To woo expat customers, Byblos Bank, one of Lebanon’s 14 so-called Alpha Banks (those with deposits of over US$2 billion), has produced a surprisingly uncheesy TV ad, designed to tug at the heartstrings and convince some of the millions of homesick Lebanese living abroad to buy a bolthole back in the old country.
The 1.39 minute clip is lush and slick and it makes a decent stab at breaking down my heavily buttressed walls of cynicism. It depicts the, albeit sometimes predictable, charm of daily life in our tiny, troubled nation, drawing on, among other things, grandma’s cooking, family dining, finding a plumber on a Sunday (who knew that was such a big-ticket item?), eating manoushe after clubbing; Lebanese cab drivers’ charming habit of touting for trade by honking their horn at all and sundry and even the bizarre ritual of slapping the back of a young man’s neck after a haircut.
At one point the earnest narrator posits: “No other country looks like your country”. I’m not sure if he means that Lebanon is particularly unique or that we all have an unconditional attachment to our nation, no matter which one it is. Either way, the bank is doing what it has to do. The local housing market is decidedly sluggish with a huge stock of unsold properties in Beirut and its environs, a large part of which were originally destined for Arab investors. That boat sailed long ago, and despite what local analysts would have you believe, there are now discounts of up to 30 per cent for cash buyers. But cash buyers are holding fire for the moment, so it is understandable that banks, especially those holding debt, are keen to reignite the market.
So far so good, but the government isn’t making it easy to coax expat money at a time when the brain drain is at an all-time high and people at home are feeling the pinch with escalating inflation and a contracting job market. Meanwhile, figures released by Banque du Liban show that expatriate remittances are at a periodic high, totalling $7.62bn in 2016, an increase of 1.8 per cent from the previous year. As one wag pointed out, it would be equally easy (and probably more honest) to make a film about why we should all get out of Lebanon for good. Let’s face it, nothing works; there is no real law and order, corruption is through the roof and, if doctors and environmentalists are to be believed, so are the rates of cancer, due owing to what can only be described as systemic state-sponsored environmental vandalism.
And yet as the film pleasingly points out, there is a lot of inherent good to be found in Lebanon. I have always argued that the country has the potential to be a vibrant and prosperous boutique economy to rival Singapore and Hong Kong. It has a hard working, highly educated, multi-lingual, outward-looking population that in the best possible way has aped the habits and styles of the West and, blending them with the spirit of the Levant, has fashioned a captivating culture with which the rest of the world is apparently entirely at home.
There are those who believe that the real power in Lebanon rests with the banks. It’s hardly the stuff of conspiracy theory. For thousands of years those with the money have wielded the power and in Lebanon the banks hold assets worth over $500bn, roughly 350 per cent of GDP. The sector has high liquidity and solid capital adequacy, and as such plays a key role in keeping the economy afloat, not least by funding the roughly $70bn public debt (from which it is happy to reap annual interest of around $5bn). The sector could do more to force the state to get a grip on its economic obligations, but then again roughly 30 per cent of the ownership of Lebanon’s banks is drawn from the political class, so there’s a massive conflict of interest. Plus ca change.
In the meantime, you can get favourable rates on a second home.
Michael Karam is a freelance writer who lives between Beirut and Brighton.
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The Matrix Resurrections
Director: Lana Wachowski
Stars: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Jessica Henwick
Rating:****
Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
Dhadak 2
Director: Shazia Iqbal
Starring: Siddhant Chaturvedi, Triptii Dimri
Rating: 1/5
The Bio
Favourite holiday destination: Either Kazakhstan or Montenegro. I’ve been involved in events in both countries and they are just stunning.
Favourite book: I am a huge of Robin Cook’s medical thrillers, which I suppose is quite apt right now. My mother introduced me to them back home in New Zealand.
Favourite film or television programme: Forrest Gump is my favourite film, that’s never been up for debate. I love watching repeats of Mash as well.
Inspiration: My late father moulded me into the man I am today. I would also say disappointment and sadness are great motivators. There are times when events have brought me to my knees but it has also made me determined not to let them get the better of me.
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
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Brief scores:
Toss: South Africa, chose to field
Pakistan: 177 & 294
South Africa: 431 & 43-1
Man of the Match: Faf du Plessis (South Africa)
Series: South Africa lead three-match series 2-0
THE DETAILS
Kaala
Dir: Pa. Ranjith
Starring: Rajinikanth, Huma Qureshi, Easwari Rao, Nana Patekar
Rating: 1.5/5
The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
Tree of Hell
Starring: Raed Zeno, Hadi Awada, Dr Mohammad Abdalla
Director: Raed Zeno
Rating: 4/5
We Weren’t Supposed to Survive But We Did
We weren’t supposed to survive but we did.
We weren’t supposed to remember but we did.
We weren’t supposed to write but we did.
We weren’t supposed to fight but we did.
We weren’t supposed to organise but we did.
We weren’t supposed to rap but we did.
We weren’t supposed to find allies but we did.
We weren’t supposed to grow communities but we did.
We weren’t supposed to return but WE ARE.
Amira Sakalla
Company profile
Company name: Nestrom
Started: 2017
Co-founders: Yousef Wadi, Kanaan Manasrah and Shadi Shalabi
Based: Jordan
Sector: Technology
Initial investment: Close to $100,000
Investors: Propeller, 500 Startups, Wamda Capital, Agrimatico, Techstars and some angel investors
The biog
Name: Abeer Al Bah
Born: 1972
Husband: Emirati lawyer Salem Bin Sahoo, since 1992
Children: Soud, born 1993, lawyer; Obaid, born 1994, deceased; four other boys and one girl, three months old
Education: BA in Elementary Education, worked for five years in a Dubai school
At a glance
Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.
Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year
Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month
Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30
Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse
Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth
Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances
Essentials
The flights
Etihad (etihad.ae) and flydubai (flydubai.com) fly direct to Baku three times a week from Dh1,250 return, including taxes.
The stay
A seven-night “Fundamental Detox” programme at the Chenot Palace (chenotpalace.com/en) costs from €3,000 (Dh13,197) per person, including taxes, accommodation, 3 medical consultations, 2 nutritional consultations, a detox diet, a body composition analysis, a bio-energetic check-up, four Chenot bio-energetic treatments, six Chenot energetic massages, six hydro-aromatherapy treatments, six phyto-mud treatments, six hydro-jet treatments and access to the gym, indoor pool, sauna and steam room. Additional tests and treatments cost extra.
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
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The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
Labour dispute
The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.
- Abdullah Ishnaneh, Partner, BSA Law
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Zayed Sustainability Prize