Take The Blair Witch Project, a handful of Godzilla movies, some September 11 footage and a dollop of post-September 11 apocalyptic angst. Shake and bake and what comes out is Cloverfield, the alternately intriguing and off-putting brainchild of the producer JJ Abrams (Lost, Alias) and the director Matt Reeves (The Pallbearer) that tries to put the fun back into the on-screen destruction of New York City.
Ostensibly shot with a hand-held camera by Hud (TJ Miller), a New York hipster compelled to document everything, Cloverfield starts at a going-away party for Rob (Michael Stahl-David) whose friends include Jason (Mike Vogel) and the beautiful - just about everyone in this movie is beautiful - Lily (Jessica Lucas).
Suddenly, however, the building receives a powerful jolt, the lights flicker and everyone rushes up to the roof where they watch distant buildings explode into flames. When they run down to the street, they find themselves deftly avoiding the head of the Statue of Liberty as it comes flying through the air and crashes next to them.
These initial scenes are really the best of the movie, as the eeriness and scares are genuine and effective. The city is clearly under attack, but no one knows by whom or what. There is a lot of screaming and shouting about someone having seen "it", but what eventually turns out to be a monster has yet to reveal itself to the camcorder. And like most movie monsters, this one is a lot scarier in your imagination than it is in the hands of the special effects guys.
From this point, however, the film veers back-and-forth from the believable to the preposterous, unintentionally provoking a laugh or two along the way. When army troops kneel in the streets and fire at the monster, it is so reminiscent of Godzilla movies that it is more funny than movie history literate. And the crowds of people attempting to outrun the clouds of dust and ash roaring through Manhattan's concrete canyons is such a replication of September 11 terror that it borders on tasteless (especially for anyone who watched the World Trade Center crumble, as this reviewer did).
It also stretches credibility that Hud is so intent on capturing this piece of history on video that, no matter what the havoc, he continues framing his shots. Even when the monster decides he is worth taking a bite of, he points the camera in the right direction for so long that we think we are about to get a good shot of the monster's intestines. At any rate, we don't much care about Hud's demise or that of any of the other characters, for that matter. Unsurprisingly, Cloverfield is not a character-driven work.
The DVD comes with a number of extras, including a "making of" documentary, a director's narration, funny outtakes and alternative endings, the sum total of which reveals an incredible hubris on the part of the cast and crew. Hubris, of course, is indispensable to any filmmaking venture, but it is much easier to embrace when it fuels a project that brings something unique to the screen. Cloverfield delivers its share of thrills, but it is little more than a reconstitution of images easily recognisable from more powerful and more entertaining works. It's better the less you think about it.
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Little notes: My girls often find a letter from me, with a joke, task or some instructions for the afternoon, and saying what I’m excited for when I get home.
Phone call check-in: My kids know that at 3.30pm I’ll be free for a quick chat.
Highs and lows: Instead of a “how was your day?”, at dinner or at bathtime we share three highlights; one thing that didn’t go so well; and something we’re looking forward to.
I start, you next: In the morning, I often start a little Lego project or drawing, and ask them to work on it while I’m gone, then we’ll finish it together.
Bedtime connection: Wake up and sleep time are important moments. A snuggle, some proud words, listening, a story. I can’t be there every night, but I can start the day with them.
Undivided attention: Putting the phone away when I get home often means sitting in the car to send a last email, but leaving it out of sight between home time and bedtime means you can connect properly.
Demystify, don’t demonise your job: Help them understand what you do, where and why. Show them your workplace if you can, then it’s not so abstract when you’re away - they’ll picture you there. Invite them into your “other” world so they know more about the different roles you have.
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Top investing tips for UAE residents in 2021
Build an emergency fund: Make sure you have enough cash to cover six months of expenses as a buffer against unexpected problems before you begin investing, advises Steve Cronin, the founder of DeadSimpleSaving.com.
Think long-term: When you invest, you need to have a long-term mindset, so don’t worry about momentary ups and downs in the stock market.
Invest worldwide: Diversify your investments globally, ideally by way of a global stock index fund.
Is your money tied up: Avoid anything where you cannot get your money back in full within a month at any time without any penalty.
Skip past the promises: “If an investment product is offering more than 10 per cent return per year, it is either extremely risky or a scam,” Mr Cronin says.
Choose plans with low fees: Make sure that any funds you buy do not charge more than 1 per cent in fees, Mr Cronin says. “If you invest by yourself, you can easily stay below this figure.” Managed funds and commissionable investments often come with higher fees.
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Get financially independent: Mr Cronin advises UAE residents to pursue financial independence. Start with a Google search and improve your knowledge via expat investing websites or Facebook groups such as SimplyFI.
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