The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Directed by: Peter Jackson
Starring: Martin Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Benedict Cumberbatch, Evangaline Lilly, Ian McKellen
Two stars
Arriving at Vox Cinemas in Mall of the Emirates on Tuesday evening, it was clear that the UAE premiere of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies was very much an event. The queue snaking round the mall's first floor consisted almost entirely of fans dressed as elves, wizards and Hobbits, complete with bows, swords, wings and the sort of regalia normally associated with Comic Con's ever-popular cosplay competition.
The cinema lobby was filled with ethereal otherworldly music, and it gradually became apparent that, costumes or otherwise, not everyone would be getting a place. Not that it upset the mood. The fans were there for the experience as much as the film; whether they made the auditorium or not, they could say that “they were there”.
Which must be a great place for director Peter Jackson to be in, especially moving into the third film of a trilogy based on the extensive padding out of a single novel. Five Armies has all the usual ingredients: sweeping landscapes; eye-popping CGI as Smaug the dragon (Benedict Cumberbatch) burns his foes to cinders; and the return of Orlando Bloom as Legolas.
But while Jackson's original Lord of the Rings trilogy seemed awestruck by the landscapes and dazzled by the sheer wonder of J R R Tolkien's characters, this final outing seems to be going through the motions.
It is said Jackson didn’t initially want to direct the second trilogy, but his hand was forced when the original helmer Guillermo del Toro had to pull out following production delays. And it shows. While some scenes are spectacular – Smaug incinerating Lake Town, the gathering of the armies – and the cinematography is visually stunning, the characters don’t really speak to us, a factor not helped by the ever-amiable Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) being relegated to a largely supporting role this time around.
Jackson concluded the previous trilogy with a sense of finality, creating a film that stood out on its own without the need to be seen as part of a trilogy, but Five Armies comes across as not much more than a lot of special effects that add to its predecessors' already impressive FX portfolio.
Yes, old favourites such as Baggins and Legolas are still there, but we barely feel a connect – a fact emphasised by the audience members who “oohed” and “aahed” at every darting arrow and burst of flame, but never fell silent long enough to follow the dialogue.
Nevertheless, Five Armies, like all the others in the franchise, will probably be a box-office smash, and the snaking queues of elves and orcs at Mall of the Emirates only goes to underline that fact. But it does feel like a sad way to say goodbye to what will surely be Jackson's last encounter with the works of Tolkien. The writer's estate, having sold the movie rights to the Rings trilogy and The Hobbit back in the mists of time (OK, the 60s), has sworn not to do the same with any of the author's remaining Middle- earth works following what it felt to be disappointing film adaptations (pre-dating anything Jackson directed, it should be noted).
This might be the end, after all. Despite the stunning special effects in Five Armies, the franchise has gone out with a whimper rather than a bang.
cnewbould@thenational.ae
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When: November 14 (from 10am)
Where: Warehouse421, Abu Dhabi
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When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
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Some 400,000 shrubs and 13,000 trees in the on-site nursery
An additional 450,000 shrubs and 4,000 trees to be delivered in the months leading up to the expo
Ghaf, date palm, acacia arabica, acacia tortilis, vitex or sage, techoma and the salvadora are just some heat tolerant native plants in the nursery
Approximately 340 species of shrubs and trees selected for diverse landscape
The nursery team works exclusively with organic fertilisers and pesticides
All shrubs and trees supplied by Dubai Municipality
Most sourced from farms, nurseries across the country
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Some mature trees are in open areas or planted within the expo site
Green waste is recycled as compost
Treated sewage effluent supplied by Dubai Municipality is used to meet the majority of the nursery’s irrigation needs
Construction workforce peaked at 40,000 workers
About 65,000 people have signed up to volunteer
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Name: Cofe
Year started: 2018
Based: UAE
Employees: 80-100
Amount raised: $13m
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