From left, Oliver Stone, Carey Mulligan, Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf in holiday mood in Cannes, where their film Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps was screened at the 63rd international film festival.
From left, Oliver Stone, Carey Mulligan, Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf in holiday mood in Cannes, where their film Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps was screened at the 63rd international film festivShow more

Cannes: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps



Gordon Gekko is back; and this time he's softer, more sensitive and, alas, far more boring and predictable. Back in his 1980s heyday Michael Douglas tore up the screen with slogans like "Greed is good", "Lunch is for wimps" and "Money never sleeps" as he trained Charlie Sheen's Bud Fox in banking shenanigans.

Here, Gekko is released from jail in 2001. This makes little narrative sense, as Gekko would not have received such a long sentence for the insider trading that was the centrepiece of Wall Street. Stone attempts to solve the problem with a number of expositional statements about lengthy appeals and further charges, but in the end the numbers simply don't add up. Jokes such as Gekko getting back his enormous 1980s mobile phone on leaving prison simply draw attention to the fact that the timeframe doesn't work.

However, with a September 11 link made, the action jumps forward seven years to 2008, a time when several banks found themselves undone by their exposure to sub-prime mortgages, leading to the global financial meltdown. References to the collapses of real banks are barely concealed behind fake names, and the director has much fun making the banks' corporate heads look like gangsters. For the most part, Stone fails to tie in a story about Gekko trying to reconnect with his daughter (Carey Mulligan) against the backdrop of the banking crisis.

She is underwritten, but that's no surprise as the depiction of female characters has always been the director's Achilles' heel. The casting of Shia LaBeouf as the young buck Jacob Moore, who is trying to make his mark in the financial world, is remarkable, mostly because the Transformers star is an actor who makes Charlie Sheen look like Laurence Olivier. The best action in the movie comes before Moore tries in vain to organise a détente between father and daughter in an attempt to win Gekko's favour.

Stone has always been a director who works best when weaving real life incident with grandstand drama. When recreating the banking turmoil of 2008 the director is in his element. He's helped considerably by Frank Langella's turn as Lewis Zabel, the head of the first bank to fail in the 2008 crisis. Zabel is clearly from the old school of banking and is as confused by the activities of modern financiers as the rest of us.

But Stone sadly seems to have misunderstood what people liked about his most famous character. Despite its overriding message that greed is definitely not good, the original film is not remembered with affection because of Gekko's downfall, but because of his questionable exploits ahead of it. Part of the attraction of Gekko was his ability to provide quotable dialogue but attempts to recapture that facility just seem clunky in the sequel. And when Gekko starts to get sentimental it's time to withdraw all interest in this legendary character.

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UK's plans to cut net migration

Under the UK government’s proposals, migrants will have to spend 10 years in the UK before being able to apply for citizenship.

Skilled worker visas will require a university degree, and there will be tighter restrictions on recruitment for jobs with skills shortages.

But what are described as "high-contributing" individuals such as doctors and nurses could be fast-tracked through the system.

Language requirements will be increased for all immigration routes to ensure a higher level of English.

Rules will also be laid out for adult dependants, meaning they will have to demonstrate a basic understanding of the language.

The plans also call for stricter tests for colleges and universities offering places to foreign students and a reduction in the time graduates can remain in the UK after their studies from two years to 18 months.

Common OCD symptoms and how they manifest

Checking: the obsession or thoughts focus on some harm coming from things not being as they should, which usually centre around the theme of safety. For example, the obsession is “the building will burn down”, therefore the compulsion is checking that the oven is switched off.

Contamination: the obsession is focused on the presence of germs, dirt or harmful bacteria and how this will impact the person and/or their loved ones. For example, the obsession is “the floor is dirty; me and my family will get sick and die”, the compulsion is repetitive cleaning.

Orderliness: the obsession is a fear of sitting with uncomfortable feelings, or to prevent harm coming to oneself or others. Objectively there appears to be no logical link between the obsession and compulsion. For example,” I won’t feel right if the jars aren’t lined up” or “harm will come to my family if I don’t line up all the jars”, so the compulsion is therefore lining up the jars.

Intrusive thoughts: the intrusive thought is usually highly distressing and repetitive. Common examples may include thoughts of perpetrating violence towards others, harming others, or questions over one’s character or deeds, usually in conflict with the person’s true values. An example would be: “I think I might hurt my family”, which in turn leads to the compulsion of avoiding social gatherings.

Hoarding: the intrusive thought is the overvaluing of objects or possessions, while the compulsion is stashing or hoarding these items and refusing to let them go. For example, “this newspaper may come in useful one day”, therefore, the compulsion is hoarding newspapers instead of discarding them the next day.

Source: Dr Robert Chandler, clinical psychologist at Lighthouse Arabia

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How has net migration to UK changed?

The figure was broadly flat immediately before the Covid-19 pandemic, standing at 216,000 in the year to June 2018 and 224,000 in the year to June 2019.

It then dropped to an estimated 111,000 in the year to June 2020 when restrictions introduced during the pandemic limited travel and movement.

The total rose to 254,000 in the year to June 2021, followed by steep jumps to 634,000 in the year to June 2022 and 906,000 in the year to June 2023.

The latest available figure of 728,000 for the 12 months to June 2024 suggests levels are starting to decrease.

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Produced: Lionsgate Films, Shanghai Ryui Entertainment, Street Light Entertainment
Directed: Roland Emmerich
Cast: Ed Skrein, Woody Harrelson, Dennis Quaid, Aaron Eckhart, Luke Evans, Nick Jonas, Mandy Moore, Darren Criss
Rating: 3.5/5 stars

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