Emily Blunt and Ewan McGregor play an investment consultant and a British civil servant in Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Courtesy CBS
Emily Blunt and Ewan McGregor play an investment consultant and a British civil servant in Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Courtesy CBS

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen waters down political satire



Director: Lasse Hallström
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Emily Blunt, Amr Waked and Kristin Scott Thomas
**

Fans of Paul Torday's political satire Salmon Fishing in the Yemen will be left disappointed by Lasse Hallström's adaptation of the novel. It takes the sharp edges of the book, which poke fun at the complexities between the relationships of western governments and rich Middle Eastern states, and repackages the story as a romantic comedy.

Hallström, the Swedish-born director behind Chocolat, is a master of light-hearted crowd-pleasers. But in concentrating on the relationship between the likeable British civil servant Dr Alfred Jones (Ewan McGregor) and the investment consultant Harriet (Emily Blunt), he relegates the more interesting characters to supporting roles, mainly Sheikh Muhammed (Amr Waked), who wants to build a salmon farm in the desert, and the British government spin doctor Patricia Maxwell.

All of the characters are cliches of some sort. Dr Jones is a small fish in a big pond. A nebbish, bookish fisheries expert, he is naturally cautious, stuck in a dull but manageable relationship and initially sceptical about the possibility of building a salmon river on the Arabian Peninsula, but the challenge brings out all his best attributes. He needs them since he's rather taken by the sheikh's beguiling fixer Harriet, who says all the right things and knows etiquette, both British and Arab. Her fellow has gone missing in action in Afghanistan, one of the many touches that incorporate current affairs into the story without really making any cutting or worthwhile comment apart from on the vagaries of the heart.

The sheikh is all goodwill and doe-eyed mysticism. He should be ripe for comedy but, unfortunately, he's designed not to offend, so his blandness eventually starts to grate. It's such a shame for a character and a performance that deserve a bit more dimension.

The government communications director Maxwell is the saving grace. Clearly based on Alastair Campbell, she spits venom and pulls the strings in a rare but effective comic turn from Kristin Scott Thomas. Cajoling the prime minister to her way of thinking, she sees the venture as an opportunity for a rare bit of good PR between the British government and a Muslim country. If only the director had a bit more of her cutting attitude.

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At a glance

Global events: Much of the UK’s economic woes were blamed on “increased global uncertainty”, which can be interpreted as the economic impact of the Ukraine war and the uncertainty over Donald Trump’s tariffs.

 

Growth forecasts: Cut for 2025 from 2 per cent to 1 per cent. The OBR watchdog also estimated inflation will average 3.2 per cent this year

 

Welfare: Universal credit health element cut by 50 per cent and frozen for new claimants, building on cuts to the disability and incapacity bill set out earlier this month

 

Spending cuts: Overall day-to day-spending across government cut by £6.1bn in 2029-30 

 

Tax evasion: Steps to crack down on tax evasion to raise “£6.5bn per year” for the public purse

 

Defence: New high-tech weaponry, upgrading HM Naval Base in Portsmouth

 

Housing: Housebuilding to reach its highest in 40 years, with planning reforms helping generate an extra £3.4bn for public finances

Countries offering golden visas

UK
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Germany
Investing or establishing a business in Germany offers you a residence permit, which eventually leads to citizenship. The investment must meet an economic need and you have to have lived in Germany for five years to become a citizen.

Italy
The scheme is designed for foreign investors committed to making a significant contribution to the economy. Requires a minimum investment of €250,000 which can rise to €2 million.

Switzerland
Residence Programme offers residence to applicants and their families through economic contributions. The applicant must agree to pay an annual lump sum in tax.

Canada
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May 13, v Malaysia
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Age: 35

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Favourite hobbies: Art and horseback ridding

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Favourite cuisine: Definitely Emirati - harees is my favourite dish

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Bobby Grudziecki, chief operating officer of Frank Porter, identifies the five most popular areas in Dubai for those looking to make the most out of their properties and the rates owners can secure:

• Dubai Marina

The Marina and Jumeirah Beach Residence are popular locations, says Mr Grudziecki, due to their closeness to the beach, restaurants and hotels.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh482 to Dh739 
Two bedroom: Dh627 to Dh960 
Three bedroom: Dh721 to Dh1,104

• Downtown

Within walking distance of the Dubai Mall, Burj Khalifa and the famous fountains, this location combines business and leisure.  “Sure it’s for tourists,” says Mr Grudziecki. “Though Downtown [still caters to business people] because it’s close to Dubai International Financial Centre."

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh497 to Dh772
Two bedroom: Dh646 to Dh1,003
Three bedroom: Dh743 to Dh1,154

• City Walk

The rising star of the Dubai property market, this area is lined with pristine sidewalks, boutiques and cafes and close to the new entertainment venue Coca Cola Arena.  “Downtown and Marina are pretty much the same prices,” Mr Grudziecki says, “but City Walk is higher.”

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh524 to Dh809 
Two bedroom: Dh682 to Dh1,052 
Three bedroom: Dh784 to Dh1,210 

• Jumeirah Lake Towers

Dubai Marina’s little brother JLT resides on the other side of Sheikh Zayed road but is still close enough to beachside outlets and attractions. The big selling point for Airbnb renters, however, is that “it’s cheaper than Dubai Marina”, Mr Grudziecki says.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh422 to Dh629 
Two bedroom: Dh549 to Dh818 
Three bedroom: Dh631 to Dh941

• Palm Jumeirah

Palm Jumeirah's proximity to luxury resorts is attractive, especially for big families, says Mr Grudziecki, as Airbnb renters can secure competitive rates on one of the world’s most famous tourist destinations.

Frank Porter’s average Airbnb rent:
One bedroom: Dh503 to Dh770 
Two bedroom: Dh654 to Dh1,002 
Three bedroom: Dh752 to Dh1,152 

Du Football Champions

The fourth season of du Football Champions was launched at Gitex on Wednesday alongside the Middle East’s first sports-tech scouting platform.“du Talents”, which enables aspiring footballers to upload their profiles and highlights reels and communicate directly with coaches, is designed to extend the reach of the programme, which has already attracted more than 21,500 players in its first three years.