The Indian comic Abish Mathew says he is his own biggest critic. Courtesy OML Entertainment
The Indian comic Abish Mathew says he is his own biggest critic. Courtesy OML Entertainment
The Indian comic Abish Mathew says he is his own biggest critic. Courtesy OML Entertainment
The Indian comic Abish Mathew says he is his own biggest critic. Courtesy OML Entertainment

Catch Indian comic star Abish Mathew and All India Bakchod at Desi Laughs in Dubai


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All India Bakchod, one of India’s finest comedy collectives, has a huge fan following in the UAE and for its latest show is bringing along Abish Mathew. The stand-up comic, whose routine is a mixed bag of one-man sketches, original songs and improv, is an up-and-coming star in his home country. The former New Delhi radio jockey says he found his calling in school, where he was called on to host events and eventually discovered that he liked being up on stage and making people laugh. Mathew, who claims to be his own biggest critic, says he doesn’t like any of his own work, but the more than 32,000 followers of his YouTube channel might beg to differ.

You’re teaming up with AIB for this show. What are the similarities, or differences, between your comedy and AIB’s?

I have worked with AIB on several projects. Working with them is as fun as you can imagine. AIB is known as India’s edgiest comedy group and I am usually called the happiest comic. As you can imagine, there is a vast difference. But that’s what makes working with them great, because when we bounce off each other the results are hilarious. I think this combination will go down extremely well with the audience.

Your performance in the UAE demands a certain amount of self-censorship – did this pose a challenge when putting together the show?

I will not deny that there is a “self-censorship thought process” that I do have to keep in mind when writing this show. But I don’t think that this posed a challenge in any negative way. Just another way to get the creative juices flowing.

India is home to a growing number of exceptionally good comedians. What makes you stand out?

Honestly, “my style” or “my brand” or “my comedy” is something I don’t think of. Only the audience can decide that for me. I am just being myself and writing stuff that I consider funny. So my perception of myself as a comedian has to do less with me and more to do with the audience that sees me perform.

With social media so widely consumed today, it really is possible for anyone to get on YouTube. As a YouTube comedy veteran, can you tell us what are some of the things one can do to stand out from the crowd?

Social media and content sharing platforms are a dime a dozen. All it needs is a good idea, hard work and the persistence to continue even when the results aren’t what you expected them to be.

Who is your favourite comedian or comic act?

My favourite keeps changing faster than the political affiliations of Kiran Bedi [a politician and the first woman in the Indian Police Service], so there really is no answer to that question.

What we should expect from Desi Laughs? How is it going to be different from your live YouTube shows?

A live show of Son of Abish usually has a lot more going on. And what's put on YouTube is a compressed, "best of" version of the show. But just like every Son of Abish, Desi Laughs will have new jokes, new segments and things you will not have seen or heard before.

• Desi Laughs is at Dubai Community Theatre & Art Centre on Friday, January 23, (18+ only). For tickets and more information, call 04 341 4777

All India Bakchod is back with more laughs

Move over Russell Peters. There are players on the desi comedy scene laying claim to their piece of the pie. Desi Laughs – a night of stand-up comedy coming to Ductac on Friday, January 23, – will bring together two of India's biggest comedy acts.

The hilarious Abish Mathew joins the Indian comedy collective, All India Bakchod, for an evening of laughter (and potentially inappropriate jokes).

AIB brought the stage production The Royal Turds – which named and humorously shamed the worst moments of Bollywood – to Dubai in April last year and is known for its sketches and parodies, which have received more than 50 million views on its YouTube channel in just two years. The collective has also gone from having just the two founding members, Tanmay Bhat and Gursimran Khamba, to a team that includes the comedians Rohan Joshi and Ashish Shakya, plus several others working behind the scenes.

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  • Greater use of curfews and exclusion zones to deliver tougher supervision than ever on criminals.
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Tips for newlyweds to better manage finances

All couples are unique and have to create a financial blueprint that is most suitable for their relationship, says Vijay Valecha, chief investment officer at Century Financial. He offers his top five tips for couples to better manage their finances.

Discuss your assets and debts: When married, it’s important to understand each other’s personal financial situation. It’s necessary to know upfront what each party brings to the table, as debts and assets affect spending habits and joint loan qualifications. Discussing all aspects of their finances as a couple prevents anyone from being blindsided later.

Decide on the financial/saving goals: Spouses should independently list their top goals and share their lists with one another to shape a joint plan. Writing down clear goals will help them determine how much to save each month, how much to put aside for short-term goals, and how they will reach their long-term financial goals.

Set a budget: A budget can keep the couple be mindful of their income and expenses. With a monthly budget, couples will know exactly how much they can spend in a category each month, how much they have to work with and what spending areas need to be evaluated.

Decide who manages what: When it comes to handling finances, it’s a good idea to decide who manages what. For example, one person might take on the day-to-day bills, while the other tackles long-term investments and retirement plans.

Money date nights: Talking about money should be a healthy, ongoing conversation and couples should not wait for something to go wrong. They should set time aside every month to talk about future financial decisions and see the progress they’ve made together towards accomplishing their goals.

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What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

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  • Ban fruit juice and sodas
  • Eat a hearty breakfast that contains fats and wholegrains, such as peanut butter on multigrain toast or full-fat plain yoghurt with whole fruit and nuts, to avoid the need for a 10am snack
  • Give young children plain yoghurt with whole fruits mashed into it
  • Reduce the number of cakes, biscuits and sweets. Reserve them for a treat
  • Don’t eat dessert every day 
  • Make your own smoothies. Always use the whole fruit to maintain the benefit of its fibre content and don’t add any sweeteners
  • Always go for natural whole foods over processed, packaged foods. Ask yourself would your grandmother have eaten it?
  • Read food labels if you really do feel the need to buy processed food
  • Eat everything in moderation
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1. Domestic VAT refund amendments: request your refund within five years

If a business does not apply for the refund on time, they lose their credit.

2. E-invoicing in the UAE

Businesses should continue preparing for the implementation of e-invoicing in the UAE, with 2026 a preparation and transition period ahead of phased mandatory adoption. 

3. More tax audits

Tax authorities are increasingly using data already available across multiple filings to identify audit risks. 

4. More beneficial VAT and excise tax penalty regime

Tax disputes are expected to become more frequent and more structured, with clearer administrative objection and appeal processes. The UAE has adopted a new penalty regime for VAT and excise disputes, which now mirrors the penalty regime for corporate tax.

5. Greater emphasis on statutory audit

There is a greater need for the accuracy of financial statements. The International Financial Reporting Standards standards need to be strictly adhered to and, as a result, the quality of the audits will need to increase.

6. Further transfer pricing enforcement

Transfer pricing enforcement, which refers to the practice of establishing prices for internal transactions between related entities, is expected to broaden in scope. The UAE will shortly open the possibility to negotiate advance pricing agreements, or essentially rulings for transfer pricing purposes. 

7. Limited time periods for audits

Recent amendments also introduce a default five-year limitation period for tax audits and assessments, subject to specific statutory exceptions. While the standard audit and assessment period is five years, this may be extended to up to 15 years in cases involving fraud or tax evasion. 

8. Pillar 2 implementation 

Many multinational groups will begin to feel the practical effect of the Domestic Minimum Top-Up Tax (DMTT), the UAE's implementation of the OECD’s global minimum tax under Pillar 2. While the rules apply for financial years starting on or after January 1, 2025, it is 2026 that marks the transition to an operational phase.

9. Reduced compliance obligations for imported goods and services

Businesses that apply the reverse-charge mechanism for VAT purposes in the UAE may benefit from reduced compliance obligations. 

10. Substance and CbC reporting focus

Tax authorities are expected to continue strengthening the enforcement of economic substance and Country-by-Country (CbC) reporting frameworks. In the UAE, these regimes are increasingly being used as risk-assessment tools, providing tax authorities with a comprehensive view of multinational groups’ global footprints and enabling them to assess whether profits are aligned with real economic activity. 

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Completed an electrical diploma at the Adnoc Technical Institute

Works as a public relations officer with Adnoc

Apart from the piano, he plays the accordion, oud and guitar

His favourite composer is Johann Sebastian Bach

Also enjoys listening to Mozart

Likes all genres of music including Arabic music and jazz

Enjoys rock groups Scorpions and Metallica 

Other musicians he likes are Syrian-American pianist Malek Jandali and Lebanese oud player Rabih Abou Khalil

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Afghanistan (from): Rashid Khan (capt), Ihsanullah Janat, Javid Ahmadi, Ibrahim Zadran, Rahmat Shah, Hashmatullah Shahidi, Asghar Afghan, Ikram Alikhil, Mohammad Nabi, Qais Ahmad, Sayed Ahmad Shirzad, Yamin Ahmadzai, Zahir Khan Pakteen, Afsar Zazai, Shapoor Zadran

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Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers