its estimates to 39.5 million.

With the wearables pioneer Jawbone last month beginning liquidating proceedings after its fitness-tracker product failed to take off, it is safe to assume those estimates will track even lower this year. The technology news website TechCrunch has gone so far as to proclaim Jawbone’s demise as “the end of the wearables industry”.

The tune is similar with chatbots. The peak of inflated expectations was at its highest last April, when Facebook launched the capability for its Messenger chat app.

The chief executive Mark Zuckerberg pitched the bots, which could have automated conversations with users, as the future of customer service. “You’ll never have to call 1-800-flowers again,” he said at the launch event.

Brands flocked to the new feature and spent time and money developing their own custom chatbots, only to learn shortly thereafter that nobody really wanted to use them. A year after Facebook’s splashy launch, nearly 80 per cent of Americans reported never having heard of chatbots.

According to a recent survey by the retail mobile app developer GPShopper, only 9 per cent of respondents believe chatbots will improve their shopping experience, which helps to explain why brands are abandoning them en masse.

Proponents of wearables and chatbots will argue that both are in their respective troughs, that it is still early for them. But that overlooks the larger possibility - or likelihood rather - that they may never be successful. Or at least relatively “never”, as in not any time soon.

Wearables will always have to contend with a plain existential fact - that many people simply do not like wearing extraneous things when they don not have to. That means gizmos but also unnecessary accessories. If it was socially acceptable to not wear trousers in public, for example, the trouser industry would probably collapse.

Chatbots have a similar existential problem in that people either hate talking to robots, typing on their phones or wasting their time in conversations that don not yield useful results. Yet chatbots make them do all those things - that is lot of obstacles for the technology to overcome.

So, which technologies currently at the peak of inflated expectations will be the next to dive into the trough?

Augmented reality (AR), or at least some implementations of it, seems like a good candidate.

AR will certainly have its successes - it will probably be very useful when embedded in car windshields - but disillusionment is likely to set in if anyone tries to build it into glasses, as Apple is reportedly doing. Remember that notion about people not wanting to wear trousers? As someone who wears vision-correcting spectacles, trust me - it goes double for glasses.

AR may already be in the trough after reaching its peak last summer with the smash success of Pokemon Go. The game, which quickly reached a billion downloads, has all but faded from public consciousness and there has yet to be any other AR hit.

Artificially intelligent voice assistants - Google Assistant and Amazon’s Alexa - are also strong candidates for disappointment, considering the hype they are generating.

For my money, these assistants - housed mainly in speakers now but spreading to other devices, appliances and cars this year - are more likely to avoid the trough, or at least a deep one, mainly because they do not force users to conform to their limitations.

Time will obviously tell, but it is important to remember in the meantime that not every technology is destined to revolutionise the world.

Sometimes, new tech fails to find a use and the disappointments around it are just that.

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Other acts on the Jazz Garden bill

Sharrie Williams
The American singer is hugely respected in blues circles due to her passionate vocals and songwriting. Born and raised in Michigan, Williams began recording and touring as a teenage gospel singer. Her career took off with the blues band The Wiseguys. Such was the acclaim of their live shows that they toured throughout Europe and in Africa. As a solo artist, Williams has also collaborated with the likes of the late Dizzy Gillespie, Van Morrison and Mavis Staples.
Lin Rountree
An accomplished smooth jazz artist who blends his chilled approach with R‘n’B. Trained at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, DC, Rountree formed his own band in 2004. He has also recorded with the likes of Kem, Dwele and Conya Doss. He comes to Dubai on the back of his new single Pass The Groove, from his forthcoming 2018 album Stronger Still, which may follow his five previous solo albums in cracking the top 10 of the US jazz charts.
Anita Williams
Dubai-based singer Anita Williams will open the night with a set of covers and swing, jazz and blues standards that made her an in-demand singer across the emirate. The Irish singer has been performing in Dubai since 2008 at venues such as MusicHall and Voda Bar. Her Jazz Garden appearance is career highlight as she will use the event to perform the original song Big Blue Eyes, the single from her debut solo album, due for release soon.

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Starring: Anthony Mackie, Aiysha Hart, Ben Kingsley

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Three-day coronation

Royal purification

The entire coronation ceremony extends over three days from May 4-6, but Saturday is the one to watch. At the time of 10:09am the royal purification ceremony begins. Wearing a white robe, the king will enter a pavilion at the Grand Palace, where he will be doused in sacred water from five rivers and four ponds in Thailand. In the distant past water was collected from specific rivers in India, reflecting the influential blend of Hindu and Buddhist cosmology on the coronation. Hindu Brahmins and the country's most senior Buddhist monks will be present. Coronation practices can be traced back thousands of years to ancient India.

The crown

Not long after royal purification rites, the king proceeds to the Baisal Daksin Throne Hall where he receives sacred water from eight directions. Symbolically that means he has received legitimacy from all directions of the kingdom. He ascends the Bhadrapitha Throne, where in regal robes he sits under a Nine-Tiered Umbrella of State. Brahmins will hand the monarch the royal regalia, including a wooden sceptre inlaid with gold, a precious stone-encrusted sword believed to have been found in a lake in northern Cambodia, slippers, and a whisk made from yak's hair.

The Great Crown of Victory is the centrepiece. Tiered, gold and weighing 7.3 kilograms, it has a diamond from India at the top. Vajiralongkorn will personally place the crown on his own head and then issues his first royal command.

The audience

On Saturday afternoon, the newly-crowned king is set to grant a "grand audience" to members of the royal family, the privy council, the cabinet and senior officials. Two hours later the king will visit the Temple of the Emerald Buddha, the most sacred space in Thailand, which on normal days is thronged with tourists. He then symbolically moves into the Royal Residence.

The procession

The main element of Sunday's ceremonies, streets across Bangkok's historic heart have been blocked off in preparation for this moment. The king will sit on a royal palanquin carried by soldiers dressed in colourful traditional garb. A 21-gun salute will start the procession. Some 200,000 people are expected to line the seven-kilometre route around the city.

Meet the people

On the last day of the ceremony Rama X will appear on the balcony of Suddhaisavarya Prasad Hall in the Grand Palace at 4:30pm "to receive the good wishes of the people". An hour later, diplomats will be given an audience at the Grand Palace. This is the only time during the ceremony that representatives of foreign governments will greet the king.

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Women’s World Series: Australia
Gulf Men’s League: Dubai Exiles
Gulf Men’s Social: Mediclinic Barrelhouse Warriors
Gulf Vets: Jebel Ali Dragons Veterans
Gulf Women: Dubai Sports City Eagles
Gulf Under 19: British School Al Khubairat
Gulf Under 19 Girls: Dubai Exiles
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