From left, Chuck (Josh Gad), Red (Jason Sudeikis) and Bomb (Danny McBride) in Angry Birds. Courtesy Columbia Pictures and Rovio
From left, Chuck (Josh Gad), Red (Jason Sudeikis) and Bomb (Danny McBride) in Angry Birds. Courtesy Columbia Pictures and Rovio
From left, Chuck (Josh Gad), Red (Jason Sudeikis) and Bomb (Danny McBride) in Angry Birds. Courtesy Columbia Pictures and Rovio
From left, Chuck (Josh Gad), Red (Jason Sudeikis) and Bomb (Danny McBride) in Angry Birds. Courtesy Columbia Pictures and Rovio

Film review: The Angry Birds Movie is all the rage


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The Angry Birds Movie

Director: Clay Kaytis,Fergal Reilly

Starring: Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Peter Dinklage, Danny McBride

Three stars

I had very low expectations for this guaranteed cash-cow of a movie. After all, the makers of this film adaptation of Rovio Entertainment's wildly popular mobile game, Angry Birds, must have been only too aware that they could easily fowl it up (pun intended), appal critics and still have people flocking to cinemas.

After all, the games – in which a colony of inexplicably irate birds are used as slingshot missiles – have been downloaded more than three billion times. And everyone loves them, including my 64-year-old mother, who had never played video games in her life before Angry Birds came along. She is now an addict and take vicarious pleasure in beating my children at it. What other game can boast such a cross-section of players?

The movie version zooms in on Red, voiced by Jason Sudeikis (We're the Millers, Horrible Bosses), who is clearly at the bottom of the pecking order in an island community of fat, cuddly birds. Red is teased for his big bushy eyebrows and is overly prone to violent outbursts.

As punishment for a particularly bad outburst, Red is sent by the head bird to anger-management camp – "the free-rage chickens" – where he meets Bomb, voiced by Danny McBride (Your Highness, Pineapple Express), the black bird who tends to explode when angry, and Speedy Chuck, voiced by Josh Gad (Olaf in Frozen).

Then one day a ship arrives, full of friendly green creatures, but Red is the only one who suspects the dastardly plan these visitors are hatching – to steal all their eggs. So Red and his anger-management pals go on a quest to enlist the help of the Mighty Eagle, voiced by Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, X-Men: Days of Future Past), who provides comic relief as a washed-up former superhero.

Things get serious when Red reveals their guests’ sinister intentions.

“We’re birds, we’re descended from dinosaurs. We’re not supposed to be nice,” Red yells at his compatriots in a rousing tirade.

Filmmakers have also tried to infuse a moral lesson into this tale – anger, apparently, isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as long as those surges are channelled for the greater good.

As it turns out, when the birds on the island get angry, secret superhero powers are unleashed – such as shooting fireballs from their backsides or snot projectiles from their noses. These powers only reveal themselves when the birds catapult themselves at the enemies’ palace to rescue their eggs.

The entire concept is laughable, but it’s also inevitable, considering the filmmakers need to ensure the movie resembles the video game. The trade-off is that the storyline becomes farcical beyond belief.

In the mobile game, the birds function as missiles with funny traits and filmmakers have tried hard to bring these birds to life by giving them eccentric quirks, but, sadly, they remain one-­dimensional caricatures rather than fully developed characters.

Pulling off a commendable movie version of the game was always going to be a difficult task, no matter how good the graphics or the one-liners. In the end, it’s the target audience that really matters. And going by the two 6-year-olds – one of them my daughter – who watched the film with me, the ludicrousness of the plot seemed to have escaped them. My little girl even announced it was the best film she had ever seen. No doubt she will try hard to persuade me to cough up to unlock new features on the mobile game, while Rovio Entertainment feathers its nest with the profits.

artslife@thenational.ae

Emergency

Director: Kangana Ranaut

Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry 

Rating: 2/5

LEAGUE CUP QUARTER-FINAL DRAW

Stoke City v Tottenham

Brentford v Newcastle United

Arsenal v Manchester City

Everton v Manchester United

All ties are to be played the week commencing December 21.

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Sreesanth's India bowling career

Tests 27, Wickets 87, Average 37.59, Best 5-40

ODIs 53, Wickets 75, Average 33.44, Best 6-55

T20Is 10, Wickets 7, Average 41.14, Best 2-12

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
 
Started: 2021
 
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
 
Based: Tunisia 
 
Sector: Water technology 
 
Number of staff: 22 
 
Investment raised: $4 million 

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

MATCH INFO

Uefa Champions League quarter-final (first-leg score):

Juventus (1) v Ajax (1), Tuesday, 11pm UAE

Match will be shown on BeIN Sports

Major honours

ARSENAL

  • FA Cup - 2005

BARCELONA

  • La Liga - 2013
  • Copa del Rey - 2012
  • Fifa Club World Cup - 2011

CHELSEA

  • Premier League - 2015, 2017
  • FA Cup - 2018
  • League Cup - 2015

SPAIN

  • World Cup - 2010
  • European Championship - 2008, 2012
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Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram

Rating: 2/5

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Henrik Stenson's finishes at Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship:

2006 - 2
2007 - 8
2008 - 2
2009 - MC
2010 - 21
2011 - 42
2012 - MC
2013 - 23
2014 - MC
2015 - MC
2016 - 3
2017 - 8

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Rating: 3/5

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Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government

Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council

Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south

Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory

Trump v Khan

2016: Feud begins after Khan criticised Trump’s proposed Muslim travel ban to US

2017: Trump criticises Khan’s ‘no reason to be alarmed’ response to London Bridge terror attacks

2019: Trump calls Khan a “stone cold loser” before first state visit

2019: Trump tweets about “Khan’s Londonistan”, calling him “a national disgrace”

2022:  Khan’s office attributes rise in Islamophobic abuse against the major to hostility stoked during Trump’s presidency

July 2025 During a golfing trip to Scotland, Trump calls Khan “a nasty person”

Sept 2025 Trump blames Khan for London’s “stabbings and the dirt and the filth”.

Dec 2025 Trump suggests migrants got Khan elected, calls him a “horrible, vicious, disgusting mayor”

The biog

From: Ras Al Khaimah

Age: 50

Profession: Electronic engineer, worked with Etisalat for the past 20 years

Hobbies: 'Anything that involves exploration, hunting, fishing, mountaineering, the sea, hiking, scuba diving, and adventure sports'

Favourite quote: 'Life is so simple, enjoy it'

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Taylor Swift

(Big Machine Records)

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Chatto & Windus 

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