The late Hollywood director Sam Goldwyn once cracked: “The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
The amusing little aphorism came back to me after a recent phone conversation with a public relations executive.
We were discussing a client of his – big Dubai name, although it shall remain nameless, as shall he – and I’d offered a critique of said client’s business strategy and achievements over a number of years.
I don’t really think I believed all of my critique, but was working on the “devil’s advocate” technique of journalism, that is, to come out with something outrageously negative and see what reaction it provokes.
The PR launched into a defence of his client that blew me away. All my negative points were answered satisfactorily, plus a couple of negatives he’d thrown in that I hadn’t even considered. The “spokesman” was obviously well on top of his brief, and I told him so.
But then he clouded the water by adding: “This isn’t PR, this is me believing it.” The Goldwyn alarm bells began to rang immediately. Was he faking it?
The declaration that his views were not just part of an advocate’s eloquent spiel, but actually reflected his personal convictions, made me more suspicious of them.
Or was it all a double bluff? Was his declaration of personal sincerity sincere or faked?
I think I’d rather be on the safe, familiar ground where a PR pretends to back his client’s track-record/reputation/creditworthiness, and I pretend to believe him, rather than having to weigh his genuine convictions against my professional scepticism.
The other conversation was equally perplexing.
Occasionally, as someone who’s been around UAE media for a few years now, I get a call from a PR seeking my opinion of an issue, a company, or an individual.
It’s usually a prelude to pitching for new business, or making a new hiring, and I’m happy to give my half-baked views where I can.
In this case, it was a hiring. The firm – again, no names – was considering hiring an individual I knew and was looking for an honest appraisal. I said bluntly that I thought the person concerned would have little credibility with journalists.
“We’re not too bothered about that, as long as he’s good with the clients, and we think he will be,” came the PR man’s reply.
Well, OK, I understand that the PR business isn’t what the Americans call a not-for-profit, working unpaid towards the goal of better communication and public transparency.
We all have to make a living, PR men as well as journalists, and the clients, after all, pay the big bills. But PR firms should ask themselves why they’re in the business at all. Surely the job is to help clients communicate with the world at large – shareholders, stakeholders, employees, governments – via newspapers, online, social media and all the rest of the media. If they give up on one end of it – ie the media – they’re letting the clients down too, simply by not fulfilling that part of the contract.
A very wise PR man once said it was “bad manners to get between the client and the footlights”, meaning the activities of the PR business should not obstruct the audience’s view of the client.
I’d always assumed the media was part of the audience in this scenario, but now it seems the poor old hacks are outside the theatre altogether, in the cold, peering through the stage door in pathetic hope of a glimpse.
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2. Ireland - Played 3, Won 2, Lost 1, Points 11
3. Scotland - Played 2, Won 1, Lost 1, Points 5
Remaining fixtures
Scotland v Russia – Wednesday, 11.15am
Ireland v Samoa – Saturday, 2.45pm
Japan v Scotland – Sunday, 2.45pm
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
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Top New Zealand cop on policing the virtual world
New Zealand police began closer scrutiny of social media and online communities after the attacks on two mosques in March, the country's top officer said.
The killing of 51 people in Christchurch and wounding of more than 40 others shocked the world. Brenton Tarrant, a suspected white supremacist, was accused of the killings. His trial is ongoing and he denies the charges.
Mike Bush, commissioner of New Zealand Police, said officers looked closely at how they monitored social media in the wake of the tragedy to see if lessons could be learned.
“We decided that it was fit for purpose but we need to deepen it in terms of community relationships, extending them not only with the traditional community but the virtual one as well," he told The National.
"We want to get ahead of attacks like we suffered in New Zealand so we have to challenge ourselves to be better."
The alternatives
• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.
• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.
• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.
• 2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.
• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases - but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.
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