These initial scenes are really the best of the movie, as the eeriness and scares are genuine and effective.
These initial scenes are really the best of the movie, as the eeriness and scares are genuine and effective.
These initial scenes are really the best of the movie, as the eeriness and scares are genuine and effective.
These initial scenes are really the best of the movie, as the eeriness and scares are genuine and effective.

Cloverfield


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Take The Blair Witch Project, a handful of Godzilla movies, some September 11 footage and a dollop of post-September 11 apocalyptic angst. Shake and bake and what comes out is Cloverfield, the alternately intriguing and off-putting brainchild of the producer JJ Abrams (Lost, Alias) and the director Matt Reeves (The Pallbearer) that tries to put the fun back into the on-screen destruction of New York City.

Ostensibly shot with a hand-held camera by Hud (TJ Miller), a New York hipster compelled to document everything, Cloverfield starts at a going-away party for Rob (Michael Stahl-David) whose friends include Jason (Mike Vogel) and the beautiful - just about everyone in this movie is beautiful - Lily (Jessica Lucas). Suddenly, however, the building receives a powerful jolt, the lights flicker and everyone rushes up to the roof where they watch distant buildings explode into flames. When they run down to the street, they find themselves deftly avoiding the head of the Statue of Liberty as it comes flying through the air and crashes next to them.

These initial scenes are really the best of the movie, as the eeriness and scares are genuine and effective. The city is clearly under attack, but no one knows by whom or what. There is a lot of screaming and shouting about someone having seen "it", but what eventually turns out to be a monster has yet to reveal itself to the camcorder. And like most movie monsters, this one is a lot scarier in your imagination than it is in the hands of the special effects guys.

From this point, however, the film veers back-and-forth from the believable to the preposterous, unintentionally provoking a laugh or two along the way. When army troops kneel in the streets and fire at the monster, it is so reminiscent of Godzilla movies that it is more funny than movie history literate. And the crowds of people attempting to outrun the clouds of dust and ash roaring through Manhattan's concrete canyons is such a replication of September 11 terror that it borders on tasteless (especially for anyone who watched the World Trade Center crumble, as this reviewer did).

It also stretches credibility that Hud is so intent on capturing this piece of history on video that, no matter what the havoc, he continues framing his shots. Even when the monster decides he is worth taking a bite of, he points the camera in the right direction for so long that we think we are about to get a good shot of the monster's intestines. At any rate, we don't much care about Hud's demise or that of any of the other characters, for that matter. Unsurprisingly, Cloverfield is not a character-driven work.

The DVD comes with a number of extras, including a "making of" documentary, a director's narration, funny outtakes and alternative endings, the sum total of which reveals an incredible hubris on the part of the cast and crew. Hubris, of course, is indispensable to any filmmaking venture, but it is much easier to embrace when it fuels a project that brings something unique to the screen. Cloverfield delivers its share of thrills, but it is little more than a reconstitution of images easily recognisable from more powerful and more entertaining works. It's better the less you think about it.

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Chatham House Rule

A mark of Chatham House’s influence 100 years on since its founding,  was Moscow’s formal declaration last month that it was an “undesirable
organisation”. 

 

The depth of knowledge and academics that it drew on
following the Ukraine invasion had broadcast Mr Putin’s chicanery.  

 

The institute is more used to accommodating world leaders,
with Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher among those helping it provide
authoritative commentary on world events. 

 

Chatham House was formally founded as the Royal Institute of
International Affairs following the peace conferences of World War One. Its
founder, Lionel Curtis, wanted a more scientific examination of international affairs
with a transparent exchange of information and ideas.  

 

That arena of debate and analysis was enhanced by the “Chatham
House Rule” states that the contents of any meeting can be discussed outside Chatham
House but no mention can be made identifying individuals who commented.  

 

This has enabled some candid exchanges on difficult subjects
allowing a greater degree of free speech from high-ranking figures.  

 

These meetings are highly valued, so much so that
ambassadors reported them in secret diplomatic cables that – when they were
revealed in the Wikileaks reporting – were thus found to have broken the rule. However,
most speeches are held on the record.  

 

Its research and debate has offered fresh ideas to
policymakers enabling them to more coherently address troubling issues from climate
change to health and food security.   

 
Polarised public

31% in UK say BBC is biased to left-wing views

19% in UK say BBC is biased to right-wing views

19% in UK say BBC is not biased at all

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Golden Shoe top five (as of March 1):

Harry Kane, Tottenham, Premier League, 24 goals, 48 points
Edinson Cavani, PSG, Ligue 1, 24 goals, 48 points
Ciro Immobile, Lazio, Serie A, 23 goals, 46 points
Mohamed Salah, Liverpool, Premier League, 23 goals, 46 points
Lionel Messi, Barcelona, La Liga, 22 goals, 44 points

DMZ facts
  • The DMZ was created as a buffer after the 1950-53 Korean War.
  • It runs 248 kilometers across the Korean Peninsula and is 4km wide.
  • The zone is jointly overseen by the US-led United Nations Command and North Korea.
  • It is littered with an estimated 2 million mines, tank traps, razor wire fences and guard posts.
  • Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un met at a building in Panmunjom, where an armistice was signed to stop the Korean War.
  • Panmunjom is 52km north of the Korean capital Seoul and 147km south of Pyongyang, North Korea’s capital.
  • Former US president Bill Clinton visited Panmunjom in 1993, while Ronald Reagan visited the DMZ in 1983, George W. Bush in 2002 and Barack Obama visited a nearby military camp in 2012. 
  • Mr Trump planned to visit in November 2017, but heavy fog that prevented his helicopter from landing.