Almost two years after Brad Pitt and his crew touched down in Abu Dhabi for the month-long shooting of David Michod's Afghan war satire War Machine in the capital and Ras Al Khaimah, the movie finally hit our screens on Friday, May 27.
It isn't the streaming giant Netflix's first foray into feature films – that honour fell to 2015's critically acclaimed, Idris Elba-starring Beats of No Nation - while Ricki Gervais and Adam Sandler are among other big stars to have appeared in Netflix's movie portfolio to date.
It is, however, one of the most eagerly anticipated films from Netflix, and not just by audiences keen to do a bit of UAE-landmark spotting, or the 2,000 or so local extras keen to catch a glimpse of themselves on the (small) big screen.
With a $60 million (Dh240 million) budget, the film may not be quite on blockbuster level, but for what would in the past have classed as a ‘made for TV’ movie, the figures are impressive, and when it comes to Hollywood big guns, they don’t come much bigger than Pitt, and a supporting cast including the likes of Ben Kingsley and Tilda Swinton.
So what is the verdict? Location spotters aren’t given too much to do. The movie opens and closes in Abu Dhabi Airport, though as a location it’s not exactly critical to the narrative, merely a place where our protaganists arrive in the region.
The other UAE locations are mostly military bases, or areas dressed up to resemble Afghan villages. The only factor that really distinguishes a military base in Abu Dhabi from one in Siberia is the weather, so sadly not too much eye-spy to play there.
There is a nice dramatic shoot out section towards the end of the movie where the audience is taken on a lengthy tour of the dusty back streets of Ras Al Khaimah’s old town, though the crumbling buildings and tethered goats don’t offer up too much in the way of noticeable landmarks.
The movie itself, meanwhile, is worth a look. Pitt plays US General Glen McMahon, the fictional chief of coalition forces in Afghanistan, and heavily based on his real-life counterpart General Stanley McChrystal – the film is based on journalist Michael Hastings’ account of McChrystal’s time in Afghanistan The Operators.
McMahon arrives in Afghanistan fresh from his successes in Iraq, but the situation in Afghanistan is an entirely different one. There’s no foreign army to fight, the coalition forces are more like a schoolyard full of squabbling kids than a finely oiled military machine (“this country won’t fight at night, this country won’t fight in the snow, this country wants to do caounter-narcotics, this country won’t do counter-narcotics”), and McMahon spends more time dealing with PR consultants and politicians than he does soldiers.
He’s very much an old-world general in a new-world war, though he’s by no means stupid – he’s smart enough to leak his own demands for a massive troop build up to the media when political necessity has led to The Whitehouse burying it, but equally tunnel-visioned enough to forget to check which room his wife’s in and go and say hello during a support-gathering trip to Paris.
The movie pulls no punches in its efforts to portray the futility of the whole ongoing Afghan debacle. It opens with a cynical monologue about the ridiculousness of America’s claims to bring peace and democracy to the world, and spends the next two hours making sure we don’t change our mind about that point of view.
Credit must be given to Netflix for its determination to shake up the TV and movie environment - the film is so relentless in its criticism.
There’s no shortage of movies about the futility of war out there, but there’s usually an underlying sense of at least individual heroism, or brave man doing his best in the face of a corrupt political establishment. There’s no sense here that things could be different with a few tweaks and none of the lead characters seem to have any redeeming features. It’s hard to see a movie so bleak coming through the studio system, or pretty much anywhere other than Netflix.
For all the bleakness, there’s plenty of dark humour too. Kingsley is standout as Afghan president Hamad Karzai, a man so convinced of the futility of his own task that he’s more bothered about connecting up his new blu-ray player than facing the impossible task of fixing his broken country – it’s a shame the veteran actor doesn’t get more screen time.
It’s a shame the movie won’t get a cinema release, as its quality warrants one, but when you’re focused on breaking the rules of movie watching, why stand by tradition, so turn down the lights, turn up the volume, and embrace the new order as soon as you get chance.
War Machine was locally produced by twofour54 Abu Dhabi and is available now on Netflix.
cnewbould@thenational.ae
RESULTS
Catchweight 82kg
Piotr Kuberski (POL) beat Ahmed Saeb (IRQ) by decision.
Women’s bantamweight
Corinne Laframboise (CAN) beat Cornelia Holm (SWE) by unanimous decision.
Welterweight
Omar Hussein (PAL) beat Vitalii Stoian (UKR) by unanimous decision.
Welterweight
Josh Togo (LEB) beat Ali Dyusenov (UZB) by unanimous decision.
Flyweight
Isaac Pimentel (BRA) beat Delfin Nawen (PHI) TKO round-3.
Catchweight 80kg
Seb Eubank (GBR) beat Emad Hanbali (SYR) KO round 1.
Lightweight
Mohammad Yahya (UAE) beat Ramadan Noaman (EGY) TKO round 2.
Lightweight
Alan Omer (GER) beat Reydon Romero (PHI) submission 1.
Welterweight
Juho Valamaa (FIN) beat Ahmed Labban (LEB) by unanimous decision.
Featherweight
Elias Boudegzdame (ALG) beat Austin Arnett (USA) by unanimous decision.
Super heavyweight
Maciej Sosnowski (POL) beat Ibrahim El Sawi (EGY) by submission round 1.
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In The Heights
Directed by: Jon M. Chu
Stars: Anthony Ramos, Lin-Manual Miranda
Rating: ****
Important questions to consider
1. Where on the plane does my pet travel?
There are different types of travel available for pets:
- Manifest cargo
- Excess luggage in the hold
- Excess luggage in the cabin
Each option is safe. The feasibility of each option is based on the size and breed of your pet, the airline they are traveling on and country they are travelling to.
2. What is the difference between my pet traveling as manifest cargo or as excess luggage?
If traveling as manifest cargo, your pet is traveling in the front hold of the plane and can travel with or without you being on the same plane. The cost of your pets travel is based on volumetric weight, in other words, the size of their travel crate.
If traveling as excess luggage, your pet will be in the rear hold of the plane and must be traveling under the ticket of a human passenger. The cost of your pets travel is based on the actual (combined) weight of your pet in their crate.
3. What happens when my pet arrives in the country they are traveling to?
As soon as the flight arrives, your pet will be taken from the plane straight to the airport terminal.
If your pet is traveling as excess luggage, they will taken to the oversized luggage area in the arrival hall. Once you clear passport control, you will be able to collect them at the same time as your normal luggage. As you exit the airport via the ‘something to declare’ customs channel you will be asked to present your pets travel paperwork to the customs official and / or the vet on duty.
If your pet is traveling as manifest cargo, they will be taken to the Animal Reception Centre. There, their documentation will be reviewed by the staff of the ARC to ensure all is in order. At the same time, relevant customs formalities will be completed by staff based at the arriving airport.
4. How long does the travel paperwork and other travel preparations take?
This depends entirely on the location that your pet is traveling to. Your pet relocation compnay will provide you with an accurate timeline of how long the relevant preparations will take and at what point in the process the various steps must be taken.
In some cases they can get your pet ‘travel ready’ in a few days. In others it can be up to six months or more.
5. What vaccinations does my pet need to travel?
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Source: Pawsome Pets UAE
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The Details
Kabir Singh
Produced by: Cinestaan Studios, T-Series
Directed by: Sandeep Reddy Vanga
Starring: Shahid Kapoor, Kiara Advani, Suresh Oberoi, Soham Majumdar, Arjun Pahwa
Rating: 2.5/5
Sheikh Zayed's poem
When it is unveiled at Abu Dhabi Art, the Standing Tall exhibition will appear as an interplay of poetry and art. The 100 scarves are 100 fragments surrounding five, figurative, female sculptures, and both sculptures and scarves are hand-embroidered by a group of refugee women artisans, who used the Palestinian cross-stitch embroidery art of tatreez. Fragments of Sheikh Zayed’s poem Your Love is Ruling My Heart, written in Arabic as a love poem to his nation, are embroidered onto both the sculptures and the scarves. Here is the English translation.
Your love is ruling over my heart
Your love is ruling over my heart, even a mountain can’t bear all of it
Woe for my heart of such a love, if it befell it and made it its home
You came on me like a gleaming sun, you are the cure for my soul of its sickness
Be lenient on me, oh tender one, and have mercy on who because of you is in ruins
You are like the Ajeed Al-reem [leader of the gazelle herd] for my country, the source of all of its knowledge
You waddle even when you stand still, with feet white like the blooming of the dates of the palm
Oh, who wishes to deprive me of sleep, the night has ended and I still have not seen you
You are the cure for my sickness and my support, you dried my throat up let me go and damp it
Help me, oh children of mine, for in his love my life will pass me by.
If you go...
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Dr Amal Khalid Alias revealed a recent case of a woman with daughters, who specifically wanted a boy.
A semen analysis of the father showed abnormal sperm so the couple required IVF.
Out of 21 eggs collected, six were unused leaving 15 suitable for IVF.
A specific procedure was used, called intracytoplasmic sperm injection where a single sperm cell is inserted into the egg.
On day three of the process, 14 embryos were biopsied for gender selection.
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Day five of the treatment saw two male embryos transferred to the patient.
The woman recorded a positive pregnancy test two weeks later.
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