Reading is a pastime like exercise – I have had bouts of intensive activity throughout my life, but have had an equally lethargic amounts of time where I enjoyed doing and reading, nothing. The books that have stayed close to my heart have been ones that make me laugh.
Unreliable Memoirs by Clive James (1980)
James’ classic opened my eyes to the dangers that lurk, seemingly, everywhere in Australia, but shown through the lens of an infant that holds no fear. The book’s title allows its author to embroider and embellish his true (ish) tales of growing up in and around the bush with the warm and perceptive eye of Australia’s favourite satirist and scoffer-in-chief.
My Booky Wook by Russel Brand (2007)
While Brand isn’t to everyone’s taste for a myriad of reasons, his first autobiographical volume had me in tears of mirth… the sort of laughter where you have to stop reading because you are sitting on the Underground looking like you’re having a fit. The man has huge appetites for many things and luckily for his readers, he also has a gift for storytelling.
Flashman by George MacDonald Fraser (1969)
The first in a series of 12 delightful and absorbing books. I’m not sure there is a greater pleasure than being educated and entertained at the same time, although Flashy would probably disagree. The books take the bully from Tom Brown’s Schooldays and put him at the centre of the huge historical happenings in the Victorian era.
Notes From A Small Island by Bill Bryson (1995)
It’s very hard writing comedy, but it’s harder to write something that centres on travel but ends up making you laugh – and Bill Bryson nails it every time. The American looks at Britain from the eyes of a stranger and an Anglophile. His ear for differences in dialect and the nuances of British life make British expats wish they were back home, but also glad they left.
Puckoon by Spike Milligan (1963)
Written by one of Britain’s (Ireland’s) most famous comedians, this is a brilliantly sculpted piece of nonsense.
Milligan explores the complex maze of the “Irish Question” through the eyes of a lazy delinquent highlighting the contradictions of religion, politics and the armed services. A very different take on a thorny problem.
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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
Water waste
In the UAE’s arid climate, small shrubs, bushes and flower beds usually require about six litres of water per square metre, daily. That increases to 12 litres per square metre a day for small trees, and 300 litres for palm trees.
Horticulturists suggest the best time for watering is before 8am or after 6pm, when water won't be dried up by the sun.
A global report published by the Water Resources Institute in August, ranked the UAE 10th out of 164 nations where water supplies are most stretched.
The Emirates is the world’s third largest per capita water consumer after the US and Canada.
The specs
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Transmission: n/a
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How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
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What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
The biog
Name: Timothy Husband
Nationality: New Zealand
Education: Degree in zoology at The University of Sydney
Favourite book: Lemurs of Madagascar by Russell A Mittermeier
Favourite music: Billy Joel
Weekends and holidays: Talking about animals or visiting his farm in Australia
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Director: Siddharth Anand
Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Tiger Shroff, Ashutosh Rana, Vaani Kapoor
Rating: Two out of five stars
Manikarnika: The Queen of Jhansi
Director: Kangana Ranaut, Krish Jagarlamudi
Producer: Zee Studios, Kamal Jain
Cast: Kangana Ranaut, Ankita Lokhande, Danny Denzongpa, Atul Kulkarni
Rating: 2.5/5
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Three tips from La Perle's performers
1 The kind of water athletes drink is important. Gwilym Hooson, a 28-year-old British performer who is currently recovering from knee surgery, found that out when the company was still in Studio City, training for 12 hours a day. “The physio team was like: ‘Why is everyone getting cramps?’ And then they realised we had to add salt and sugar to the water,” he says.
2 A little chocolate is a good thing. “It’s emergency energy,” says Craig Paul Smith, La Perle’s head coach and former Cirque du Soleil performer, gesturing to an almost-empty open box of mini chocolate bars on his desk backstage.
3 Take chances, says Young, who has worked all over the world, including most recently at Dragone’s show in China. “Every time we go out of our comfort zone, we learn a lot about ourselves,” she says.
Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
UK’s AI plan
- AI ambassadors such as MIT economist Simon Johnson, Monzo cofounder Tom Blomfield and Google DeepMind’s Raia Hadsell
- £10bn AI growth zone in South Wales to create 5,000 jobs
- £100m of government support for startups building AI hardware products
- £250m to train new AI models
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