Stand-up comedy can be a powerful platform for making people think, and at this year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe, many topical comedians are tackling the omnipresent issue of Islamophobia. But only one act, a relative newcomer, is making that theme an immersive experience for the audience.
TEZ Talks is the debut Edinburgh show by British Muslim Tez Ilyas. As the title suggests, it resembles TED Talks, the popular conference lecture series. The nature of this lecture, however, turns out to be an Islamophobe's worst nightmare.
“What I do is endow my audience as potential converts to Islam,” the comic explains, a few hours before his show. “I recap with them the fact that they’ve just been on this year-long Conversion to Islam course and before they can graduate, take the pledge and actually convert, there’s this one final bonus module. It’s a talk on integration, so they can properly integrate into British society.”
Ilyas's bold show openly tackles one of the regular tactics used by anti-Islam groups: wild accusations that Muslims are surreptitiously taking over the West. TEZ Talks takes us into a mythical world where that might indeed be happening – and everything is fine. The likeable comic defuses numerous misconceptions about Islam via his Tez Commandments: 10 Useful Tips for Muslims Living in the West.
One seemingly inflammatory Tez Commandment is “Do Jihad”, but Ilyas then explains that to him, jihad means to strive and struggle, not ignite a holy war.
It's one of many enlightening moments – and rather than alienate or intimidate its predominantly white audience, TEZ Talks actually seems to bring everyone closer together. It's a fascinating social experiment.
“There were some things I really wanted to say,” says Ilyas, admitting that traditional stand-up comedy was not a suitable medium.
“I’ve seen a few ethnic comics do this,” says Ilyas, “where they slightly alienate the audience”.
Putting people in Ilyas’s shoes proves much more effective, although he admits that getting the show to this stage has been a challenge. While workshopping it before the festival, audiences were not always accepting of his approach.
“Originally, I wanted to do a really dark show but I realised, ‘people won’t laugh’ – and I can’t do 25 nights where people are uncomfortable,” says the comic, who tested an early version at a festival in Brighton. “I did three nights. The first two, I really struggled. I was almost ready to give up on the concept. I thought: ‘People just aren’t buying it.’ They were getting really uncomfortable with it.”
So he completely rewrote the script and made it funnier. The reboot is actually “quite silly” – until the final 10 minutes, when the tone unexpectedly shifts, and Ilyas gives a heartfelt speech about the real difficulties of life as a Muslim in the West.
“It’s a monologue, where we bring the lights down slightly as well, and say: ‘This is how I feel.’”
And it seems those sombre final minutes have been resonating with audience members, who seem able to shift their moods along with Ilyas.
“Yeah, I have had that,” he says. “People in tears.”
Responses and reviews have been very positive so far and Ilyas is considering developing the idea beyond the stage, which is a significant step for a debut.
“Honestly, I just wanted to write a really funny show that was satirical and that I was proud of,” he says. “But I’ve always wanted my comedy to have a point.”
• TEZ Talks continues at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe until Sunday
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If you go
The flights
Emirates (www.emirates.com) and Etihad (www.etihad.com) both fly direct to Bengaluru, with return fares from Dh 1240. From Bengaluru airport, Coorg is a five-hour drive by car.
The hotels
The Tamara (www.thetamara.com) is located inside a working coffee plantation and offers individual villas with sprawling views of the hills (tariff from Dh1,300, including taxes and breakfast).
When to go
Coorg is an all-year destination, with the peak season for travel extending from the cooler months between October and March.
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ESSENTIALS
The flights
Fly Etihad or Emirates from the UAE to Moscow from 2,763 return per person return including taxes.
Where to stay
Trips on the Golden Eagle Trans-Siberian cost from US$16,995 (Dh62,414) per person, based on two sharing.
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The Nobel Prize was created by wealthy Swedish chemist and entrepreneur Alfred Nobel.
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- Nobel is best known as the inventor of dynamite, but also wrote poetry and drama and could speak Russian, French, English and German by the age of 17. The five original prize categories reflect the interests closest to his heart.
- Nobel died in 1896 but it took until 1901, following a legal battle over his will, before the first prizes were awarded.
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Started: 2013
Founder: Ulugbek Yuldashev
Sector: e-commerce
Size: 600 plus
Stage: still in talks with VCs
Principal Investors: self-financed by founder
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
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December 2024
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May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
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November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE