Film review: Jackie Chan struggles to stay on track with lacklustre Railroad Tigers


Kaleem Aftab
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Railroad Tigers

Director: Ding Sheng

Stars: Jackie Chan, Huang Zitao, Wang Kai, Darren Wang

Two-and-a-half stars

The recent career trajectory of Jackie Chan is following a similar path to that of another ageing icon, Sylvester Stallone, with whom he will reportedly shoot the film Ex-Baghdad in the UAE this year.

Like Stallone, Chan is largely living off past glories, with just fleeting glimpses of the action-hero persona that made him an international superstar in his prime.

Nonetheless, both have managed their careers in such a way that the lessening of their physical prowess has been compensated for through their use of comedy, charm and feelings of nostalgia.

Consequently, it is pretty easy to cheer Chan in Railroad Tigers, even though he mostly leaves the stunts and fighting to younger cohorts in this action-comedy set during the second Sino-Japanese conflict.

Railroad Tigers wants to attract younger audiences as well as long-time Chan fans, so the emphasis is more on comedy than action, with the fight scenes more of the Raiders of the Lost Ark variety rather than the gritty realism of Saving Private Ryan. Given its family-entertainment credentials, then, it is easy to see why it is being released over Eid.

The loveable, bumbling Chinese-resistance heroes led by Chan must blow up a bridge before a steam train carrying Japanese military supplies can cross it. As they try to do this, they use everyday items such as flour and fruit to fight the evil gun-toting Japanese soldiers.

The plot borrows heavily from The Bridge on the River Kwai, which is told in the comic style of Buster Keaton’s The General – but it is nowhere near as good as both of them.

The story is painted in broad strokes. Every character is introduced through a cartoon that reveals details about them. We find out their name, occupation and catchphrase, but you have to be an amazing speed-reader to catch all the details – such is the breakneck pace at which they flash up on screen.

This is a movie that does not want you to think too much, lest you notice all its faults. It is a silly caper with the emphasis on action choreography and big set pieces – which would be fine if the choreography and CGI were not so lacklustre. China – like the rest of the world – still struggles to match Hollywood when it comes to blockbuster movies.

Director Ding Sheng previously worked with Chan on Little Big Soldier  (2010) and Police Story: Lockdown (2013). Railroad Tigers is not as good as either of those films. It has its moments and is just about fun enough for kids, but is too banal for adults.

• Railroad Tigers will be in cinemas from tomorrow

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

Australia (15-1): Israel Folau; Dane Haylett-Petty, Reece Hodge, Kurtley Beale, Marika Koroibete; Bernard Foley, Will Genia; David Pocock, Michael Hooper (capt), Lukhan Tui; Adam Coleman, Izack Rodda; Sekope Kepu, Tatafu Polota-Nau, Tom Robertson.

Replacements: Tolu Latu, Allan Alaalatoa, Taniela Tupou, Rob Simmons, Pete Samu, Nick Phipps, Matt Toomua, Jack Maddocks.

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Five ways to get fit like Craig David (we tried for seven but ran out of time)

Start the week as you mean to go on. So get your training on strong on a Monday.

Train hard, but don’t take it all so seriously that it gets to the point where you’re not having fun and enjoying your friends and your family and going out for nice meals and doing that stuff.

Think about what you’re training or eating a certain way for — don’t, for example, get a six-pack to impress somebody else or lose weight to conform to society’s norms. It’s all nonsense.

Get your priorities right.

And last but not least, you should always, always chill on Sundays.

Red flags
  • Promises of high, fixed or 'guaranteed' returns.
  • Unregulated structured products or complex investments often used to bypass traditional safeguards.
  • Lack of clear information, vague language, no access to audited financials.
  • Overseas companies targeting investors in other jurisdictions - this can make legal recovery difficult.
  • Hard-selling tactics - creating urgency, offering 'exclusive' deals.

Courtesy: Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching

Sukuk

An Islamic bond structured in a way to generate returns without violating Sharia strictures on prohibition of interest.

THE SPECS

Engine: 6.0-litre, twin-turbocharged W12

Transmission: eight-speed automatic

Power: 626bhp

Torque: 900Nm

Price: Dh1,050,000

On sale: now

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Director: Kaouther Ben Hania

Rating: 4/5