At Dh130,000 per night it costs almost as much as a brand new Ford Explorer.
But then again a 4x4 does not come with four bedrooms, a team of personal staff, a swimming pool, cinema, billiards room and a private spa.
The 2,100 square metre St Regis Saadiyat Island Resort royal suite starts taking bookings from next week - and it has already received numerous enquiries.
"We have had a lot without even publishing it," said Marwan Fadel, the St Regis area director of sales and marketing for Abu Dhabi and Dubai new developments.
"We started having inquiries about clients coming over for Formula One. They heard that we had a royal suite. They asked is it available? We want to book it. That's why we are confident."
So what will guests get for their money?
They do not have to use the same hotel entrance as the rest of us, for a start. Separate doors take guests to a lift with direct access to the duplex.
Once inside, guests are met with a grand staircase and a living room with sea views and seating for up to 12 people in addition to a crystal chess set and Steinway and Sons piano.
Off to the side is a dining area and a pantry behind closed doors. On the same floor there is an office, powder room, swimming pool, terrace, a cinema with eight seats, a billiards room, a suite and a twin bedroom for staff.
The master suite is downstairs along with a private spa and a super large shower.
But if you only bring your husband or wife and therefore require just one bedroom you will get a discount, making the price Dh90,000 a night, said Mr Fadel.
"It's not going to be treated as a normal room in that the occupancy is [not] going to be 100 per cent," he added.
"It will be more quality rather than quantity. [But] coming into the high season, coming into the Russian vacation and coming into Eid we do expect a lot of requests"
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Globalization and its Discontents Revisited
Joseph E. Stiglitz
W. W. Norton & Company
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Preparation time: 5 to 10 minutes
Cooking time: 5 minutes
Serves 4
Ingredients
180ml extra virgin olive oil; 4 to 5 large cloves of garlic, minced or pureed (or 3 to 4 garlic scapes, roughly chopped); 1 or 2 small hot red chillies, dried (or ¼ teaspoon dried red chilli flakes); 400g raw prawns, deveined, heads removed and tails left intact; a generous splash of sweet chilli vinegar; sea salt flakes for seasoning; a small handful of fresh flat-leaf parsley, roughly chopped
Method
▶ Heat the oil in a terracotta dish or frying pan. Once the oil is sizzling hot, add the garlic and chilli, stirring continuously for about 10 seconds until golden and aromatic.
▶ Add a splash of sweet chilli vinegar and as it vigorously simmers, releasing perfumed aromas, add the prawns and cook, stirring a few times.
▶ Once the prawns turn pink, after 1 or 2 minutes of cooking, remove from the heat and season with sea salt flakes.
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SUNDERLAND 2002-03
No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.
SUNDERLAND 2005-06
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HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19
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ASTON VILLA 2015-16
Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.
FULHAM 2018-19
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LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.
BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66
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