As the film's original working title, D-Notice, suggests, this story is about much more than a bank robbery. Loosely based on a real 1971 robbery, it sees a group of East End robbers hired by the UK's secret service to steal a safety-deposit box containing compromising photographs of Princess Margaret. However, the daring cockneys end up in a world of pain when they discover among their loot the secrets of half of London's seediest criminals and bent policemen.
With a story this stunningly good, The Bank Job should be taking it's place alongside The Long Good Friday, Get Carter and other great British crime capers. But it falls short. With the exception of David Suchet as the Soho sleaze merchant Lew Vogel, a decent performance is hard to find in the film. The leading man Jason Statham's monotone delivery is so stiff it is difficult to feel much empathy for his character or the plight of his family and friends. His performance might cut it in a Guy Ritchie-penned black comedy, but without witty dialogue or a strong supporting cast what is left here is somewhat lifeless. Unfortunately, a riveting narrative and a brilliant recreation of 1970s London is also let down by tediously slow direction, with the pace of a TV drama. An opportunity missed.
ogood@thenational.ae
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What can victims do?
Always use only regulated platforms
Stop all transactions and communication on suspicion
Save all evidence (screenshots, chat logs, transaction IDs)
Report to local authorities
Warn others to prevent further harm
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THE BIO
Favourite car: Koenigsegg Agera RS or Renault Trezor concept car.
Favourite book: I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes or Red Notice by Bill Browder.
Biggest inspiration: My husband Nik. He really got me through a lot with his positivity.
Favourite holiday destination: Being at home in Australia, as I travel all over the world for work. It’s great to just hang out with my husband and family.
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Tuesday, October 29
Qualifier one, 2.10pm – Netherlands v UAE
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Wednesday, October 30
Qualifier three, 2.10pm – Scotland v loser of qualifier one
Qualifier four, 7.30pm – Hong Kong v loser of qualifier two
Thursday, October 31
Fifth-place playoff, 2.10pm – winner of qualifier three v winner of qualifier four
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Third-place playoff, 2.10pm
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6.30pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-1 Group 1 (PA) Dh119,373 (Dirt) 1,600m
Winner: Brraq, Adrie de Vries (jockey), Jean-Claude Pecout (trainer)
7.05pm: Handicap (TB) Dh102,500 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Taamol, Connor Beasley, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
7.40pm: Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 (Turf) 1,800m
Winner: Eqtiraan, Connor Beasley, Ali Rashid Al Raihe.
8.15pm: UAE 1000 Guineas Trial (TB) Dh183,650 (D) 1,400m
Winner: Soft Whisper, Pat Cosgrave, Saeed bin Suroor.
9.50pm: Handicap (TB) Dh105,000 (D) 1,600m
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9.25pm: Handicap (TB) Dh95,000 (T) 1,000m
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