A cheeky Star Wars fan out in the world of the internet has reimagined the original Star Wars as a Quentin Tarantino film, and pasted their fictional trailer on YouTube. Chicken Feet Films' Bobby Burns, whose previous work includes If Frozen Was A Horror Movie, has already clocked up over 300,000 views on YouTube since the trailer was posted two days ago.
Predictably – particularly in the bear pit that is the YouTube comments section – fanboys of both Tarantino and George Lucas are up in arms, but I have to say, I’d go and see it!
Decide for yourself.
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